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Fingerfoods
Pale Blue Dot


Registered: 11/14/06
Posts: 181
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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: FungusMan]
#6386378 - 12/19/06 12:21 PM (17 years, 1 month ago) |
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#587. When you go back to college a whole week earlier than everyone else from your winter break just start your new project.
-------------------- http://palebluedot.ytmnd.com/ watch this shrooming and youll never think the same about the world agian.
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thedman
I am the coyote

Registered: 12/23/04
Posts: 1,565
Loc: out of this world
Last seen: 10 years, 3 months
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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: Fingerfoods]
#6386419 - 12/19/06 12:42 PM (17 years, 1 month ago) |
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When you think about cubensis wile masturbating.
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Fraggin
Multi-Faceted


Registered: 01/05/05
Posts: 8,707
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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: thedman]
#6386844 - 12/19/06 02:36 PM (17 years, 1 month ago) |
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When you can touch horse manure bare handed and not think of it as Shit.
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No_Life_G33k
Now with 10%less noobness


Registered: 03/08/05
Posts: 356
Last seen: 13 years, 10 months
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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: Fraggin]
#6429726 - 01/05/07 11:11 PM (17 years, 26 days ago) |
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You maybe hardcore if:
You have 3 different excuses that you you rotate for when the cashier asks about all the rubbermaids and peroxide.
You cram the big Rubbermaid tubs and the cases of straw inside the CAB of the truck, so they don't get exposed to the contams on the ride home.
Your sneer dismissivly at the little 8 qt bags of vermiculite at the store.
You read the Microgram bulletin from the DEA. (anyone missing a BUNCH of chocolates????)
You own more thermometers and humidity gauges then ALL the local weather men combined.
You comptemplate building a pontoon boat from the empty peroxide bottles.
The folks at the asian grocery say you look very healthy for someone that eats only agar and gypsum!
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No_Life_G33k
Now with 10%less noobness


Registered: 03/08/05
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Last seen: 13 years, 10 months
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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: thedman]
#6429729 - 01/05/07 11:12 PM (17 years, 26 days ago) |
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thedman said: When you think about cubensis wile masturbating.
That one borders on disturbing.... 
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tonyperez420
Shaman Rasta

Registered: 11/03/04
Posts: 1,234
Last seen: 10 years, 11 months
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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: thedman]
#6472137 - 01/18/07 12:58 AM (17 years, 14 days ago) |
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Quote:
thedman said: When you think about cubensis wile masturbating.
after a couple of hours of hardcore sex you bust a huge load and scream SHROOMERY 4 LIFE!!!
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flower_child
Dawson


Registered: 12/13/05
Posts: 677
Last seen: 5 years, 19 days
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#598
You're thinking about naming your next band "Fungus"
-------------------- Today while walking up the stairs I met a man who wasn't there He wasn't there again today Oh how I wish he'd stay away
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Blutjager
Inhuman


Registered: 06/11/06
Posts: 9,220
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When shaving your body hair you cant help but get mad that it recolonizes so quickly
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dudemanstan
Stranger

Registered: 08/02/07
Posts: 82
Last seen: 12 years, 6 months
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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: Blutjager]
#8342148 - 04/29/08 01:44 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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#600 - when you cut your finger on inoculation day, and get annoyed that your mycelium is progressing faster than your finger is healing.
#601 - your friends come over after you've been PCing honey LCs and grain jars, and your only explanation for the resultant smell is that your roommate must have left some food sitting out too long.
#602 - your girlfriend is the only girl you know who understands the difference between rhizomorphic and tomentose growth.
#603 - your friends all know you 'know a guy' who gets the best (if not only) mushrooms around, but don't understand why they have never seen him, and arent allowed to get to get his number.
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amanitavirosa
absurdlyoptimistic



Registered: 04/07/08
Posts: 430
Loc: Cold places
Last seen: 14 years, 7 months
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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: dudemanstan]
#8342162 - 04/29/08 01:53 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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dudemanstan said: #602 - your girlfriend is the only girl you know who understands the difference between rhizomorphic and tomentose growth.
#603 - your friends all know you 'know a guy' who gets the best (if not only) mushrooms around, but don't understand why they have never seen him, and arent allowed to get to get his number.
These made me LOL.
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destindiver1980
MuffDiver



Registered: 02/23/08
Posts: 101
Last seen: 15 years, 7 months
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Actually, I know many. When you work on boats ina harbor for a living it's a must in any cabin
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Original poster of this is highc: I only pretend to grow and consume illegal mushrooms. I have no knowledge what so ever on any scheduled substance because I know and respect the governing law in the United States of America. All pictures and dialogue posted by me is entirley copyrighted from those who wish to knowingly ignore the laws. I only post these messages as a mere propaganda technique used to gain attention and admiration from others. Thank You
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destindiver1980
MuffDiver



Registered: 02/23/08
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Last seen: 15 years, 7 months
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THis is freakin great!!! I was feeling a bit down until I started reading all of this. Thanks for ALL the good laughs guys and gals!
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Original poster of this is highc: I only pretend to grow and consume illegal mushrooms. I have no knowledge what so ever on any scheduled substance because I know and respect the governing law in the United States of America. All pictures and dialogue posted by me is entirley copyrighted from those who wish to knowingly ignore the laws. I only post these messages as a mere propaganda technique used to gain attention and admiration from others. Thank You
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robanero
β Lib


Registered: 09/05/06
Posts: 874
Loc: Somewhere in Tx
Last seen: 5 years, 8 months
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When your girlfriend has to take up “canning” and “gardening” to explain why the house is always full of jars, pressure cookers and vermiculite.
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tpihkal



Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 2,809
Loc: Michigan
Last seen: 1 month, 14 days
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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: robanero]
#8342535 - 04/29/08 04:06 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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#604 When you're pissed off all day at work, not because of the work stress, but you know that logging into the shroomery on breaks would be too risky.
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FooMan



Registered: 02/02/05
Posts: 8,957
Loc: Earth
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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: dudemanstan]
#8342712 - 04/29/08 04:49 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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dudemanstan said: #603 - your friends all know you 'know a guy' who gets the best (if not only) mushrooms around, but don't understand why they have never seen him, and arent allowed to get to get his number.
I LOL'd at that one. So true. It's funny when my friends come over for shrooms. I go to my room to "put on my shoes", but I'm really putting a bag of shrooms in my pocket. I tell them I've got to go to the fictitious dude's house, drive around the block a couple times and come back with the same bag I just grabbed out of my room.
That's the ONLY way to do it. Too many fools around here like to advertise that they grow to the whole neighborhood 
Loose lips sink ships.
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Quick WBS Prep
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FooMan



Registered: 02/02/05
Posts: 8,957
Loc: Earth
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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: tpihkal]
#8342722 - 04/29/08 04:51 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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tpihkal said: #604 When you're pissed off all day at work, not because of the work stress, but you know that logging into the shroomery on breaks would be too risky.
That ones funny too. The majority of the time I'm on the shroomery is when I'm at work. It pays to be the boss
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Quick WBS Prep
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RogerRabbit
Bans for Pleasure



Registered: 03/26/03
Posts: 42,214
Loc: Seattle
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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: FooMan]
#8342786 - 04/29/08 05:10 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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This one's been around awhile. I locked it a year or two ago, but after a severe pelting with rotten tomatoes, I relented and opened it back up again.
#605: You know you're a hard-core cultivator when you've read every one of the previous 604 reasons. RR
-------------------- Download Let's Grow Mushrooms semper in excretia sumus solim profundum variat "I've never had a failed experiment. I've only discovered 10,000 methods which do not work." Thomas Edison
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tpihkal



Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 2,809
Loc: Michigan
Last seen: 1 month, 14 days
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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: RogerRabbit]
#8342966 - 04/29/08 06:01 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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lol, I can't honestly say I am, but I agree with everything RR says so according to rule 605, I must be hard core
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buggas
Stranger


Registered: 09/27/07
Posts: 145
Last seen: 15 years, 5 months
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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: tpihkal]
#8343310 - 04/29/08 07:26 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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606 when your bathroom air is literally flammable because of all the alcohol fumes and air sanitizer... but you can't smell anything
All these are awesome!! worth the time to read!!
-------------------- There are no stupid questions, just stupid answers from stupid people. Watch Zeitgeist and Tell Others
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Supplier
Mad Hatter



Registered: 01/05/08
Posts: 705
Loc: The Sky
Last seen: 10 years, 4 months
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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: buggas]
#8343447 - 04/29/08 08:08 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Hahahahhaa some funny shit but it's all true, i can't drive past walmart with out going in and buying some WBS and more tubs haha
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