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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: FungusMan]
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#587. When you go back to college a whole week earlier than everyone else from your winter break just start your new project.


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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: Fingerfoods]
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When you think about cubensis wile masturbating.


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Got to bag em up!

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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: thedman]
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When you can touch horse manure bare handed and not think of it as Shit.

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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: Fraggin]
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You maybe hardcore if:

You have 3 different excuses that you you rotate for when the cashier asks about all the rubbermaids and peroxide.


You cram the big Rubbermaid tubs and the cases of straw inside the CAB of the truck, so they don't get exposed to the contams on the ride home.


Your sneer dismissivly at the little 8 qt bags of vermiculite at the store.

You read the Microgram bulletin from the DEA. (anyone missing a BUNCH of chocolates????)


You own more thermometers and humidity gauges then ALL the local weather men combined.


You comptemplate building a pontoon boat from the empty peroxide bottles.


The folks at the asian grocery say you look very healthy for someone that eats only agar and gypsum!


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Hot Water Pasteuriztion - A How To Pictorial
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/4527808/an/0/page/0

Make your own shroom chocolates
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/4500682/an/0/page/5

guide with pix.


Make Your Own Magnetic Stirrer! How-To Tek w/ pix
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/5865949/an/0/page/3

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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: thedman]
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thedman said:
When you think about cubensis wile masturbating.


That one borders on disturbing.... :shocked:


:wink:


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Hot Water Pasteuriztion - A How To Pictorial
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/4527808/an/0/page/0

Make your own shroom chocolates
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/4500682/an/0/page/5

guide with pix.


Make Your Own Magnetic Stirrer! How-To Tek w/ pix
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/5865949/an/0/page/3

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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: thedman]
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thedman said:
When you think about cubensis wile masturbating.


after a couple of hours of hardcore sex you bust a huge load and scream SHROOMERY 4 LIFE!!!

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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: tonyperez420]
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#598

You're thinking about naming your next band "Fungus"


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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: flower_child]
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When shaving your body hair you cant help but get mad that it recolonizes so quickly :dielaughing:

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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: Blutjager]
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#600 - when you cut your finger on inoculation day, and get annoyed that your mycelium is progressing faster than your finger is healing.

#601 - your friends come over after you've been PCing honey LCs and grain jars, and your only explanation for the resultant smell is that your roommate must have left some food sitting out too long.

#602 - your girlfriend is the only girl you know who understands the difference between rhizomorphic and tomentose growth.

#603 - your friends all know you 'know a guy' who gets the best (if not only) mushrooms around, but don't understand why they have never seen him, and arent allowed to get to get his number.

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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: dudemanstan]
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dudemanstan said:
#602 - your girlfriend is the only girl you know who understands the difference between rhizomorphic and tomentose growth.

#603 - your friends all know you 'know a guy' who gets the best (if not only) mushrooms around, but don't understand why they have never seen him, and arent allowed to get to get his number.


These made me LOL. :thumbup:


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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: PaintedDeath]
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Actually, I know many.  When you work on boats ina harbor for a living it's a must in any cabin :thumbup:


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:3some: Original poster of this is highc: 

I only pretend to grow and consume illegal mushrooms. I have no knowledge what so ever on any scheduled substance because I know and respect the governing law in the United States of America. All pictures and dialogue posted by me is entirley copyrighted from those who wish to knowingly ignore the laws. I only post these messages as a mere propaganda technique used to gain attention and admiration from others. Thank You :bongload:

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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: destindiver1980]
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THis is freakin great!!!  I was feeling a bit down until I started reading all of this.  Thanks for ALL the good laughs guys and gals! :ass2mouth:  :yourock:


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:3some: Original poster of this is highc: 

I only pretend to grow and consume illegal mushrooms. I have no knowledge what so ever on any scheduled substance because I know and respect the governing law in the United States of America. All pictures and dialogue posted by me is entirley copyrighted from those who wish to knowingly ignore the laws. I only post these messages as a mere propaganda technique used to gain attention and admiration from others. Thank You :bongload:

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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: destindiver1980]
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When your girlfriend has to take up “canning” and “gardening” to explain why the house is always full of jars, pressure cookers and vermiculite.


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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: robanero]
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#604 When you're pissed off all day at work, not because of the work stress, but you know that logging into the shroomery on breaks would be too risky.


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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: dudemanstan]
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dudemanstan said:
#603 - your friends all know you 'know a guy' who gets the best (if not only) mushrooms around, but don't understand why they have never seen him, and arent allowed to get to get his number.


I LOL'd at that one. So true. It's funny when my friends come over for shrooms. I go to my room to "put on my shoes", but I'm really putting a bag of shrooms in my pocket. I tell them I've got to go to the fictitious dude's house, drive around the block a couple times and come back with the same bag I just grabbed out of my room.

That's the ONLY way to do it. Too many fools around here like to advertise that they grow to the whole neighborhood :nonono:

Loose lips sink ships.


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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: tpihkal]
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tpihkal said:
#604 When you're pissed off all day at work, not because of the work stress, but you know that logging into the shroomery on breaks would be too risky.


That ones funny too. The majority of the time I'm on the shroomery is when I'm at work. It pays to be the boss :wink:


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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: FooMan]
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:lol: This one's been around awhile.  I locked it a year or two ago, but after a severe pelting with rotten tomatoes, I relented and opened it back up again.

#605:  You know you're a hard-core cultivator when you've read every one of the previous 604 reasons.
RR


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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: RogerRabbit]
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lol, I can't honestly say I am, but I agree with everything RR says so according to rule 605, I must be hard core :smile:


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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: tpihkal]
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606 when your bathroom air is literally flammable because of all the alcohol fumes and air sanitizer... but you can't smell anything

All these are awesome!! worth the time to read!!


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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: buggas]
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Hahahahhaa some funny shit but it's all true, i can't drive past walmart with out going in and buying some WBS and more tubs haha


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