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Offlineqwon
destroying angel
Registered: 08/21/04
Posts: 324
Last seen: 10 years, 9 months
Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: fugu]
    #3051370 - 08/25/04 11:54 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

#55 - you laugh your ass off more than you have in 5 years - on a message board called 'the shroomery'.


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InvisibleOldSpice
Geritol Breath...
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Registered: 08/25/03
Posts: 59,080
Loc: Crankytown, Texas
Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: qwon]
    #3051632 - 08/26/04 01:07 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

#56 You show up to your best friends wedding late because you were trying to find some vermiculate in Home Depot
And you are the "Best Man"...

#57 You constantly make "special"trips to unknown dumpsters to toss incriminating evidence...

#58 You dont flinch when you bust a full qt jar of Popcorn on your kitchen floor everywhere

#59 You spend "downtime" wondering if the water content was right in the jars that are cooking away in your PC...
:tongue2:


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So hard to be ....WDWGFH?
Texas is humongus compared to France
Our Gair, who art in Texas,
Paw Paw be thy Name....
My friends are thirsty


You never see a motorcycle parked outside a Psychiatrist office:biker:


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InvisibleSubGen1us

Registered: 11/26/02
Posts: 3,427
Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: OldSpice]
    #3051687 - 08/26/04 01:23 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

#60 When Spore prints become like pokemon and u got to get them all.


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Offlinecarpediem13
wanderer
Registered: 08/17/04
Posts: 24
Loc: Europe
Last seen: 19 years, 5 months
Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: SubGen1us]
    #3052068 - 08/26/04 04:13 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

I love this forum :smile:


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Life is a dream on the way to death...


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OfflineScolecite
enthusiast

Registered: 12/27/03
Posts: 348
Last seen: 11 years, 16 days
Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: carpediem13]
    #3052171 - 08/26/04 06:01 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

#61- You are unemployed :smile:
#62- You start referring to the washing machine cycles, as 'flushes'
#63- You have bought enough heavy duty tinfoil to make alien mind reader protection hats for everyone in your neighborhood.
#64- Even though you dont know the first thing about them, you own an iguana, 4 parakeets, and 10 fish, IF you ask the petsmart cashier that is...
#65- You laugh to yourself everytime you see the crappy Penningtons bird seed at Walmart.


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InvisibleOldSpice
Geritol Breath...
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Registered: 08/25/03
Posts: 59,080
Loc: Crankytown, Texas
Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: Scolecite]
    #3052386 - 08/26/04 07:49 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

You know your a hardcore cultivator when:

#66 you enjoy cleaning horse stables

#67 Your on a first name basis with all the employees at the local health food store

#68 You start spending every waking moment at Shroomery.org

#69 Your cats name is Copelandia

#70 You dogs name is Cubensis


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So hard to be ....WDWGFH?
Texas is humongus compared to France
Our Gair, who art in Texas,
Paw Paw be thy Name....
My friends are thirsty


You never see a motorcycle parked outside a Psychiatrist office:biker:


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Offlinesillysimon
PermanentPalinopsia

Registered: 07/28/04
Posts: 285
Loc: i have an STD,its HPPD ...
Last seen: 17 years, 4 months
Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: OldSpice]
    #3052532 - 08/26/04 08:35 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

fucking nailed me. lmao


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In the dawn my toes are cold They spread their little trinkets on the ground In the hall By the closet door They creep into my bed without sound On a cube In a plastic egg A hundred fabric figures in a pile See them march Toward me And dance across the floor trippily Little faces keep no track of time Little faces speaking out in rhyme Little faces smiling in my mind Tiny doors For walking through sticky fingers clutch forbidden things the phone For talking through Sinking ships On a foamy sea That tumbles from the motion of filthy Little hands In the dark When eyes are wide listen to secrets that I tell In a ball On tiny beds Or beneath them where the shadow people dwell moon Beams split the night Leave bars of yellow pasted on their faces As they drift into a dream


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Invisibleutopianglory
Spunkmuffin
Registered: 07/20/02
Posts: 965
Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: sillysimon]
    #3052652 - 08/26/04 09:30 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

You know your a hardcore cultivator when:

71: You are constantly assessing your food habits to keep them in line with your extensive knowledge preventative measures against attacking organisms.

72: You crave sterilisation, nothing makes you more happen than something thats really really hot.

73: You find yourself occasionally masking the sound of your pressure cooker/s because you can't think of any reason why a sane person would run a cooker for horus upon hours.

74: Atleast once a day you have to "look" at your jars/grow, infact when you get up in the morning that thought of "growing time elapsed" shines in your mind before the thought of food.

75: Your favourite color in the whole wide world? virginal "mycelium" white of course.


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Invisibleutopianglory
Spunkmuffin
Registered: 07/20/02
Posts: 965
Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: utopianglory]
    #3052660 - 08/26/04 09:32 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

76: People you live with do not bat an eyelid when they see you sitting down in the kitchen, oven open with a syringe in one hand and lighter in the other.


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InvisibleOldSpice
Geritol Breath...
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Registered: 08/25/03
Posts: 59,080
Loc: Crankytown, Texas
Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: OldSpice]
    #3052703 - 08/26/04 09:49 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

#77 You take the PF-Tek manual to the bathroom for reading material

#78 You suddenly become very popular with the In crowd

#79 You start stealing jars from your mothers house

#80 You start stealing jars from your friends houses

#81 You start buying pickles and Mayonaise in the biggest jars possible

#82 you buy 75 sq ft of foil every month


:tongue2:


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So hard to be ....WDWGFH?
Texas is humongus compared to France
Our Gair, who art in Texas,
Paw Paw be thy Name....
My friends are thirsty


You never see a motorcycle parked outside a Psychiatrist office:biker:


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OfflineCornelius
Heinous Anus
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Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 694
Loc: T.O.
Last seen: 9 years, 9 months
Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: OldSpice]
    #3052781 - 08/26/04 10:08 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

#83 - When your girlfriend asks you "what's on you mind" after an arguement, you're afraid to tell her that you're really upset cause your jars are colonizing too slow.

#84 - You get excited when you see a new thrift store.

#85 - you talk to your jars more than your girlfriend.


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OfflineOpenminded
Dicotyledon

Registered: 08/28/03
Posts: 657
Loc: England.
Last seen: 6 years, 29 days
Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: OldSpice]
    #3052796 - 08/26/04 10:11 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

Lol, nice thread!!!
It's given me a bitter-sweet taste of things to (hopefully) come...

One thing I've noticed (with my little grow kit :tongue2:) is that (# 86) you can spend hours just staring at it, trying to find out what the mycellium is thinking.


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OfflineWorf
Lt. Commander

Registered: 07/04/04
Posts: 15,663
Loc: Final Frontier
Last seen: 10 years, 11 months
Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: OldSpice]
    #3052959 - 08/26/04 10:47 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

#83 You're known as "The Shaman" all across campus
#84 You name your jars and treat them like people
#85 You wish you could pet your mycelium or give it treats when it behaves


Edited by outputrotation (08/26/04 11:01 AM)


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Invisiblegeorge castanzaM
Lord Of The Idiots!
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Registered: 10/21/02
Posts: 8,721
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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: Worf]
    #3054377 - 08/26/04 04:54 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

#86 You only buy sandwich size baggies for sandwiches :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :thumbup: :crazy2:


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InvisibleFucknuckle
Dog Lover

Registered: 04/24/04
Posts: 6,762
Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: george castanza]
    #3054823 - 08/26/04 06:33 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

#87 When you are looking at cows not for thier tasty meat but for the smelly shit they make

#88 When you make a trip to the local All you can eat joint and find the huge bowl of cooked brown rice at the counter is the perfect condition for going straight into jars. So you dump a plate full into the wife's purse all fucked up on shrooms and get kicked out of resurant from laughing so damn hard.

##89 When you get upset because the kids are sharing MY BIRDSEED... AUGHHHHHHHH with the birds. HEY GET YOUR OWN FOOD

#90 When My gas bill this month is a $110 bucks higher than this time last year because I gots me a new big fancy PC that holds 14 quart jars and you buy 140 new quart Jars to take the place of the 300 in the barn that are just to dirty to clean

#91 When you spend 3 hours a day ,everyday ,taking care of shrommery business and all your shrommery Buds


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What it is, is what it is my Brother.
It is as it is, so suffer thru it.


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InvisibleOldSpice
Geritol Breath...
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Registered: 08/25/03
Posts: 59,080
Loc: Crankytown, Texas
Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: Fucknuckle]
    #3054997 - 08/26/04 06:54 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

#92 you spend all day buying myco supplies and somehow couldnt remember to buy your pets some food


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So hard to be ....WDWGFH?
Texas is humongus compared to France
Our Gair, who art in Texas,
Paw Paw be thy Name....
My friends are thirsty


You never see a motorcycle parked outside a Psychiatrist office:biker:


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OfflineRat
Stranger
Registered: 04/20/04
Posts: 103
Last seen: 18 years, 5 months
Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: OldSpice]
    #3055016 - 08/26/04 06:56 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

#92 When you ask the 16 year old at meijer which birdseed has the best ratio of millet to sunflower.

#93 When the cashier at the same meijer asks what kind of jelly I'm canning with all those jars.

#94 You're the only person you know who knows how to operate a pressure cooker.

#95 You can make 1:10 liquid solutions without measuring.


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Invisiblethatbig
enthusiast
Registered: 04/24/04
Posts: 329
Loc: washington
Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: Rat]
    #3055121 - 08/26/04 07:13 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

96 You hold your coffee grinder in your hands in the hopes at 730am the L O U D sound of grinding brf wont wake up the wife and kids.

97 You buy syringes and supplies from shroomery vendors and you absolutely D O N T need anymore!!

98 You have enough incubating pf jars to run a different experiment EVERY SINGLE DAY:))


Edited by thatbig (08/26/04 07:19 PM)


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InvisibleFucknuckle
Dog Lover

Registered: 04/24/04
Posts: 6,762
Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: thatbig]
    #3055159 - 08/26/04 07:19 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

#99 when you can't go past the fruiting chambers with out smiling :tongue2:

#100 when you can find a HUNDRED REASONS TO PROCLAIM YOU ARE A MUSHROOM FREAK :crazy2:


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What it is, is what it is my Brother.
It is as it is, so suffer thru it.


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Invisiblethatbig
enthusiast
Registered: 04/24/04
Posts: 329
Loc: washington
Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: Fucknuckle]
    #3055188 - 08/26/04 07:25 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

Best thread I've read in a very long time.... I LOVE THIS PLACE:))


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