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InvisibleOldSpice
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Hardcore Cultivator...
    #3047684 - 08/25/04 09:11 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

You know your a hardcore cultivator when:
#1 You cant leave Wall-Mart without buying a few new tubs
#2 You absolutley have to have 10 more lbs of WBS even though you have a 50 pounder in the middle of your livingroom
#3 You raise hell with the stock boy because they only have small bags of long grain brown rice
#4 You unconsiously keep heading your cart for the canning goods area of the store
#5 You go back to ck out all the tubs again because you just had a new idea


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OfflineHamurabi
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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: OldSpice]
    #3048014 - 08/25/04 12:03 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

ahahahahaha
so true.


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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: OldSpice]
    #3048107 - 08/25/04 12:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

#6 You pack a $1 bag of vermiculite into your jampacked suitcase because you don't know where to buy it where you are moving to.


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Invisibleutopianglory
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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: OldSpice]
    #3048170 - 08/25/04 12:52 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

#7 You own one of the most complete tupperware sets known to mankind
#8 You are the only person you know that has ever bought dessicant


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OfflinePaintedDeath
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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: utopianglory]
    #3048180 - 08/25/04 12:54 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHA, LOLOL!!!!!!

thats so true utopianglory. who here knows anyone else personally that has ever bought and used a dessicant to, uuuhh, dry paint?


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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: utopianglory]
    #3048182 - 08/25/04 12:54 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

#9 You are the only person you know to have ever baked epsom salt.


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Invisiblewoodzmun
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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... *DELETED* [Re: OldSpice]
    #3048194 - 08/25/04 12:57 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: woodzmun]
    #3048220 - 08/25/04 01:03 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

haha, i was in the fish aquarium section looking at air pumps and stuff, and then decided to buy a fish bowl and throw a betta in there. so at least some lucky fish got a new home from someone's interest in cultivation :smile:


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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: OldSpice]
    #3048242 - 08/25/04 01:07 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

#11 - That extra couple hundred bucks for the 2 bedroom apartment suddenly seems like a good idea...


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Invisibleutopianglory
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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: OldSpice]
    #3048301 - 08/25/04 01:21 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

#12 - You use a pressure cooker, a practice pretty much unheard of in domestic homes now.

#13 - Not only do you handle shit, you boil it in you kitchen. Mmmm.


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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: utopianglory]
    #3048322 - 08/25/04 01:26 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

#15 - You buy numerous Martha Stewart mini closet type dealio's


Edited by sHrOoMeRrR420 (08/25/04 01:29 PM)

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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: OldSpice]
    #3048346 - 08/25/04 01:33 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

lol this is the best thread ever


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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: OldSpice]
    #3048380 - 08/25/04 01:42 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

#17 - you're cast the pitiful glances of pharmacists when you ask for large cc syringes.


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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: OldSpice]
    #3048402 - 08/25/04 01:49 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

#18 - You clear out all the local asian supermarkets stock of agar agar


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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... *DELETED* [Re: OldSpice]
    #3048435 - 08/25/04 02:07 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: OldSpice]
    #3048452 - 08/25/04 02:12 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

#19- every freakin day your going to the shroomery to check out the cultivation fourms!


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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: woodzmun]
    #3048453 - 08/25/04 02:12 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

20. You have in your posession enough lysol to wipe out a third world country


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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: skullfarmer1979]
    #3048502 - 08/25/04 02:25 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

skullfarmer1979 said:
#19- every freakin day your going to the shroomery to check out the cultivation fourms!



#21 - Every day you laugh at the softcore growers who only check the shroomery once a day :smile:


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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: OldSpice]
    #3048540 - 08/25/04 02:36 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

#23- You own 4 PC's
#24- You own core biopsy syringes
#25- You own 2-24"x48" flowhoods just in case one breaks down.
#26- You use a Eberbach
#27- You've read TMC cover to cover 8x+
#28- You own a glovebox designed for taking prints only
#29- You have a special sporeprint desiccant drying chamber
#30- You have in your possession 1000+ 1x3 glass slides


Edited by hyphae (08/25/04 03:59 PM)

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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: OldSpice]
    #3048862 - 08/25/04 04:04 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

#31 your kitchen looks like a lab


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