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Lithop
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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread

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#29670847 - 09/17/26 01:02 AM (20 days, 16 hours ago)

^@Kloakk, perfect gif.
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Big ups to you, Divineverdance!
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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread

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#29670863 - 09/17/26 02:14 AM (20 days, 14 hours ago)

Oh cool! Congrats!

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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread

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#29670876 - 09/17/26 03:13 AM (20 days, 13 hours ago)

Arite Divine! Way to go!!

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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread

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#29670912 - 09/17/26 04:44 AM (20 days, 12 hours ago)

Great work Divineverdance

You've done something not many people can do:

:mushroomgrow:

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Grow Mushrooms :mushroomgrow:

:mushroomgrow:

Thanks for being here

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LadysKnight
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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread

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#29670921 - 09/17/26 04:54 AM (20 days, 12 hours ago)

:grannycheer:

Congratulations and welcome to your Moment Divineverdance! Way to stay with it!

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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread

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#29670929 - 09/17/26 05:03 AM (20 days, 12 hours ago)

Congrats, brother! We’re all mad here and you fit right in!

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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread

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#29670930 - 09/17/26 05:04 AM (20 days, 12 hours ago)

Unreal Kloakk.. King of gifs.

Anyway. Divine, bud. I wanted to take a minute for this. My council fought over who should do your writeup. We all had things to say.
As a crossover post, I confess, I didn't actually think you were gonna stick around and I didn't think you'd end up a cultivator and I want to apologize for that. Back in spring I believe it was, I could see you were clearly trying. I could see you were having some struggles and I could tell you were determined.

Now it seems to me, that you've earned your stripes. You've overcome some difficult times in your life and you've done what you set out to do and I for one couldn't be more proud. You are one of us and we are so glad you're here with us.

Thanks for everything bud. Please let me know if there is anything I can do for you.

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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread

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#29671333 - 09/17/26 02:51 PM (20 days, 2 hours ago)

Thanx everyone, I really appreciate y'all. 🫡

I think my story on here shows: you don't need to be smart or have money to do this, just dedication and time...😅

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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread

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#29671356 - 09/17/26 03:14 PM (20 days, 1 hour ago)

That being said I don't think I woulda learned at the rate I did without everyone here.
So thanx again and blessingz~

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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread

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#29671392 - 09/17/26 03:34 PM (20 days, 1 hour ago)

Persistence pays off for sure

It's cool you get to see the growth cycle in person, from spore to fruit. That helped me put all the pieces together.

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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread

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#29671483 - 09/17/26 05:39 PM (19 days, 23 hours ago)

Congrats divineverdance!

I had the hardest time getting your name right until somewhere along the way, you explained it was “divine verdance” and I’ve been solid with it since. :lol:

:lol:

Peace to you, friend! Glad you’re on the NOTM list. Best wishes going forward.

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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread

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#29671864 - 09/18/26 06:31 AM (19 days, 10 hours ago)

Congratulations divineverdance! :smile:

:smile:

:mushroom2:

glad to see you being celebrated :hug:

:hug:

great work keeping at it until reaching the finish line. Hope you had a nice trip :shroomin:

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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread

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#29675238 - 09/22/26 07:02 AM (15 days, 10 hours ago)

Divineverdance

Congrats!! Sounds like you have made some huge progress from where you started and I can relate. The amount of reddit and youtube bullshit I watched/read caused me to spend money on things I didn’t need and made my grows way too complicated. Welcome to the community!

Joe

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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread

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#29679945 - 09/27/26 05:47 PM (9 days, 23 hours ago)

ATTENTION EVERYONE! WE'VE GOT A NOTM #73

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This guy will ride a motorcycle at 120 mph without thinking twice, but ask him to mist his pins and suddenly we're dealing with a man who understands fear. He's not just here for the magic. He's cultivating across the mushroom kingdom: two reishi grows, two Pan Cyan grows, Blue Meanies, and JMF – which were the first to pin.

Speaking of pins, one thing that stood out most for me, Lo-Z, was how genuinely excited you got over ONE little pin. There was something strangely wholesome about watching you basically say, "I don't care what the pans are doing, THIS LITTLE GUY BELIEVES IN ME." Your excitement literally took me back to when I had my first pin with my first grow (APES), and I was feeling that excitement all over again with you. Savor that feeling, because although these OGs might remember their first, I'm not quite sure if they can still feel what it was like.

You’d apparently been lurking around the forums for about a month before finally deciding to join us – and definitely didn't waste any time once you did. Five days later, you have your own tek write-up. I should probably also mention your print tek.

But what really deserves recognition isn't how many mushrooms you’ve got growing or how quickly you jumped into writing a tek. For a noob, you’re not afraid to participate. You answer questions when you feel you have something useful to contribute, and I really respect the way you do it. You’ll tell us what you genuinely think based on what you’ve learned and experienced so far, while also being completely upfront about the fact that you’re still new and don’t mind being corrected. There's no pretending to know more than you do, no ego about being wrong – just someone who's clearly excited to learn and already willing to give back to the same community you’re learning from.

And maybe even more importantly, you encourage other people. You’re still figuring out your own grows, but that doesn't stop you from cheering someone else on or reassuring another new grower. I think that's an underrated part of what makes a forum like this worth coming back to. Knowledge matters, but so does having people around who make you want to keep trying when your tubs aren't cooperating.

Keep asking questions. Keep answering them. Keep writing. Keep learning. We’re all looking forward to seeing you jump over that big hurdle you call surface conditions, and are also excited to see how your TTBVI journey pans out!

Thank you for being with us, and please feel free to take the floor and tell everyone about yourself. Please feel free to not do that as well.

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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread

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#29679953 - 09/27/26 05:55 PM (9 days, 23 hours ago)

Congratulations Lo-Z! It's been a real pleasure seeing you around the shroomery. Thank you for everything you've done in helping make our community the awesome place that it is :hug:

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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread

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#29679963 - 09/27/26 06:05 PM (9 days, 23 hours ago)

Congrats Lo-Z!

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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread

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#29679968 - 09/27/26 06:10 PM (9 days, 22 hours ago)

:grannycheer:

Welcome Lo-Z!
I've been enjoying your presence,
thanks for hangin with us :cheers:

:cheers:

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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread

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#29679976 - 09/27/26 06:15 PM (9 days, 22 hours ago)

Off to a fine start it seems. Glad to have a user of this quality with us. The quality of the noobs here speaks volumes about this place. Keep it up :rockon:

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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread

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#29679994 - 09/27/26 06:32 PM (9 days, 22 hours ago)

Quote:

This guy will ride a motorcycle at 120 mph

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i'm lissnin, say more....

But fr congrats lo-Z! It's been great havin you around, and what you did with those prints was really outstanding!

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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread

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#29680010 - 09/27/26 06:48 PM (9 days, 22 hours ago)

Pastywhyte said:

Off to a fine start it seems. Glad to have a user of this quality with us. The quality of the noobs here speaks volumes about this place. Keep it up

Yep. This one made a big splash.

Thanks lo-z. Thanks for everything. We hope you'll stick with us.

And thanks to our new council member reality glitch. Excellent job.

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