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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Mr Piggy] * 5
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Well I finally decided to block that dave asshole.  I can’t spend all my time correcting his constant misinformation, but it was fun getting him to break character.  Sea lions might be listed on the marine mammal protection act, but I take my shots all the same.


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Mr Piggy] * 2
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Confession.  Seems most of the dudes I’m having issues with IRL are named Dave.

Coincidence?

I think not!

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Mr Piggy] * 1
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Mr Piggy said:
AstroSporeFiend said:
He’s gonna be making “sticky bombs” before too long.

(Note: No, he’s not. Just a reference to the blockbuster American picture film “Saving Private Ryan”, which has been added to the US Library of Congress. Move along, nothing to see here.)



Check the weather in hell if you think I’m gonna be on the front line of anything.  I come from a proud line of runners, retreat is my first reflex.



Retreat and engage


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REPENT

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: jbgtaa]
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I think Piggy means this kinda retreating from the front lines



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I've got skills, they don't know where to use me
I'm like the best dressed guy at the nude beach
Nice to meet you!

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: PuffM4gicDr4gon]
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that there is a proper retreat and engage I love that movie :rofl2:


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REPENT

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: jbgtaa] * 1
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Um, where are these guys getting the ammo? I don’t see a lot of mag changes and no one is running around handing out rounds. Hmmm…

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: AstroSporeFiend] * 2
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That was one of the first things that stood out to me when I used to shoot. A few hundred rounds each of 7.62 and .556 in a backpack was heavy.


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I've got skills, they don't know where to use me
I'm like the best dressed guy at the nude beach
Nice to meet you!

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: PuffM4gicDr4gon] * 1
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No shit. Hollywood has all kinds of fancy tricks. :lol:

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: AstroSporeFiend] * 5
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So, I actually did some cult work today. Went to grain with CB, yeti, and Gandalf. Have a few  B+ jars looking pretty good so far and should be ready to spawn soon. Feels kinda good, we’re gettin’ the band back together!

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: AstroSporeFiend] * 1
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PuffM4gicDr4gon said:
That was one of the first things that stood out to me when I used to shoot. A few hundred rounds each of 7.62 and .556 in a backpack was heavy.



Not if you have Dora the Explorers bottomless backpack

AstroSporeFiend said:
So, I actually did some cult work today. Went to grain with CB, yeti, and Gandalf. Have a few  B+ jars looking pretty good so far and should be ready to spawn soon. Feels kinda good, we’re gettin’ the band back together!



Who’s playing the jazz flute?

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Splittinghairs] * 2
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Nah I been crazy for yonks

My dad's name is Dave lol


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Splittinghairs] * 2
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Splittinghairs said:
Who’s playing the jazz flute?



Andre 3000


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"For the powerful freedom-takers who rob justice from us all, that's why I keep my pistol loaded, powder, cap, and ball..."
Read more, post less!
...turns out, I'm an amateur at everything

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: KlarnEvil9] * 16
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I feel like I’m approaching a stage in cultivation where I have plenty of home grown medicine and am now kinda just working on getting better at the details. I’m getting more interested in learning about reading plates and having a better understanding of what I’m looking at. God help me if I buy a microscope!

Kloakk pointed out that this is my one year “shroomiversary.” It kind of took me by surprise but it got me thinking. At first, I just wanted the end product. My life was cracking and I had found something that helped me mend it. I couldn’t just go to a doctor or a store to get this medicine, so I had to figure out how to grow it. I sifted through so much garbage information until I found this little corner of cyberspace. Lurked for well over a year and just absorbed so much from a long list of TC’s and long-time members. I read countless posts of noobs fumbling through their first grows and watched as they really evolved into some seriously knowledgeable folks. That’s why I made an account and decided to engage, ask questions, and interact with a lot of people not all that different than myself. 

Seldom have I said a simple message board has altered my life, but I can honestly say the shroomery has changed me. I feel I’m a better person for having found you all. And I couldn’t be more grateful to you all for accepting me and helping me along in my journey. And just like a family, we fight. And sometimes Dave shows up and has to try to be the smartest guy at the thanksgiving table, and other times some people are told to get the fuck out of our house. Sometimes one of us is going through some seriously tough shit in our lives; but this group, often misunderstood by most normies, is the only place that can dampen the hurt. Living in the shadows can be a lonely place sometimes and we all understand that.

I know I’m just an aging punker, playing on the back nine of my life, and I suck at golf. I’m bruised, battered, and wounded from all life has mustered, much like many of you. But I believe we have earned our scars and we should always remember how we got them. That is how we build our strengths, both together and individually. I don’t know shit about much, but I’ve figured a few things out in my time on this big beautiful ball we call home. And one of the things I’ve come to know for certain is that you all pretty much kick ass!

Here’s to a few more years of honing this craft, learning stuff I never thought I’d learn, and sharing stories with you. Thanks for having me. Cheers, misfits! :leocheers:

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: AstroSporeFiend] * 3
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AstroSporeFiend said:
I feel like I’m approaching a stage in cultivation where I have plenty of home grown medicine and am now kinda just working on getting better at the details. I’m getting more interested in learning about reading plates and having a better understanding of what I’m looking at. God help me if I buy a microscope!

Kloakk pointed out that this is my one year “shroomiversary.” It kind of took me by surprise but it got me thinking. At first, I just wanted the end product. My life was cracking and I had found something that helped me mend it. I couldn’t just go to a doctor or a store to get this medicine, so I had to figure out how to grow it. I sifted through so much garbage information until I found this little corner of cyberspace. Lurked for well over a year and just absorbed so much from a long list of TC’s and long-time members. I read countless posts of noobs fumbling through their first grows and watched as they really evolved into some seriously knowledgeable folks. That’s why I made an account and decided to engage, ask questions, and interact with a lot of people not all that different than myself. 

Seldom have I said a simple message board has altered my life, but I can honestly say the shroomery has changed me. I feel I’m a better person for having found you all. And I couldn’t be more grateful to you all for accepting me and helping me along in my journey. And just like a family, we fight. And sometimes Dave shows up and has to try to be the smartest guy at the thanksgiving table, and other times some people are told to get the fuck out of our house. Sometimes one of us is going through some seriously tough shit in our lives; but this group, often misunderstood by most normies, is the only place that can dampen the hurt. Living in the shadows can be a lonely place sometimes and we all understand that.

I know I’m just an aging punker, playing on the back nine of my life, and I suck at golf. I’m bruised, battered, and wounded from all life has mustered, much like many of you. But I believe we have earned our scars and we should always remember how we got them. That is how we build our strengths, both together and individually. I don’t know shit about much, but I’ve figured a few things out in my time on this big beautiful ball we call home. And one of the things I’ve come to know for certain is that you all pretty much kick ass!

Here’s to a few more years of honing this craft, learning stuff I never thought I’d learn, and sharing stories with you. Thanks for having me. Cheers, misfits! :leocheers:



:highfive:


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“All Fungi are edible.

Some fungi are only edible once.”
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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: AstroSporeFiend] * 5
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:prettyflyforawhiteguy:

plus tripping is fun


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Mackload] * 11
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^ it is so fun

I love the bit where you/I / them can't remember barely fuck all and feel all like

in a good(?!) way
:yeahgoodadvice:

Happy shroomiversary @ Astro
:birthday::bow2::birthday:
  what you've said here is relatable- and think a lot "came for the shrooms, stayed for the fact it's sick as fuck here"
I really like it here too, it charges me up or something.
When I first joined up I took everything quite seriously, as to like establish some sort of character for myself. But when I settled down a bit I have felt a cool privilege of communin with a lot of fuckin fresh, dank people, learning beyond mushcult and just feeling steady relationships form. It adds a confidence through my daily life that has been fostered by peope here.
Sick as.
:deepman:
Here's to the shroomery
:highdog:
:hellyeah:
last week I took lsd in a cave with my friend, so fucking cool as well.
He was beshroomed so when he crashed I was still at around 3000mph, so I took my mat and bag out into the cave like and stayed up watching the bats and watching the ceiling shifting to downtempo on the speakers and the abstract dawn chorus, dabbing up.
At one point the rain came on and I'm cosy in the cave with the cooooool air rollin in (its a heatwave here), and the acid is-by then- on its final legs, mac demarco came on the speakers. Damn.
Bellfuckingissimo.
photo@ 4 am




I been on a natural high ever since (as well as from :dab::fullerpepsi)

mush love, we'll continue with the jefferson airplane


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Lithop] * 2
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Astro, your words flow like a prose. How true. This place feels like a trip, it's always the same place yet it's always changing


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: hidingbush] * 4
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Happy shroomaversary Astro. You sentimental fuck

Edited by Splittinghairs (06/24/26 08:25 AM)

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Splittinghairs] * 5
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Happy Shroomaversary,
Thank you for expressing what you feel about here and this is shared by most of us.
But we don't always take te time to put it in words and share with the org fam.
So once again thank you for that.

You all rock :poast:


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Let's all love Lain


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Splittinghairs] * 1
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:lolsy:
Hey, sometimes you gotta look at the stars and ponder life’s great mysteries. Like, why does my toaster burn the toast on the second round, considering I used the same bread from the same loaf and haven’t adjusted the heat setting. :rofl:

Another thing I’ll never understand is how most of you smoke so much pot. I used to smoke cigarettes but I still start coughing if I catch so much as a whiff of a vape. I can only imagine that dab stuff being akin to smoking car exhaust! Good on ya, guys. I’m jealous!

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