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trees

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Re: I swear my ass (butt) plays jokes on me

[Re: Eggtimer]
#27294457 - 05/04/21 06:26 PM (5 years, 4 months ago)

Think about this.... if you got shit anywhere on your body, like your hand.. would you just wipe it off with dry toilet paper and then call it clean?

Why do that for your asshole? Bidets should be standard hygiene by now

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Re: I swear my ass (butt) plays jokes on me

[Re: trees]
#27294462 - 05/04/21 06:29 PM (5 years, 4 months ago)

I use baby wipes and i even have spray for the last one
My butthole stays "licking clean"
:batlol:

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Re: I swear my ass (butt) plays jokes on me

[Re: Texas Honey Badger]
#27294488 - 05/04/21 06:57 PM (5 years, 4 months ago)

What kind of spray do you use?

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Re: I swear my ass (butt) plays jokes on me

[Re: Texas Honey Badger]
#27294504 - 05/04/21 07:06 PM (5 years, 4 months ago)

Texas Honey Badger said:

I use baby wipes and i even have spray for the last one

Are you perfuming your asshole? You can tell me...

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Re: I swear my ass (butt) plays jokes on me

[Re: Texas Honey Badger]
#27294506 - 05/04/21 07:07 PM (5 years, 4 months ago)

Texas Honey Badger said:

My butthole stays "licking clean"

they should use this motto for those baby wipes

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Re: I swear my ass (butt) plays jokes on me

[Re: Nifflerz]
#27294523 - 05/04/21 07:16 PM (5 years, 4 months ago)

Niffla said:

christopera said:

Hey, the only person that masturbates to my wife is me. Also all the people on her onlyfans.

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Re: I swear my ass (butt) plays jokes on me

[Re: Texas Honey Badger]
#27295073 - 05/05/21 05:41 AM (5 years, 4 months ago)

Texas Honey Badger said:

I use baby wipes and i even have spray for the last one
My butthole stays "licking clean"

Axe..

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Re: I swear my ass (butt) plays jokes on me

[Re: Cracked Egg]
#27295129 - 05/05/21 06:52 AM (5 years, 4 months ago)

Everybody needs a power washer in their bathroom.

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