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Nolan92
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Do you Bidet or not?
#23350369 - 06/16/16 09:44 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Hey Chicos/Chicas
Do you use a bidet when you shit?
I do if there is one if there is non I'm fine with just plain toilet paper or any other paper if there is none, Or if i'm taking sufficient fiber which always makes me do precision drops.
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Re: Do you Bidet or not? [Re: Nolan92]
#23350440 - 06/16/16 10:08 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I've only ever been to one house that had a bidet, it's not a common bathroom feature at all here. I generally take a shower every time I take a shit though, same idea.
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Re: Do you Bidet or not? [Re: Nolan92]
#23350578 - 06/16/16 10:45 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Nolan92 said: Hey Chicos/Chicas
Or if i'm taking sufficient fiber which always makes me do precision drops.
Precision drops? It's not like you're pitching in the major leagues and need to throw strikes that touch the inside corner of the strike zone, lol.
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Re: Do you Bidet or not? [Re: Nolan92]
#23350586 - 06/16/16 10:47 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I just squirt some patchouli or waft some nag champa smoke up there.
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Re: Do you Bidet or not? [Re: Dark_Star]
#23350593 - 06/16/16 10:49 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: Do you Bidet or not? [Re: California]
#23350707 - 06/16/16 11:25 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I let the shit dry and wait until it falls on it's own
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Re: Do you Bidet or not? [Re: Niffla]
#23351502 - 06/16/16 03:38 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Niffla said:
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Nolan92 said: Hey Chicos/Chicas
Or if i'm taking sufficient fiber which always makes me do precision drops.
Precision drops? It's not like you're pitching in the major leagues and need to throw strikes that touch the inside corner of the strike zone, lol.
Lol, what I mean is that the shit will fall straight into the toilet, thus non get's on my ass.
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Re: Do you Bidet or not? [Re: Nolan92]
#23351511 - 06/16/16 03:42 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Before I flush I usually just take a handful of water from between my legs throw it up
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Re: Do you Bidet or not? [Re: plasma]
#23351559 - 06/16/16 04:01 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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never used one but very interested. Not common in the US.
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Re: Do you Bidet or not? [Re: 2shoes]
#23351622 - 06/16/16 04:17 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sometimes there is still the lingering smell of shit left, even after some vigorous tissue use
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Re: Do you Bidet or not? [Re: Nolan92]
#23351834 - 06/16/16 05:13 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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nope, but wet wipes are one of the best things to happen to me.
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Re: Do you Bidet or not? [Re: badchad]
#23352174 - 06/16/16 07:00 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'm a flushable wet wipe user myself. Something about a toilet without a tank and faucet attached to it seems kind of weird yet intriguing.
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Re: Do you Bidet or not? [Re: 2shoes]
#23352429 - 06/16/16 08:23 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Oh... I thought bidets were used after you wiped so that it's extra clean
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Only seen them in hotels. I think its a great idea, wish it would catch on over here in the U.S..
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Re: Do you Bidet or not? [Re: SushiKing]
#23353487 - 06/17/16 03:02 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'm afraid of those things.
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Re: Do you Bidet or not? [Re: Nolan92]
#23353491 - 06/17/16 03:04 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Nolan92 said: Hey Chicos/Chicas
Do you use a bidet when you shit?
I do if there is one if there is non I'm fine with just plain toilet paper or any other paper if there is none, Or if i'm taking sufficient fiber which always makes me do precision drops.
I got a bidet! It rocks. I live in a 200k house a bank owns, and it has a fucking heated toilet seat bidet. I'm taking the thing with me when I go for sure.
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Re: Do you Bidet or not? [Re: vandago]
#23353493 - 06/17/16 03:06 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: Do you Bidet or not? [Re: vandago]
#23353592 - 06/17/16 04:33 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: Do you Bidet or not? [Re: psi]
#23353676 - 06/17/16 05:41 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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psi said: I've only ever been to one house that had a bidet, it's not a common bathroom feature at all here. I generally take a shower every time I take a shit though, same idea.
Ain't nothing worse than getting a shower and having to shit right after, you just feel dirty all over again, only benefit is you can jump right back in the shower afterwords 
To the OP, never did before, would try it but never had the option
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My bidet stays heated, and blow dries your ass
Theres also frontal jets for the ladies.
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Re: Do you Bidet or not? [Re: Nolan92]
#23353751 - 06/17/16 06:29 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I've never even seen one but I usually wipe with dry paper then for the finale I'll run warm water hit a wad of paper with it and wipe my ass clean with it
Helps prevent mud butt throughout the day
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Re: Do you Bidet or not? [Re: stzacrack]
#23353763 - 06/17/16 06:35 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I don't understand the bidet? Do you walk around with a wet asshole?
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Re: Do you Bidet or not? [Re: Citizen X] 1
#23353810 - 06/17/16 07:03 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Citizen X said: I don't understand the bidet? Do you walk around with a wet asshole?
I don't know a lot about em either, apart from the one in my garden obviously, but, if your ever invited into a Frenchmans house. You don't shit in the bidet.
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Re: Do you Bidet or not? [Re: deucedbi9]
#23354523 - 06/17/16 11:44 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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First time I saw a bidet in a bathroom I thought it was a water fountain and rehydrated myself
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Re: Do you Bidet or not? [Re: Citizen X]
#23355140 - 06/17/16 03:30 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Citizen X said: I don't understand the bidet? Do you walk around with a wet asshole?
My bidet is electronic with a remote control.
You can change the jet pressure and even make it oscillate. Then you switch to blowdry when it's all done. I still use a small amount of tp, the seat cost around 800 But it's so worth it.
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Re: Do you Bidet or not? [Re: vandago]
#23355300 - 06/17/16 04:11 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I had to Google it.
The thought makes me uncomfortable.
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Its warm and tickles. But when someone else uses your bathroom, the thought of them getting a good butthole tickle from your toilet kinda makes you jealous. Really makes those midnight poops better though.
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Re: Do you Bidet or not? [Re: vandago]
#23355685 - 06/17/16 06:45 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Well if it a dryer, than yeah I might give it a try..
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