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Bulbasaur
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Bidet toilet seats
#20094589 - 06/06/14 09:27 PM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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Has anyone ever used one? I know they are pretty popular in Japan. I noticed home depot sells them too
http://www.homedepot.ca/product/white-elongated-heated-bidet-toilet-seat-s1000/983630
heated seat, deodorizer, adjustable water temperature AND a warm air dryer? Im considering on buying this instead of a new bass guitar now... It is pretty much a long term investment. No more having to buy toilet paper ever! I don't know about anyone else, but I am a long shitter. I could easily spend a half hour just reading or playing on my phone.
To anyone who does not wanna click the link and does not know what a bidet is, here is a picture
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Peace of Mind 1
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Re: Bidet toilet seats [Re: Bulbasaur]
#20094601 - 06/06/14 09:29 PM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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Bulbasaur said: Im considering on buying this instead of a new bass guitar now...
As a fellow bass player, I say no way. Just wipe yo ass.
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ilus
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I thought you were Sheekle's puppet, but I guess not.
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Re: Bidet toilet seats [Re: ilus]
#20094617 - 06/06/14 09:34 PM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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Wait, what? I'm a tad confused.
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Nitrous Monkey
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Re: Bidet toilet seats [Re: ilus]
#20094621 - 06/06/14 09:35 PM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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I don't know how efficient a stream of water shooting at my asshole would be at cleaning. I will stick to wiping. Use baby wipes if you need too. How lazy are we that we cant wipe our own asses?
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Re: Bidet toilet seats [Re: Bulbasaur]
#20094622 - 06/06/14 09:35 PM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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Edited by spore baby (12/14/14 05:13 AM)
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Peace of Mind 1
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Quote:
Nitrous Monkey said: I don't know how efficient a stream of water shooting at my asshole would be at cleaning. I will stick to wiping. Use baby wipes if you need too. How lazy are we that we cant wipe our own asses?
Soon phones will have an Asswipe App
I got swamp ass! Dont worry, there's an App for that.
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Bulbasaur
Droppin loads

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I am also slightly confused... not that I am a puppet, but how would this make me less than one?
That's where the toilet paper money comes in though. Eventually I will save up enough for a supper cool bass
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spore baby said: Funny I made a Korean Toilet CPR thread tonight.
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/20094350#20094350
I saw that. It's what gave me the idea to look into bidets  It's supposed to do a better job than toilet paper. Toilet paper just smears shit around. We all wash our asses in the shower every day, so its not much different
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Re: Bidet toilet seats [Re: Bulbasaur]
#20094663 - 06/06/14 09:51 PM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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Edited by spore baby (12/14/14 05:14 AM)
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ilus
Bred in Captivity



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Quote:
peace of mind 1 said: Wait, what? I'm a tad confused.
Not you, I had a hunch that Bulbasaur was a Sheekle puppet because of the "old man wants me to visit" thread and the 'cute factor' - but now he's at Mountain Jam, so I guess not.
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Re: Bidet toilet seats [Re: ilus]
#20094738 - 06/06/14 10:18 PM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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Ohh I got ya, my bad.
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Legend
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I really want to try a bidet out
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Re: Bidet toilet seats [Re: Bulbasaur]
#20095758 - 06/07/14 10:27 AM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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Bulbasaur said: I don't know about anyone else, but I am a long shitter. I could easily spend a half hour just reading or playing on my phone.
Jesus christ. Half an hour?? What a waste of time. A long shit for me is 5 minutes. Usually 2 minutes or less.
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Bulbasaur
Droppin loads

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I do play bass spore baby
Illustrain thinks im cute :3
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NWlight
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Re: Bidet toilet seats [Re: Bulbasaur]
#20096148 - 06/07/14 12:14 PM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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Get the bidet.
Trust me. Your asshole will thank you.
Also if youre into anal play just have your partner sit on this thing for a while, no need to shower
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