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InvisibleBulbasaur
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Bidet toilet seats
    #20094589 - 06/06/14 09:27 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

Has anyone ever used one? I know they are pretty popular in Japan.
I noticed home depot sells them too

http://www.homedepot.ca/product/white-elongated-heated-bidet-toilet-seat-s1000/983630

heated seat, deodorizer, adjustable water temperature AND a warm air dryer?
Im considering on buying this instead of a new bass guitar now...
It is pretty much a long term investment. No more having to buy toilet paper ever! I don't know about anyone else, but I am a long shitter.
I could easily spend a half hour just reading or playing on my phone.


To anyone who does not wanna click the link and does not know what a bidet is, here is a picture



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InvisiblePeace of Mind 1
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Re: Bidet toilet seats [Re: Bulbasaur]
    #20094601 - 06/06/14 09:29 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

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Bulbasaur said:
Im considering on buying this instead of a new bass guitar now...




As a fellow bass player, I say no way. Just wipe yo ass.


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Invisibleilus
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Re: Bidet toilet seats [Re: Peace of Mind 1]
    #20094607 - 06/06/14 09:31 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

I thought you were Sheekle's puppet, but I guess not.


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InvisiblePeace of Mind 1
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Re: Bidet toilet seats [Re: ilus]
    #20094617 - 06/06/14 09:34 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

Wait, what? I'm a tad confused.


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InvisibleNitrous Monkey
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Re: Bidet toilet seats [Re: ilus]
    #20094621 - 06/06/14 09:35 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

I don't know how efficient a stream of water shooting at my asshole would be at cleaning. I will stick to wiping. Use baby wipes if you need too. How lazy are we that we cant wipe our own asses?


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Re: Bidet toilet seats [Re: Bulbasaur]
    #20094622 - 06/06/14 09:35 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

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Re: Bidet toilet seats [Re: Nitrous Monkey]
    #20094627 - 06/06/14 09:37 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Nitrous Monkey said:
I don't know how efficient a stream of water shooting at my asshole would be at cleaning. I will stick to wiping. Use baby wipes if you need too. How lazy are we that we cant wipe our own asses?



Soon phones will have an Asswipe App


I got swamp ass!
Dont worry, there's an App for that.


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InvisibleBulbasaur
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Re: Bidet toilet seats [Re: spore baby]
    #20094654 - 06/06/14 09:46 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

I am also slightly confused... not that I am a puppet, but how would this make me less than one?

That's where the toilet paper money comes in though. Eventually I will save up enough for a supper cool bass

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spore baby said:
Funny I made a Korean Toilet CPR thread tonight.

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/20094350#20094350





I saw that. It's what gave me the idea to look into bidets :laugh:
It's supposed to do a better job than toilet paper. Toilet paper just
smears shit around. We all wash our asses in the shower every day, so its not much different


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Re: Bidet toilet seats [Re: Bulbasaur]
    #20094663 - 06/06/14 09:51 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

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Edited by spore baby (12/14/14 05:14 AM)


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Invisibleilus
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Re: Bidet toilet seats [Re: Peace of Mind 1]
    #20094688 - 06/06/14 10:02 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

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peace of mind 1 said:
Wait, what? I'm a tad confused.




Not you, I had a hunch that Bulbasaur was a Sheekle puppet because of the "old man wants me to visit" thread and the 'cute factor' - but now he's at Mountain Jam, so I guess not.


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InvisiblePeace of Mind 1
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Re: Bidet toilet seats [Re: ilus]
    #20094738 - 06/06/14 10:18 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

Ohh I got ya, my bad. :peace:


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InvisibleLegend
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Re: Bidet toilet seats [Re: Peace of Mind 1]
    #20094794 - 06/06/14 10:30 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

I really want to try a bidet out


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Re: Bidet toilet seats [Re: Bulbasaur]
    #20095758 - 06/07/14 10:27 AM (9 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Bulbasaur said:
I don't know about anyone else, but I am a long shitter.
I could easily spend a half hour just reading or playing on my phone.



Jesus christ.  Half an hour??  What a waste of time.  A long shit for me is 5 minutes.  Usually 2 minutes or less.


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InvisibleBulbasaur
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Re: Bidet toilet seats [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #20096136 - 06/07/14 12:10 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

I do play bass spore baby

Illustrain thinks im cute :3


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InvisibleNWlight
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Re: Bidet toilet seats [Re: Bulbasaur]
    #20096148 - 06/07/14 12:14 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

Get the bidet.

Trust me. Your asshole will thank you.


Also if youre into anal play just have your partner sit on this thing for a while, no need to shower :fonda:


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