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I use a bidet * 1
    #23544022 - 08/15/16 01:01 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

If you don't use a bidet, you should totally get one. It's really nice that after you take a dump, you get a nice strong stream of water up your ass. Really feels good and keeps your ass clean.

I got a bidet pretty cheap from the Hudson Bay company. It came in a large, very descreet box so none of my neighbors knew my business. I got my bidet all decked out too. I implanted very strong gems and stones into the structure of the bidet.

I keep my bidet next to my shower. Sometimes I'll just use my bidet on a hot day like today to just feel some nice cool water on my bum.


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Re: I use a bidet [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #23544028 - 08/15/16 01:02 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Hm


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Re: I use a bidet [Re: EternalCowabunga] * 3
    #23544036 - 08/15/16 01:05 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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EternalCowabunga said:
I implanted very strong gems and stones into the structure of the bidet.






you bedazzled your bidet?


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Re: I use a bidet [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #23544404 - 08/15/16 03:22 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

They are really a good thing, once you get used to using one you will never want to go back to toilet paper.

If I have to use tp because I'm out of town or whatever I feel the difference, I feel uncomfortably
dirty, so much that now I will wet the tp before I do the final wipe and that helps.


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Re: I use a bidet [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #23544410 - 08/15/16 03:25 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Bidets are pretty cool. If I could get a real one, I probably would.


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Re: I use a bidet [Re: nooneman] * 3
    #23544418 - 08/15/16 03:29 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Bidets are cool they double as a water fountain.

Quench your butt then your thirst


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Re: I use a bidet [Re: plasma]
    #23544432 - 08/15/16 03:35 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I wouldn't go THAT far :lol:


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Re: I use a bidet [Re: Adolin] * 1
    #23544473 - 08/15/16 03:50 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Gresh said:
Quote:

EternalCowabunga said:
I implanted very strong gems and stones into the structure of the bidet.






you bedazzled your bidet?




:picdidnthappen:


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Re: I use a bidet [Re: cannabinated]
    #23544715 - 08/15/16 05:24 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

wait you dont bidet, and wipe?

also how do you install a bidet


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Re: I use a bidet [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #23544729 - 08/15/16 05:29 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Do you keep an anus drying towel handy for when you use it?  Seems like it would be kind of messy.


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Re: I use a bidet [Re: idiotek] * 2
    #23544740 - 08/15/16 05:32 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

thank you for your question

once my butt is very wet and dripping, i take my shlong and wipe my butt with my shlong. my shlong is the same material as a towel


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Re: I use a bidet [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #23544753 - 08/15/16 05:35 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:dubious:


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Re: I use a bidet [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #23544878 - 08/15/16 06:07 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I don't have a bidet but I will not poop without showering, ive been like that all my life ive been told. I just hold it until I can poop and immediatley shower afterwards.

And I got really good and pooping and showering so fast people dont notice I just shit and showered in their place.


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Re: I use a bidet [Re: Psychoslut]
    #23544888 - 08/15/16 06:10 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Ever pooped after a shower?  Not the greatest feeling, frankly.


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Re: I use a bidet [Re: idiotek]
    #23544891 - 08/15/16 06:11 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

A couple times when I was sick, but I get right back in the shower. I can't leave the house with poop on my butt, what if someone offers a rim job?


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Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: I use a bidet [Re: Psychoslut]
    #23544917 - 08/15/16 06:18 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I'm sure a bidet would be really cold in the winter.  I know the tap water gets really cold here when it gets below freezing outside.  I don't think I'd want to blast my asshole with a stream of water that's in the 40 degree range in January.


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Re: I use a bidet [Re: idiotek]
    #23544924 - 08/15/16 06:21 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I think after all these years of soap and hot water, a bidet wont do a good enough job for me.


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Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: I use a bidet [Re: Psychoslut]
    #23545601 - 08/15/16 10:34 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Purell


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Re: I use a bidet [Re: EternalCowabunga] * 1
    #23546011 - 08/16/16 05:06 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

"very strong gems and stones" :lolwut:


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