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EternalCowabunga
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I use a bidet 1
#23544022 - 08/15/16 01:01 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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If you don't use a bidet, you should totally get one. It's really nice that after you take a dump, you get a nice strong stream of water up your ass. Really feels good and keeps your ass clean.
I got a bidet pretty cheap from the Hudson Bay company. It came in a large, very descreet box so none of my neighbors knew my business. I got my bidet all decked out too. I implanted very strong gems and stones into the structure of the bidet.
I keep my bidet next to my shower. Sometimes I'll just use my bidet on a hot day like today to just feel some nice cool water on my bum.
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EternalCowabunga said: I implanted very strong gems and stones into the structure of the bidet.
you bedazzled your bidet?
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They are really a good thing, once you get used to using one you will never want to go back to toilet paper.
If I have to use tp because I'm out of town or whatever I feel the difference, I feel uncomfortably dirty, so much that now I will wet the tp before I do the final wipe and that helps.
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Bidets are pretty cool. If I could get a real one, I probably would.
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Re: I use a bidet [Re: nooneman] 3
#23544418 - 08/15/16 03:29 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Bidets are cool they double as a water fountain.
Quench your butt then your thirst
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Re: I use a bidet [Re: plasma]
#23544432 - 08/15/16 03:35 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I wouldn't go THAT far
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Re: I use a bidet [Re: Adolin] 1
#23544473 - 08/15/16 03:50 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Gresh said:
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EternalCowabunga said: I implanted very strong gems and stones into the structure of the bidet.
you bedazzled your bidet?
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wait you dont bidet, and wipe?
also how do you install a bidet
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Do you keep an anus drying towel handy for when you use it? Seems like it would be kind of messy.
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Re: I use a bidet [Re: idiotek] 2
#23544740 - 08/15/16 05:32 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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thank you for your question
once my butt is very wet and dripping, i take my shlong and wipe my butt with my shlong. my shlong is the same material as a towel
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I don't have a bidet but I will not poop without showering, ive been like that all my life ive been told. I just hold it until I can poop and immediatley shower afterwards.
And I got really good and pooping and showering so fast people dont notice I just shit and showered in their place.
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Ever pooped after a shower? Not the greatest feeling, frankly.
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Re: I use a bidet [Re: idiotek]
#23544891 - 08/15/16 06:11 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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A couple times when I was sick, but I get right back in the shower. I can't leave the house with poop on my butt, what if someone offers a rim job?
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I'm sure a bidet would be really cold in the winter. I know the tap water gets really cold here when it gets below freezing outside. I don't think I'd want to blast my asshole with a stream of water that's in the 40 degree range in January.
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Re: I use a bidet [Re: idiotek]
#23544924 - 08/15/16 06:21 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I think after all these years of soap and hot water, a bidet wont do a good enough job for me.
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