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Re: Do you Bidet or not? [Re: Nolan92]
    #23353751 - 06/17/16 06:29 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I've never even seen one but I usually wipe with dry paper then for the finale I'll run warm water hit a wad of paper with it and wipe my ass clean with it

Helps prevent mud butt throughout the day


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Re: Do you Bidet or not? [Re: stzacrack]
    #23353763 - 06/17/16 06:35 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I don't understand the bidet? Do you walk around with a wet asshole?


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Re: Do you Bidet or not? [Re: Citizen X] * 1
    #23353810 - 06/17/16 07:03 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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I don't understand the bidet? Do you walk around with a wet asshole?




I don't know a lot about em either, apart from the one in my garden obviously, :grin:
but, if your ever invited into a Frenchmans house. You don't shit in the bidet.


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Re: Do you Bidet or not? [Re: deucedbi9]
    #23354523 - 06/17/16 11:44 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

First time I saw a bidet in a bathroom I thought it was a water fountain and rehydrated myself


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Re: Do you Bidet or not? [Re: Citizen X]
    #23355140 - 06/17/16 03:30 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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I don't understand the bidet? Do you walk around with a wet asshole?





My bidet is electronic with a remote control.

You can change the jet pressure and even make it oscillate. Then you switch to blowdry when it's all done. I still use a small amount of tp, the seat cost around 800 But it's so worth it.


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Re: Do you Bidet or not? [Re: vandago]
    #23355300 - 06/17/16 04:11 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I had to Google it.

The thought makes me uncomfortable.


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Re: Do you Bidet or not? [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #23355327 - 06/17/16 04:22 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Its warm and tickles. But when someone else uses your bathroom, the thought of them getting a good butthole tickle from your toilet kinda makes you jealous. Really makes those midnight poops better though.


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Re: Do you Bidet or not? [Re: vandago]
    #23355685 - 06/17/16 06:45 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Well if it a dryer, than yeah I might give it a try..


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