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OfflineNiGGy
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cows and niggy
    #2275796 - 01/26/04 10:24 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Well cows and niggy. Theres really really something about cows. They can open a whole world of thought.

"whats with you and cows?!" a girl once said to me. I said "whats with cows and I???!"

I find myself doing all my french projects on cows. The normal french projects are monstreously hard and stupid for me to do sticking the the strandred and utterly boring creativity. I . I had to work alone and wrote a project on cows. Not that great mind you, but I did something. I read it to the class today and i had a ball.

But cows....I was talking on the phone to a friend. I said hey, you know when I eat a cow, I support cows growing up in horrible conditions, chained up. forced not to move so the muscles don't get tough. slaughtered shot in the head etc.

Just by buying and eating beef. I eat alot of meat.

I also think of it when I drink milk, im like these cows are sometimes forced to give lots of milk, thats made for theit babies. But we drink it and EXPLOIT THEIR UDDERS! Cows don't give milk if their not pregnate. But we keep them pregnate so we can exploit their udders.

So by buying and consuming dairy products I do this to the animals that i look highly upon andhave lots of respect for. I was looking at my name today. And Moo..re.....THERES MOO IN MY LAST NAME!!!!! And im the guy thats like a cow!! i love to eat sleep and do all things cows do....Don't most of us?? ARE WE AFRAID TO SEE THE INNER COW INSIDE???

Cows..Mushrooms...Niggy...People everywhere every day. HMMMMM

But but but , I find it alright to eat cows. Because I have no bum. And my pants have much trouble staying up. And Im rather boney. And if I didnt eat meat. I'd be a limp bag of bones.

So I eat lots of meat and lift weights. And day by day my bum feels better when I sit. And I feel better about myself. Makes me feel good.

I like to lift weights and become strong. Eating lots and lots of food and meat comes with that. I figure i'll need to be strong in life to feel good and be able to ddo the work that is going to be required of me.

But does that make it morally just for me to eat cows and support the suffering???

I have a feeling, this might just be a calling of the divine. Or insanity. Crazy moo moo cow bloo blah.

Is it a challenge presented to niggy from the mushroom gods and divinity of life, to help him get this heaven?? And does he just have to sacrifice his comfort in this life and his muscles he wants to look good and be strong???

Be skinny niggy with no ass, hurts every time he sits down because he sits on bones. And work with his pants falling off being boney. And uncomfertable as hell all the time. And just put up with that, and then do all the rest of the stuff in life the best i can....

Is it saying "NIGGY scarifice your comfort and ego in this world, to have a restful sleep in the afterlife"

IS IT A CALL FROM THE GODS?!!

NIGGY WILL FIND OUT!!!!


Edited by NiGGy (01/26/04 10:32 PM)


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    #2275830 - 01/26/04 10:36 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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    #2275851 - 01/26/04 10:43 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Holy cow!

If I were a cow, I'd be a nihilist. Cow's could probably understand the udder truth of that MOOOOOOvement.


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Re: cows and niggy [Re: ]
    #2275852 - 01/26/04 10:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Um, I like the way they chew...


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    #2275879 - 01/26/04 10:54 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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    #2275900 - 01/26/04 11:00 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

What, you got beef with the way I was milking that joke?


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Re: cows and niggy [Re: SpecialEd]
    #2275929 - 01/26/04 11:13 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

cows are sad cuz theyve been inbred and modified to the point of grossness, with idiot brains and big disfigured utters.
in mexico we saw herds of wild cows , running through the forests. it was intense
they were bootifull
not like the nasty ass cows we saw on our field trip to a dairy farm
one of them shit on a girl in my class

fun fact: 7 in ten rural children on stock farms will have a sexual experience with an animal


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Re: cows and niggy [Re: PHARMAKOS]
    #2275934 - 01/26/04 11:15 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

fun fact: 7 in ten rural children on stock farms will have a sexual experience with an animal 





Hmmmmmm. I like my chances. :eyemouth:


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    #2275943 - 01/26/04 11:16 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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    #2275955 - 01/26/04 11:20 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Most of those jokes aren't mine, they are from Dante's "The Bovine Comedies."


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Re: cows and niggy [Re: NiGGy]
    #2276250 - 01/27/04 01:12 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Hmm. Y'know, if you got your protein from other sources you mightn't feel so bad, niggy. I'd say eat seafood. Fish are generally kinda ugly and mussels are like 1.67/pound at your local Atlantic Superstore (at least in Halifax they are).

In conclusion I can kinda dig cows. They're like giant ground sloths, but less cool. And not extinct.


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Re: cows and niggy [Re: Panoramix]
    #2276285 - 01/27/04 01:29 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Ogden Nash - The Cow

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other, milk.


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Re: cows and niggy [Re: Frog]
    #2277535 - 01/27/04 02:11 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

This haiku goes out to all the cows I've seen in livestock trailers on the ferry...

Ah, complacent cow
Cheek to jowl on back of truck
Heading for slaughter.

Now a moment of silence for those brave departed souls...


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Re: cows and niggy [Re: Panoramix]
    #2305215 - 02/05/04 03:50 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

niggy was afraid of cows when i met him, so i held out my hands and parted them like the red sea, and that was that


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