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What Aliens Really Do with Cow Parts
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Seems I have been severely reprimanded by the majority who love MM-type posts, so one must give The People what they clammer for.


I am quite ignorant as to what the aliens want with cow lips and anus:

BBQ for the Fourth of July?

Dry 'em and make a necklace?

Predator-style trophies for subduing the fierce beasts to show-off back home?

DNA cloning for first inter-galactic McDonalds?

Sexual stimulant?


Help me out here. Maybe we all can truly learn something from this useless discussion.


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The proof is in the pudding.

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Re: What Aliens Really Do with Cow Parts [Re: Swami]
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Did the Macho Man Randy Savage tell you what's really in Slim Jims?

I wonder if that's considered a breach of contract.


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Re: What Aliens Really Do with Cow Parts [Re: Swami]
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well after the disaster from a few years ago, i dont think that aliens will be celebrating the 4th of july, man... didnt you see what we did to them???  :tongue:


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Re: What Aliens Really Do with Cow Parts [Re: Swami]
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Dem alienz is just per-verted.


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What if everything around you
Isn't quite as it seems?
What if all the world you think you know,
Is an elaborate dream?
And if you look at your reflection,
Is it all you want it to be?


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Re: What Aliens Really Do with Cow Parts [Re: In(di)go]
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LOL!!!!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :grin: :wink: 


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Re: What Aliens Really Do with Cow Parts [Re: Sclorch]
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they're just trying to freak us out. aliens make bad acid to freak us out oo.


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The ultimate meaning of our being can only be fulfilled in the paradoxical leap beyond the tragic-demonic frustration. It is a leap from our side, but it is the self-surrendering presence of the Ground of Being from the other side.
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Re: What Aliens Really Do with Cow Parts [Re: Swami]
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Re: What Aliens Really Do with Cow Parts [Re: infidelGOD]
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they bring spores to the cows to give us shrooms.each time they bring a new strain  :crazy: 

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Re: What Aliens Really Do with Cow Parts [Re: buckwheat]
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The Bovine Conundrum...
moo juice man, havn't u seen the
"milk where's your mustache" constellation in the "milky way" ?


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Re: What Aliens Really Do with Cow Parts [Re: lucid]
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It's all part of a giant conspiriacy.
They'll created genetically mutated cows
whose meat contains little globules of fat
which multiplies indefinitely on ingestion.
They'll start a fast food franchise surrepticiously
selling seemingly innocuous sandwiches on earth.
They'll finally take over by creating an invincible
diet industry with a complete product line of "cellulite
reducing" creams, tablets, inhalents, anal probes.
hmmm...


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Re: What Aliens Really Do with Cow Parts [Re: lucid]
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I just like the cadence of "an invincible diet industry"... not sure why though.


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