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InvisibleSwami
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What Aliens Really Do with Cow Parts
    #1639696 - 06/17/03 01:05 PM (20 years, 9 months ago)

Seems I have been severely reprimanded by the majority who love MM-type posts, so one must give The People what they clammer for.


I am quite ignorant as to what the aliens want with cow lips and anus:

BBQ for the Fourth of July?

Dry 'em and make a necklace?

Predator-style trophies for subduing the fierce beasts to show-off back home?

DNA cloning for first inter-galactic McDonalds?

Sexual stimulant?


Help me out here. Maybe we all can truly learn something from this useless discussion.


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InvisibleSclorch
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Re: What Aliens Really Do with Cow Parts [Re: Swami]
    #1639702 - 06/17/03 01:07 PM (20 years, 9 months ago)

Did the Macho Man Randy Savage tell you what's really in Slim Jims?

I wonder if that's considered a breach of contract.


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InvisibleIn(di)go
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Re: What Aliens Really Do with Cow Parts [Re: Swami]
    #1640415 - 06/17/03 06:46 PM (20 years, 9 months ago)

well after the disaster from a few years ago, i dont think that aliens will be celebrating the 4th of july, man... didnt you see what we did to them???  :tongue:


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OfflineMurex
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Re: What Aliens Really Do with Cow Parts [Re: Swami]
    #1641989 - 06/18/03 10:25 AM (20 years, 9 months ago)


Dem alienz is just per-verted.


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What if everything around you
Isn't quite as it seems?
What if all the world you think you know,
Is an elaborate dream?
And if you look at your reflection,
Is it all you want it to be?


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InvisibleSclorch
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Re: What Aliens Really Do with Cow Parts [Re: In(di)go]
    #1642343 - 06/18/03 12:55 PM (20 years, 9 months ago)

LOL!!!!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :grin: :wink: 


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OfflineMalachi
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Re: What Aliens Really Do with Cow Parts [Re: Sclorch]
    #1643511 - 06/19/03 01:19 AM (20 years, 9 months ago)

they're just trying to freak us out. aliens make bad acid to freak us out oo.


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Anonymous

Re: What Aliens Really Do with Cow Parts [Re: Swami]
    #1643747 - 06/19/03 04:36 AM (20 years, 9 months ago)

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InvisibleinfidelGOD
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Re: What Aliens Really Do with Cow Parts [Re: ]
    #1643807 - 06/19/03 05:24 AM (20 years, 9 months ago)



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Invisiblebuckwheat
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Re: What Aliens Really Do with Cow Parts [Re: infidelGOD]
    #1645832 - 06/19/03 06:23 PM (20 years, 9 months ago)

they bring spores to the cows to give us shrooms.each time they bring a new strain  :crazy: 

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Offlinelucid
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Registered: 03/29/03 Happy 21st Shroomiversary!
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Re: What Aliens Really Do with Cow Parts [Re: buckwheat]
    #1645843 - 06/19/03 06:31 PM (20 years, 9 months ago)

The Bovine Conundrum...
moo juice man, havn't u seen the
"milk where's your mustache" constellation in the "milky way" ?


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Offlinelucid
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Re: What Aliens Really Do with Cow Parts [Re: lucid]
    #1645881 - 06/19/03 06:55 PM (20 years, 9 months ago)

It's all part of a giant conspiriacy.
They'll created genetically mutated cows
whose meat contains little globules of fat
which multiplies indefinitely on ingestion.
They'll start a fast food franchise surrepticiously
selling seemingly innocuous sandwiches on earth.
They'll finally take over by creating an invincible
diet industry with a complete product line of "cellulite
reducing" creams, tablets, inhalents, anal probes.
hmmm...


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InvisibleSclorch
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Re: What Aliens Really Do with Cow Parts [Re: lucid]
    #1646927 - 06/20/03 12:57 AM (20 years, 9 months ago)

I just like the cadence of "an invincible diet industry"... not sure why though.


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