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Swami
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What Aliens Really Do with Cow Parts
#1639696 - 06/17/03 01:05 PM (20 years, 9 months ago) |
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Seems I have been severely reprimanded by the majority who love MM-type posts, so one must give The People what they clammer for.
I am quite ignorant as to what the aliens want with cow lips and anus:
BBQ for the Fourth of July?
Dry 'em and make a necklace?
Predator-style trophies for subduing the fierce beasts to show-off back home?
DNA cloning for first inter-galactic McDonalds?
Sexual stimulant?
Help me out here. Maybe we all can truly learn something from this useless discussion.
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Sclorch
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Re: What Aliens Really Do with Cow Parts [Re: Swami]
#1639702 - 06/17/03 01:07 PM (20 years, 9 months ago) |
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Did the Macho Man Randy Savage tell you what's really in Slim Jims?
I wonder if that's considered a breach of contract.
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In(di)go
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Re: What Aliens Really Do with Cow Parts [Re: Swami]
#1640415 - 06/17/03 06:46 PM (20 years, 9 months ago) |
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well after the disaster from a few years ago, i dont think that aliens will be celebrating the 4th of july, man... didnt you see what we did to them???
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Murex
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Re: What Aliens Really Do with Cow Parts [Re: Swami]
#1641989 - 06/18/03 10:25 AM (20 years, 9 months ago) |
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Dem alienz is just per-verted.
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Sclorch
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Re: What Aliens Really Do with Cow Parts [Re: In(di)go]
#1642343 - 06/18/03 12:55 PM (20 years, 9 months ago) |
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Malachi
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Re: What Aliens Really Do with Cow Parts [Re: Sclorch]
#1643511 - 06/19/03 01:19 AM (20 years, 9 months ago) |
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they're just trying to freak us out. aliens make bad acid to freak us out oo.
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Re: What Aliens Really Do with Cow Parts [Re: Swami]
#1643747 - 06/19/03 04:36 AM (20 years, 9 months ago) |
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infidelGOD
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Re: What Aliens Really Do with Cow Parts [Re: ]
#1643807 - 06/19/03 05:24 AM (20 years, 9 months ago) |
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buckwheat
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Re: What Aliens Really Do with Cow Parts [Re: infidelGOD]
#1645832 - 06/19/03 06:23 PM (20 years, 9 months ago) |
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they bring spores to the cows to give us shrooms.each time they bring a new strain
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lucid
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Re: What Aliens Really Do with Cow Parts [Re: buckwheat]
#1645843 - 06/19/03 06:31 PM (20 years, 9 months ago) |
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The Bovine Conundrum... moo juice man, havn't u seen the "milk where's your mustache" constellation in the "milky way" ?
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lucid
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Re: What Aliens Really Do with Cow Parts [Re: lucid]
#1645881 - 06/19/03 06:55 PM (20 years, 9 months ago) |
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It's all part of a giant conspiriacy. They'll created genetically mutated cows whose meat contains little globules of fat which multiplies indefinitely on ingestion. They'll start a fast food franchise surrepticiously selling seemingly innocuous sandwiches on earth. They'll finally take over by creating an invincible diet industry with a complete product line of "cellulite reducing" creams, tablets, inhalents, anal probes. hmmm...
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Sclorch
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Re: What Aliens Really Do with Cow Parts [Re: lucid]
#1646927 - 06/20/03 12:57 AM (20 years, 9 months ago) |
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I just like the cadence of "an invincible diet industry"... not sure why though.
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