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Re: Alien Agenda [Re: egghead1]
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Naw... I think that they are so advanced, that they have try to fool humans by their motivations of how advanced they are by anal probin' them. It's like a big cosmic joke... they're so advanced they go around reaming all other lesser species to give them a mystery because they know everything.


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"Their is one overriding question that concerns us all: How can we get out of the fatal groove we are in, the one that is leading towards the brink?" Albert Szent-Gyorgyi
"We may not be capable of eradicating the corruption of reason, but we must nevertheless counter it at every instance and with every means." Dan Agin
"Politics is the best religion and politicians are the worst followers."
-It's ok to trip as long as you don't fall.
-Substance over Style.
-Common sense is uncommon.

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Re: Alien Agenda [Re: Swami]
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Uhh I think he means foreign, not alien as in alien lifeforms.

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Re: Alien Agenda [Re: Swami]
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The alien agenda is to sneak across the border and get a job blowing leaves or trimming trees.


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Re: Alien Agenda [Re: Freeker]
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Read the post... unless foreigners like to do anal probes and mangle cows... Now it's both though.

Paradigm said:
The alien agenda is to sneak across the border and get a job blowing leaves or trimming trees.


:lol:


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"Their is one overriding question that concerns us all: How can we get out of the fatal groove we are in, the one that is leading towards the brink?" Albert Szent-Gyorgyi
"We may not be capable of eradicating the corruption of reason, but we must nevertheless counter it at every instance and with every means." Dan Agin
"Politics is the best religion and politicians are the worst followers."
-It's ok to trip as long as you don't fall.
-Substance over Style.
-Common sense is uncommon.

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Re: Alien Agenda [Re: Psychoactive1984]
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"The alien agenda is to sneak across the border and get a job blowing leaves or trimming trees."

consider watching a movie called "a day without a mexican"


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Annnnnnd I had a light saber and my friend was there and I said "you look like an indian" and he said "you look like satan" and he found a stick and a rock and he named the rock ooga booga and he named the stick Stick and we both thought that was pretty funny. We got eaten alive by mosquitos but didn't notice til the next day. I stepped on some glass while wading in the swamp and cut my foot open, didn't bother me til the next day either....yeah it was a good time, ended the night by buying some liquor for minors and drinking nips and going to he diner and eating chicken fingers, and then I went home and went to bed.

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Re: Alien Agenda [Re: Swami]
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I think that in using the term hallucination you are being way too generous. This implies honesty. I recently read the results of an FBI investigation into Satan worship cults that supposedly practice human sacrifice. Many people reported that they had been raised in families where Satanic practices and human sacrifice (usually babies born in unreported births...specifically bred for sacrifice) were performed...but later escaped to warn others about the underground Satan cults. Many of these people had previously filed reports with the FBI as being UFO abductees but had moved on to being witnesses to Satanic rituals.


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"A warrior is a hunter. He calculates everything. That's control. Once his calculations are over, he acts. He lets go. That's abandon. A warrior is not a leaf at the mercy of the wind. No one can push him; no one can make him do things against himself or against his better judgment. A warrior is tuned to survive, and he survives in the best of all possible fashions." ― Carlos Castaneda

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Re: Alien Agenda [Re: Psychoactive1984]
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Psychoactive1984 said:
Naw... I think that they are so advanced, that they have try to fool humans by their motivations of how advanced they are by anal probin' them. It's like a big cosmic joke... they're so advanced they go around reaming all other lesser species to give them a mystery because they know everything.


My theory is that we're being visited by the alien equivalent of out-of-control teenagers high on Zorgmahoo and nothing better to do on a Bleepforg night.... :tongue:

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Re: Alien Agenda [Re: Le_Canard]
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ToiletDuk said:
Psychoactive1984 said:
Naw... I think that they are so advanced, that they have try to fool humans by their motivations of how advanced they are by anal probin' them. It's like a big cosmic joke... they're so advanced they go around reaming all other lesser species to give them a mystery because they know everything.


My theory is that we're being visited by the alien equivalent of out-of-control teenagers high on Zorgmahoo and nothing better to do on a Bleepforg night.... :tongue:


Zorgmahoo being a blagnark agonist, am I correct?


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Re: Alien Agenda [Re: delta9]
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Only when combined with the glandular secretions of the Roog creatures found in the urine swamps of Kleeton IV....

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Re: Alien Agenda [Re: Le_Canard]
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Ah.  You should avoid taking roog juice with a droblek reuptake inhibitor. :sun:


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delta9

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Re: Alien Agenda [Re: delta9]
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well SOMETHING is obviously going on godamnit

:smile:

listening to alien dreamtime for the first time right now


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Work like you dont need the money.

Love like you never been hurt.

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Re: Alien Agenda [Re: Swami]
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Swami said:
Um, hallucinations have no agenda, no ulterior motives; in fact no will or plan of any kind.


BUT... the hallucinations might metaprogram one of my other personalities into thinking I'm an alien and will then begin plotting a takeover of this planet. It may even be so successful as to keep hiding my bottle of prescribed pills that are supposed to suppress my multiple personalities. And WHAT THEN?!!


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Note: In desperate need of a cure...

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Re: Alien Agenda [Re: Sclorch]
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pff the odds of aliens not existing are like 1 in a billionxinfinity

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Re: Alien Agenda [Re: faslimy]
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pff the odds of aliens not existing are like 1 in a billionxinfinity


nah, they're a lot better than that

high on Zorgmahoo and nothing better to do on a Bleepforg night

I love trying to 'invent' alien words using our human syllables.. in fact that's a good metaphor for all spiritual or metaphysical exertion...

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Re: Alien Agenda [Re: Zekebomb]
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Found a top secret document on the internet that explains why aliens anal probe humans.

You heard it first, don't let it get out, else the "men in black" will be all over my doorstep.

http://maxpages.com/southpark2k/Cartman_Gets_An_Anal_Probe


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"Their is one overriding question that concerns us all: How can we get out of the fatal groove we are in, the one that is leading towards the brink?" Albert Szent-Gyorgyi
"We may not be capable of eradicating the corruption of reason, but we must nevertheless counter it at every instance and with every means." Dan Agin
"Politics is the best religion and politicians are the worst followers."
-It's ok to trip as long as you don't fall.
-Substance over Style.
-Common sense is uncommon.

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Re: Alien Agenda [Re: Swami]
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Swami said:
Um, hallucinations have no agenda, no ulterior motives; in fact no will or plan of any kind.


Bit of chasm jumping there, from aliens to hallucinations. You could change that to 'mass hallucinations' as there are hundreds of incidents with multiple witnesses often not even knowing each other.

The alien agenda is to monitor Earths technological progress as we start to build craft capable of deep space travel. They know that we will soon be exploring the universe as they are.


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Re: Alien Agenda [Re: Swami]
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If aliens are hallucinations, then how do you explain this incident:

The Pascagoula incident involved two men, nineteen-year-old Calvin Parker and forty-two-year-old Charles Hickson, both of Gautier, Mississippi, who were fishing in the Pascagoula River when they heard a buzzing noise behind them. Both turned and were terrified to see a ten-foot-wide, eight-foot-high, glowing egg-shaped object with blue lights at its front hovering just above the ground about forty feet from the riverbank. As the, men frozen with fright, watched, adoor appeared in the object, and three strange Beings floated just above the river towards them.

The Beings had legs but did not use them. They were about five feet tall, had bullet-shaped heads without necks, slits for mouths; and where their noses or ears would be, they had thin, conical objects sticking out, like carrots from a snowman's head. They had no eyes, gray, wrinkled skin, round feet, and clawlike hands. Two of the beings seized Hickson; when the third grabbed Parker, the teenager fainted with fright. Hickson claimed that when the Beings placed their hands under his arms, his body became numb, and that then they floated him into a brightly lit room in the UFO's interior, where he was subjected to a medical examination with an eyelike device which, like Hickson himself, was floating in midair. At the end of the examination, the Beings simply left Hickson floating, paralyzed but for his eyes, and went to examine Parker, who, Hickson believed was in another room. Twenty minutes after Hickson had first observed the UFO, he was floated back outside and released. He found Parker weeping and praying on the ground near him. Moments later, the object rose straight up and shot out of sight.

Expecting only ridicule if they were to tell anyone what had happened, Hickson and Parker initially decided to keep quiet; but then, because they felt the government might or ought, to know about it, they telephoned Kessler Air Force Base in Biloxi. A sergeant there told them to contact the sheriff. But uncertain about the reception their bizarre story might get from the local law, they drove to the local newspaper office to speak with a reporter. When they found the office closed, Hickson and Parker felt they had no alternative but to talk to the sheriff.

The sheriff, after listening to their story, put Hickson and Parker in a room wired for sound in the belief that if the two men were left alone, they would reveal their hoax; of course, they did not. The local press reported their tale; the wire services picked it up; and within several days the Pascagoula close encounter was major news all over the country. The Aerial Phenomena Research Organisation (APRO), founded in 1952, sent University of California engineering professor James Harder to Mississippi to investigate; J. Allen Hynek, representing the Air Force, also arrived. Together they interviewed the witnesses. Harder hypnotized Hickson but had to terminate the session when Hickson became too frightened to continue.

Hickson and Parker both subsequently passed lie detector tests. Hynek and Harder believed the two men's story. And Hynek was later quoted as saying, 'There was definately something here that was not terrestrial.


If you explain it as a hallucination still then how do two seperate brains hallucinate the same thing? This idea sounds more far fetched than aliens to me!!!


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Re: Alien Agenda [Re: Ego Death]
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dis-information campaign aka counter-intelligence. :lol:

Seriously though, if you look at ancient beliefs + pictures/drawings, something came here and was seen. Beyond the fact that your testimony can't be proven, and nothing in regards to the matter can be proven to the extent that is suggested, it's likely that the 'ancients' weren't just screwing with us (not all of them).

I think that in the past, those that seen it were to afraid to espouse the fact that they were anal probed though.


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"Their is one overriding question that concerns us all: How can we get out of the fatal groove we are in, the one that is leading towards the brink?" Albert Szent-Gyorgyi
"We may not be capable of eradicating the corruption of reason, but we must nevertheless counter it at every instance and with every means." Dan Agin
"Politics is the best religion and politicians are the worst followers."
-It's ok to trip as long as you don't fall.
-Substance over Style.
-Common sense is uncommon.

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Re: Alien Agenda [Re: Psychoactive1984]
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Psychoactive1984 said:
Seriously though, if you look at ancient beliefs + pictures/drawings, something came here and was seen.


Ya, because acient people didn't have imaginations. :rolleyes:


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Re: Alien Agenda [Re: Psychoactive1984]
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Beyond the fact that your testimony can't be proven,

you're right. and neither can yours. you sum it up nicely in the next clause:

and nothing in regards to the matter can be proven

couldn't have said it better myself.

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