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Invisiblewhiterasta
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hemhoroids caused by aliens
    #3573298 - 01/02/05 11:55 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

It is true. they probe our butts because we have souls and they don't. So they go in looking. This results in hemhoroids.If you have hemi's then you've been Anal-ized.
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Re: hemhoroids caused by aliens [Re: whiterasta]
    #3573353 - 01/03/05 12:08 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah... Art Bell covered this EXACT topic about 73 months ago.

It seems the aliens purposely give us hemorrhoids in order to mask their "probe print". So if the galaxy police ever investigated, they would have a harder time pinning the crime on the prober.


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Re: hemhoroids caused by aliens [Re: whiterasta]
    #3573363 - 01/03/05 12:10 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

BTW... if you sleep with a fog machine on, you can rest assured that your assoul will be safe. Aliens are afraid of fog. And Darkwave techno.


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Re: hemhoroids caused by aliens [Re: Sclorch]
    #3573370 - 01/03/05 12:12 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Hell Darkwave techno scares the hell outa me!


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Re: hemhoroids caused by aliens [Re: whiterasta]
    #3574363 - 01/03/05 08:17 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Why would you say that aliens have no soul? Because they
have no emotional reactions? Or perhapse because they don't fall in love or writte love poetry?

Souls is not a bunch of emotions. Emotions are hormonal reactions.
Soul is pure consciousness, piece, serenity, just existing in the universe, dreaming, creating and experiencing.


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Re: hemhoroids caused by aliens [Re: skystone]
    #3575159 - 01/03/05 03:45 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

You do not get hemoroids from alien probing. Probing is like finding out what the person has been up to is all. If you believe you have a soul. Doesn't mean shit to me. You have to have a spirit in order to exist. Without spirit you have nothing.

What exactly is a soul? Try and explain it to me. Christians believe that they have souls. I believe we get reincarnated. Some of my reincarnated friends, are ghandi, bruce lee, and a whole bunch of other spirits.

If you don't have a spiritual mind and only have a soul. What do you really have?
Nothing.

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Re: hemhoroids caused by aliens [Re: Droz]
    #3575160 - 01/03/05 03:45 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Skystone what you described as the soul. Is more like the spirit.

Soul is western philosophy. Spirit is eastern spirituality. There is a big difference. When you have emotion you only look weak. Emotions are for people who are in the 2nd dimension. 3rd dimension is sorta like looking at your spirit. 4th dimension is like looking outside yourself.

Maybe shroomsim has some more insight on to what the spirit really is. But by his word he will most likely say it is the soul. Don't follow word, follow your imagination.


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Re: hemhoroids caused by aliens [Re: Droz]
    #3575172 - 01/03/05 03:49 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Sclorch why do you believe that alien probing is a crime? What makes you think it is a crime to probe somebody. If you don't want to be probed let them know that before hand. Most likely you will throw the prober off. Ask for a reason and one shall be given.


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Re: hemhoroids caused by aliens [Re: Droz]
    #3575197 - 01/03/05 04:03 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Droz said:
Sclorch why do you believe that alien probing is a crime? What makes you think it is a crime to probe somebody. If you don't want to be probed let them know that before hand. Most likely you will throw the prober off. Ask for a reason and one shall be given.




The probing ITSELF isn't a crime if the prober is acting in accordance with Intergalactic guidelines. Butt some probers have ill intentions - they want to STEAL a bit of our souls. Soul theft is crime punishable by death (usually a ride into the nearest sun).


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Re: hemhoroids caused by aliens [Re: Droz]
    #3575206 - 01/03/05 04:11 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Droz,

Lets just say that "reincarnation" is the case. I suppose that i can say that souls are "timeless" right? they've always been around, just jumpin body to body every generation right? or who knows.
How, in that point of view can you explain the sudden increase in human population since over time (specially baby boomers from WWII), where did all these souls came from?
given the theory that souls are neither born or/are still being created, and assuming that they're timeless, then they have no begginning or end. so where did all these new souls come from?
according to gen. statisctic, 5 people are born, and 1 person die every minute. I don't think that souls can keep up with those numbers.

care to clear my confusion?


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Re: hemhoroids caused by aliens [Re: TheCheat]
    #3575229 - 01/03/05 04:22 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

It's kind of simple, we can live more then one life at a time. I can have sons, and fathers existing parallel to eachother. I Don't know if that is true or not but it sort of makes sense to me.


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Re: hemhoroids caused by aliens [Re: Droz]
    #3575235 - 01/03/05 04:25 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Very true Sclorch, but in no way is probing evil. But someone who is doing probing with ill intentions is not really an alien. They are only acting as aliens. I'll find some more facts on intergalactic guidelines. Unless you can think of any yourself.

I think one main rule is that we are all created equal. No one is ever better then anyone else. Now if probing is done, it really doesn't mean much there is in no way anyone being harmed from being probed.


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Re: hemhoroids caused by aliens [Re: Droz]
    #3575454 - 01/03/05 05:43 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Well, I didn't know there was a difference between soul and spirit


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