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Alien Agenda
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Um, hallucinations have no agenda, no ulterior motives; in fact no will or plan of any kind.


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The proof is in the pudding.

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Re: Alien Agenda [Re: Swami]
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Yes.


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"Their is one overriding question that concerns us all: How can we get out of the fatal groove we are in, the one that is leading towards the brink?" Albert Szent-Gyorgyi
"We may not be capable of eradicating the corruption of reason, but we must nevertheless counter it at every instance and with every means." Dan Agin
"Politics is the best religion and politicians are the worst followers."
-It's ok to trip as long as you don't fall.
-Substance over Style.
-Common sense is uncommon.

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Re: Alien Agenda [Re: Swami]
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And, affirmative....  :smile:


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I'll be your midnight French Fry....  :naughty:

"The most important things in life that are often ignored, are the things that one cannot see...."

>^;;^<

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Re: Alien Agenda [Re: PhanTomCat]
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yup.....long time no see>>.


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Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are -Kurt Cobain
       



     
Hotter than the left sink handle.

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Re: Alien Agenda [Re: Swami]
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Swami said:
Um, hallucinations have no agenda, no ulterior motives; in fact no will or plan of any kind.



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i dunno man, i've seen some apparently purposive hullabaloocinations on occasion...
ymmv...


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old enough to know better
not old enough to care

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Re: Alien Agenda [Re: Swami]
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Prove it.

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Re: Alien Agenda [Re: Swami]
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Noooo...
They want to stick things up our anuses and mangle cows.... :wink:

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Re: Alien Agenda [Re: Swami]
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What do hallucitanions have to do with aliens?


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I descend upon your earth from the skies
I command your very souls you unbelievers
Bring before me what is mine

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Re: Alien Agenda [Re: OldWoodSpecter]
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i think that mr. swami here is stating categorically that all alien encounters/abductions/matings/anal-probings/etc.
are the result of deranged neurophysiology...
heh...

obviously, ymmv...


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Re: Alien Agenda [Re: Swami]
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My hallucinations are always like "Hope you enjoyed the show, that'll be $47.93".


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"I have no valid complaint against hustlers. No rational bitch. But the act of selling is repulsive to me. I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes." -Hunter S Thompson
http://phluck.is-after.us

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Re: Alien Agenda [Re: Phluck]
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aliens don't overcharge?


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:brainfart: _ :finger:

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Re: Alien Agenda [Re: Swami]
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Swami said:
Um, hallucinations have no agenda, no ulterior motives; in fact no will or plan of any kind.



That's not what the voices in my head told me.


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Re: Alien Agenda [Re: TheHateCamel]
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prove you prove it? besides what does proving got to do with this forum, he he j\k :P


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Disclaimer!?

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Re: Alien Agenda [Re: Gomp]
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i'm just happy that swami's back


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:brainfart: _ :finger:

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Re: Alien Agenda [Re: Swami]
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if they truly are hallucinations... and nothing more... right..

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Re: Alien Agenda [Re: Gomp]
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You're my #1.

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Re: Alien Agenda [Re: TheHateCamel]
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Question: (This requires some roleplaying on your part)

-Suppose you're an alien, from intergalactic origin (not important from where). You are technologically superior in every respect of the world, and by virtue of that one could assume that your philosophical discipline is just as superior (else you would have wiped and/or decimated yourself as a species by way of the superior technology, which has ultimately allowed you to advance to the degree to be spacefaring and visiting earth).

With all that said... If you really do have superior technology, why would you abduct humans to give them anal probes, dissect and mutilate cows, and play with human agriculture (crop circles)? (Is earth like an Alien vacation spot or somethin'?)


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"Their is one overriding question that concerns us all: How can we get out of the fatal groove we are in, the one that is leading towards the brink?" Albert Szent-Gyorgyi
"We may not be capable of eradicating the corruption of reason, but we must nevertheless counter it at every instance and with every means." Dan Agin
"Politics is the best religion and politicians are the worst followers."
-It's ok to trip as long as you don't fall.
-Substance over Style.
-Common sense is uncommon.

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Re: Alien Agenda [Re: Psychoactive1984]
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I wouldn't.

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Re: Alien Agenda [Re: Swami]
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if they had an agenda why would they let us know about it?


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Annnnnnd I had a light saber and my friend was there and I said "you look like an indian" and he said "you look like satan" and he found a stick and a rock and he named the rock ooga booga and he named the stick Stick and we both thought that was pretty funny. We got eaten alive by mosquitos but didn't notice til the next day. I stepped on some glass while wading in the swamp and cut my foot open, didn't bother me til the next day either....yeah it was a good time, ended the night by buying some liquor for minors and drinking nips and going to he diner and eating chicken fingers, and then I went home and went to bed.

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Re: Alien Agenda [Re: Psychoactive1984]
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Maybe we have something they need? Maybe they use our shit as fuel? It would explain the anal probing......


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All you need is Love! Really thats it! Infinite Unconditional Love! Just develop that and all else will fall into place perfectly!

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