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Alien Bounty
    #614027 - 04/20/02 05:12 PM (21 years, 10 months ago)

I've been wondering if aliens exist. Some say no, some say yes, some say there's too damn many of them in California. Then there's those of us who just don't know. I want to believe.

I've checked the local, state and federal laws and have found nothing that says we can't do what I'm about to propose. I'm proposing that we take a collection to get a fund to be used as a bounty for the body of an extraterrestrial being, dead or alive. I'm figuring with all the cattle mutilations that have occurred, we should have no problem getting ranchers to 'pony up some cash' to help our cause. Additionally, I'm including this short survey to help me establish what we could afford.

Won't you please open your heart to the search for the truth?

Alien Bounty - What would you be willing to donate?
$1.00, I'm a student and can't afford any more
$10.00, this is normally what I spend on rat poison & roach motels
$100.00, about what I pay for 5 tabs of 'e', but well worth it
$1,000.00, but only if I get a ride in the mother ship
Nothing, why should I pay when they visit me all the time?
I'm interested in collecting the bounty
You're crazy, everyone knows they reside in the 6th dimension and are 3 billion light years away. You'll never get one.
What was the first option again?

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Eggshell Walker

Registered: 01/18/00
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Re: Alien Bounty [Re: ]
    #614092 - 04/20/02 06:53 PM (21 years, 10 months ago)

We could always set a trap. First get a big bowl of cow lips...


The proof is in the pudding.

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Posts: 4,805
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Re: Alien Bounty [Re: Swami]
    #614097 - 04/20/02 07:07 PM (21 years, 10 months ago)

What would be poisonous to an alien (we could lace the cow lips with it)?
I mean, if their metabolism and cell structures are vastly different from ours, they would probably be susceptible to different toxins than us. Maybe there are some things on Earth that they are allergic to. It would be cool if they were allergic to bullshit... then we could just hire one to hang out with us. When they start sneezing, you know a bullshitter is nearby.

Whatever, I'm drunk. lasjdhfgeraer

Note: In desperate need of a cure...

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The boss of thefamily

Registered: 06/11/01
Posts: 8,706
Loc: Philadelphia/NYC
Re: Alien Bounty [Re: ]
    #614225 - 04/20/02 11:26 PM (21 years, 10 months ago)

Why not just wait in the Simpsons back yard with a tranquilizer gun. Aliens visit the Simpsons every Halloween.

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Re: Alien Bounty [Re: Sclorch]
    #614996 - 04/21/02 07:45 PM (21 years, 10 months ago)

please refrain from being hostile to aliens. i would not aprieciate an interplanetary dispute over some crazy white boys poisoning an alien. they'll prolly enslave us make us build them pyramids or something

If you're frightened of dying and you're holding on.you'll see devils tearing your life away.
But...if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels
Freeing you from the earth.

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