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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: propensity]
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You're gonna have to start a new one soon.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline

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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: qman]
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qman said:
I just grab them by the hair and force it down their throats when I blow my load, never had a complaints.  :shrug:

:whathesaid:

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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: propensity]
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propensity said:
Enjoywho said:
I learned I can deep throat like a champ. All though I did gag a couple times. AH well that's life and I'm not sexually scared by any means.




He can't even see these anymore, but they're still just as much fun to make.


No offense dude but that picture thing is getting a little obsessive. The fact you spend you time doing that is lamer then anything he says by a thousand miles.

I can't believe you spent a good amount of time in photo shop making that and it isn't even funny it just speaks to your character that you would use your time to make something like that.


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: TNK]
    #21851208 -

You'll have to take my name out of the quote for that to work.


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: TNK]
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TheNatureKid said:
Enjoywho said:
I learned I can deep throat like a champ. All though I did gag a couple times. AH well that's life and I'm not sexually scared by any means.




He can't even see these anymore, but they're still just as much fun to make.


I'll quote it for you.


Oh holy fucking zappa that is hilarious and clearly a fair amount of work


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
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Malcolm_Xtasy said:
Dude stfu nobody cares about you blowing trannies


Speak for yourself. Did she warn you? Did you swallow or are you rude?


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Edited by koods (06/24/15 04:14 PM)

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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Bitter Cactus]
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Bitter Cactus said:
propensity said:
Enjoywho said:
I learned I can deep throat like a champ. All though I did gag a couple times. AH well that's life and I'm not sexually scared by any means.




He can't even see these anymore, but they're still just as much fun to make.


No offense dude but that picture thing is getting a little obsessive. The fact you spend you time doing that is lamer then anything he says by a thousand miles.

I can't believe you spent a good amount of time in photo shop making that and it isn't even funny it just speaks to your character that you would use your time to make something like that.


:lol: but its still pretty fuckin funny


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How to post pics

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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: FriedEgg]
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I really wish he'd take me off ignore :rofl:


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I'm stupid, Enlil is smart.
I'm ugly, Enlil is beautiful.
I'm a loser, Enlil is a winner.
Someday, I hope to be like Enlil but secretly know I never will.

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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21851346 -

It is funny I'll admit I just read through it. :lol:


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: FriedEgg] * 1
    #21851357 -

Contrary to what you might think, it takes less than a minute of work every time I post a version of that enjoywho shop. I've probably spent about an hour of my life total making it.

Photoshop is actually pretty easy once you get the hang of it.


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: propensity]
    #21851372 -

No way dude, that is some serious work.
Even a pro would have spent forever making that.


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*Cough* *Cough*
Ooo...U E I O Aaa...U E I Aaa..A E I O Uuuuu...
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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: propensity]
    #21851377 -

I bet he spent a few hours making it and even if it was an hour that is a lot of time for an alright laugh.


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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Bitter Cactus]
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Bitter Cactus said:
No offense dude but that picture thing is getting a little obsessive. The fact you spend you time doing that is lamer then anything he says by a thousand miles.

I can't believe you spent a good amount of time in photo shop making that and it isn't even funny it just speaks to your character that you would use your time to make something like that.


:lol:

Is he seriously still doing it?


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"I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"

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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Enjoywho]
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline

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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Bitter Cactus] * 1
    #21851396 -

Dude who the fuck cares? Are you the Photoshop police or something?


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I'm stupid, Enlil is smart.
I'm ugly, Enlil is beautiful.
I'm a loser, Enlil is a winner.
Someday, I hope to be like Enlil but secretly know I never will.

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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21851399 -

All my stories I tell are true and unedited. Sorry I don't sit inside all day and actually go out and have fun with life.


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"I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"

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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21851403 -

Enjoywho said:
Bitter Cactus said:
No offense dude but that picture thing is getting a little obsessive. The fact you spend you time doing that is lamer then anything he says by a thousand miles.

I can't believe you spent a good amount of time in photo shop making that and it isn't even funny it just speaks to your character that you would use your time to make something like that.


:lol:

Is he seriously still doing it?


Yes. I mean, I just read through it and had a little chuckle but common he defs spent more then an hour doing it and finding all the posts and it just seems like a strange thing to do. I am trying to get into his mind set and why he would do something like that but it kind of baffles me. Like I can't imagine spending a couple hours sitting in front of my computer using photo shop and saving a bunch of posts just for a lackluster laugh.


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Taking acid and thinking you are a better man is a lot different then actually becoming a better man.



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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Bitter Cactus] * 1
    #21851409 -

He didn't go and find all the posts at once. he just added to it every time a new quote worthy of being immortalized popped up. You're acting like he sat over there for hours digging through his post history just to make it. It started with like 1 or 2 quotes.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline

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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: Shroomslip] * 3
    #21851410 -

Haha, you should just join me in putting bitter cactus on ignore. I got tired of manually ignoring him with my brain all the time.

Enjoywho said:
All my stories I tell are true and unedited. Sorry I don't sit inside all day and actually go out and have fun with life.




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Re: Blowjob etiquette? (for guys) [Re: propensity]
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The picture just hurts my eyes and is distasteful to me I am tired of seeing it all the time.


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