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Are women objects?
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You ever get the eery feeling that women are simply objects for you to derive pleasure from humping and mechano-biological incubation systems for making half-clone half-robot versions of yourself?

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Re: Are women objects? [Re: Mixomatosis]
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Maybe I should elaborate on my theory a bit:

Maybe women are these products that were created in the past by men. Back when all humans were men, we were creating products to sell to eachother. These products were being pumped out so frequently by so many people trying completely random product ideas that without knowing it we created the commercesphere.. kinda like the biosphere. In this new system, products went through a kind of natural selection process and through the constant process of reinvention the ultimate product was created.

This product, the product to outsell all other products, was the woman. Every man had to have one, so we did. This product was SO successful that it created an advertising campaign to promote itself as an undeniable neccessity to the race of man. This advertising campaign is what we call "history."

But what will be the fate of the woman and her precious commercesphere? Will she eventually destroy herself and all products with her as some believe mankind will himself and all life on Earth? Only time will tell.

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Re: Are women objects? [Re: Mixomatosis]
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No woman are not object.. jesus.


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Re: Are women objects? [Re: Shroomism]
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The only women who are objects are the ones that let themselvs be objects.


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Re: Are women objects? [Re: Shroomism]
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"No woman are not object"

bob marley fan?

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Re: Are women objects? [Re: Mixomatosis]
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"The only women who are objects are the ones that let themselvs be objects. "

how does this relate to my theory?

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Re: Are women objects? [Re: Mixomatosis]
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No. We are not objects. :rolleyes: 

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Re: Are women objects? [Re: Mixomatosis]
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Men don't make them women do.

This is a fantasy not a theory. Theories have some base in reality.


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Re: Are women objects? [Re: mntlfngrs]
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add robotic monotone:

"No. We are not objects."

yeah, suuuuuure

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Re: Are women objects? [Re: Mixomatosis]
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wanna fight my kitty?


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Re: Are women objects? [Re: Mixomatosis]
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Women have emotions as well as desires, could these qualities be possessed by an object? What about women that view men as objects? I know some of them exist...

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Re: Are women objects? [Re: Mixomatosis]
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"But what will be the fate of the woman and her precious commercesphere? Will she eventually destroy herself and all products with her as some believe mankind will himself and all life on Earth? Only time will tell. "

:lol:  I swear I've heard that before, but not discussing about women.  more like the beginning of a really cheezy sci-fi epic. :grin:

heh, um I can give many examples of how history has put women in the negative light.  so it would be a really crappy campaign

that was just one of the many things to point out :smile:

 


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Annnnnnd I had a light saber and my friend was there and I said "you look like an indian" and he said "you look like satan" and he found a stick and a rock and he named the rock ooga booga and he named the stick Stick and we both thought that was pretty funny. We got eaten alive by mosquitos but didn't notice til the next day. I stepped on some glass while wading in the swamp and cut my foot open, didn't bother me til the next day either....yeah it was a good time, ended the night by buying some liquor for minors and drinking nips and going to he diner and eating chicken fingers, and then I went home and went to bed.

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Re: Are women objects? [Re: kaiowas]
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"heh, um I can give many examples of how history has put women in the negative light. so it would be a really crappy campaign"

one word: sympathy.

Don't you think it's weird so few products use this to make us buy them? The only ones I can think of are women and housecats.

Adrug: Please remember that as a woman programmed to sell herself and other products you can't be trusted.

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Re: Are women objects? [Re: Mixomatosis]
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:lol: 

women and cats, that's good.  so how long has this campaign been going?  who started the "history campaign" 

what sympathy do I feel?  please tell me how I feel...


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Annnnnnd I had a light saber and my friend was there and I said "you look like an indian" and he said "you look like satan" and he found a stick and a rock and he named the rock ooga booga and he named the stick Stick and we both thought that was pretty funny. We got eaten alive by mosquitos but didn't notice til the next day. I stepped on some glass while wading in the swamp and cut my foot open, didn't bother me til the next day either....yeah it was a good time, ended the night by buying some liquor for minors and drinking nips and going to he diner and eating chicken fingers, and then I went home and went to bed.

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Re: Are women objects? [Re: Mixomatosis]
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Uhhuh.... couple of quick comments on this one.  First, regarding Mixomatosis' statements:

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Maybe women are these products that were created in the past by men. Back when all humans were men, we were creating products to sell to eachother. These products were being pumped out so frequently by so many people trying completely random product ideas that without knowing it we created the commercesphere.. kinda like the biosphere. In this new system, products went through a kind of natural selection process and through the constant process of reinvention the ultimate product was created.



Okay, I'd really have to say lay off the drugs on this one -- no sign of vestigal organs (uterus, fallopian tubes, ovaries??  ANYONE??) in the male body here, also sexual reproduction between two different sexes in a species has a precedent FAR older than we are.  I vote that you're stupid, and should let this die a quiet death, hopefully of suffocation, and leave it that way :laugh:


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so don't call me cool cutta call me mista bitch, and that's the only thing you call me now, k?... mista, bitch.

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Re: Are women objects? [Re: HeavyD]
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Are women objects... does this question really need to even be considered? A woman is no more an object than arsenic is a nutritional supplement.


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Here we are, in these bodies, on this planet in an endless universe. This is not the extent of who we are... merely an extension of who we really are.

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Re: Are women objects? [Re: Amnesiac]
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wait a minute....you mean im not supposed to take arsenic pills with my breakfast every morning?


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Re: Are women objects? [Re: Mixomatosis]
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I have an even better, um.... theory. Ja, that's it.

You see the Sun up there in the sky? It isn't real.

Nope. Not by a long shot. There is a projector screen surrounding the Earth constructed by the Australian government that creates the illusion of the Sun. They did this to promote better hygiene.

The light that appears from this holographic image actually is from the Moon, which is technically our Sun. A bunch of complex mirrors reflect the Moon's light to the moving hologram of the Sun. And the Moon has a 180 degree shield that blocks us from seeing it, so that a hologram that does not give off light can be made.

So, in summary, the Sun and the Moon, just really advanced holograms. The Sun itself doesn't exist, the solar system's planets actually revolve around Marlin Brando. And the true Moon is what gives us our light and energy, it is merely reflected to appear as if it is coming from the hologram Sun.

None of you can prove this wrong. So fucking haha. You all suck and I created some fantasy topic to waste your time which could have been used reading actual topics with some merit and discussing them.

I have now proven how I am so much more evolved and how the rest of you pathetic mortals are underneath my feet.

So fuck off, ya'll.  :rolleyes: *rolls eyes sarcastically so I don't get banned*
Peace.
 


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If I should die this very moment
I wouldn't fear
For I've never known completeness
Like being here
Wrapped in the warmth of you
Loving every breath of you

:heartpump: :bunnyhug: :yinyang:

:yinyang: :levitate: :earth: :levitate: :yinyang:

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Re: Are women objects? [Re: fireworks_god]
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ok wise guy, that's it!!!!!! you are getting banned!!! you think you are above me??? I'm not even a mod and I'll ban you so  :razz: welllllllll.....I've had enough of your insolent lies...lies I tell you!!!! 


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Annnnnnd I had a light saber and my friend was there and I said "you look like an indian" and he said "you look like satan" and he found a stick and a rock and he named the rock ooga booga and he named the stick Stick and we both thought that was pretty funny. We got eaten alive by mosquitos but didn't notice til the next day. I stepped on some glass while wading in the swamp and cut my foot open, didn't bother me til the next day either....yeah it was a good time, ended the night by buying some liquor for minors and drinking nips and going to he diner and eating chicken fingers, and then I went home and went to bed.

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Re: Are women objects? [Re: kaiowas]
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kaiowas said:
ok wise guy, that's it!!!!!! you are getting banned!!! you think you are above me??? I'm not even a mod and I'll ban you so  :razz: welllllllll.....I've had enough of your insolent lies...lies I tell you!!!! 



Jesus doesn't lie. He SAVES.
Peace.


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:redpanda:
If I should die this very moment
I wouldn't fear
For I've never known completeness
Like being here
Wrapped in the warmth of you
Loving every breath of you

:heartpump: :bunnyhug: :yinyang:

:yinyang: :levitate: :earth: :levitate: :yinyang:

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