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tell your best sexual stories
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and feel free to make a list of everyone you've had sex with it's interesting to look at.  :wink:

Damn I can't remember half their names.

1.lauren
2.amy
3.red headed bitch
4.skinny bitch with glasses
5.chubby bitch who's dad caught us
6.the weird bitch in her car outside my house
7.the country bitches we met in the parking lot of a matress store who's dad caught us
8.some fat bitch Will brought over
9.Wills sister
10.lauren 2
11.kaysee
12.bri
13.cindy
14.this one bitch
15.kara

75% of sexually active people have been exposed to HPV at some point in their lives I'm so screwed.

Edited by Wolfgang (02/12/08 05:54 AM)

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Re: make a list of everyone you've had sex with [Re: Wolfgang]
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If theres one thing we can be sure on, its that girls are bitchs

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Re: make a list of everyone you've had sex with [Re: Simoda]
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I'll get back to you on that one. I can't even remember the names of my steady girlfriends let alone all the one night stands. I'm going to estimate the number at somewhere around 20 to 30, but definitely not more than 30 total.

The list will definitely read like yours, minus the fat chicks.


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Re: make a list of everyone you've had sex with [Re: Ferris]
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Any good stories?


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Re: make a list of everyone you've had sex with [Re: Wolfgang]
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There was the time I got free beer at the pub for playing there, and I was so drunk, I let a 40 something black lady pick me up, and I puked on her just as we were about to get it on.

Then I passed out.

Good times


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Re: make a list of everyone you've had sex with [Re: Ferris]
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Hahaha that's bad ass.

The first time i had sex I came in like 30 seconds but I kept going for something like 3 1/2 hours until her mom busted us.

I got busted but a lot parents.

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Re: make a list of everyone you've had sex with [Re: Wolfgang]
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Wolfgang said:
1.lauren
2.amy
3.red headed bitch
4.skinny bitch with glasses
5.chubby bitch who's dad caught us
6.the weird bitch in her car outside my house
7.the country bitches we met in the parking lot of a matress store who's dad caught us
8.some fat bitch Will brought over9.Wills sister
10.lauren 2
11.kaysee
12.bri
13.cindy
14.this one bitch
15.kara



half of them are just known as bitch :lol:

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Re: make a list of everyone you've had sex with [Re: Wolfgang]
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hhmmm, let's see...

your mom.

that is, if $2 whores count :wink:

no but seriously.

1) Lisa
2) bekah jo
3) Lorie
4) Lindsay
5) Lindsey

yeah, here's the thing, RUN from girls named Lindsey. And the weirder the spelling of the name, the crazier. Lindsay (with an A) turned out to be a psycho stalker who would make random yahoo profiles and message me non-stop. She also called my phone all the time pretending to be telemarketers. I didn't want to change my number, so I just looped the message that plays when a number is disconnected as my voicemail and turned my phone off so it went straight to voicemail... kept it that we for a week. that seemed to have stopped the phone calls.

I will still get random messages from people on yahoo to this day. They may just be truly random messages, but it's still scary.

I refuse to talk to anyone new online b/c she's set up fake profiles on gay.com, myspace, and true.com... which really kinda puts a damper on trying to meet someone new in fucking Oklahoma without going to the bars... where I've also seen her lurking in the shadows, usually on the way out of the clubs. She'll be a fucking pussy and leave the bar if she sees me in person, but will bully me online all the time.

this has been going on for... almost 6 years now.

then Lindsey (with an E) just turned out to be a meth addict who fucked me up bad. which is why the list stops with her... at least for a while. I need to get over this whole not trusting girls thing that she caused before I get into anything committed. Why not one-night-stands you ask? aforementioned Lindsay (with an A) was a one night stand... or at least supposed to be. and come to think of it, we didn't really sleep together, just kinda fooled around. but with gay sex the lines between sex and third base are blurry.

so yeah. there you have it.

I'm currently talking to another girl who seems sane right now though. nothing serious. her name also starts with an L

something about me and Ls


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We are spiritual beings going through a temporary human experience.


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Re: make a list of everyone you've had sex with [Re: StonedShroom]
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Another thing about names Laurens are almost ALWAYS sluts.

Damn dude Lindsay is crazy as fuck where you her first or what?

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Re: make a list of everyone you've had sex with [Re: Wolfgang]
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haha, this one time i banged a chick in public half an hour after meeting her. she was weird.


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Re: make a list of everyone you've had sex with [Re: pong]
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This one time when I was still in HS, I had this girl give me a handjob in a theater. Well, I blew my load and it went all in her hair. She was in the bathroom for a good 30 mins trying to wash it all out. Oh, to good memories.


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Re: tell your best sexual stories [Re: Wolfgang]
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my list adds up to 19... out of respect to the girls i've been with i'll just post their initials, though...

1. L
2. MF
3. Y
4. ME
5. ME2
6. AS
7. T
8. Z
9. CH
10. KT
11. HE
12. SU
13. E
14. KE
15. MA
16. SA
17. KAT
18. A

i know i'm forgetting one... fuck... but well... if i can't remember, it's not even worth it anyways...


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Re: tell your best sexual stories [Re: Wolfgang]
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Once when I was 16 my girl and I were 69ing in my bed. My room is tiny so the door is right at the foot of my bed, right where my girlfriend's head (and my dick) was. My dad comes upstairs and opens my door without knocking and what does he see? My girlfriend with a firm grip on my dick, slowly removing it from her mouth.

She cried for a little bit after that then went home. Damn cockblocker.

Edited by Newbie (02/12/08 09:18 AM)

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Re: tell your best sexual stories [Re: Newbie]
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hahaha... thank god i've never been caught by my parents... or any girl's parents for that matter... been caught by my girlfriend's sister, though... but she just laughed it off anyways... should have proposed a threesome :naughty:


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Re: tell your best sexual stories [Re: In(di)go]
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went to germany, met this girl, hung out the next couple of days and banged her for 2 hours before my plane left for the states


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Edited by p0ng (02/12/08 11:17 AM)

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Re: tell your best sexual stories [Re: Wolfgang]
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Caught Having Sex

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Re: tell your best sexual stories [Re: In(di)go]
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In(di)go said:
4. ME
5. ME2




"me!"
"me too!"

ahahahahaha.

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Re: tell your best sexual stories [Re: xdzt]
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Alright so I live in the country right and so there is a farm next door so I meat this hot girl Huge ass right and flirt with her for a while and she definantly wants it so I meet her in the barn late that night and start fuckin the shit out of her and right as im about to cum the farmer walks in ad starts shooting his 12 gauge in the air screaming "stop fuckin my cows you sick fuck" It was pretty crazy.


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Mr. Cypher said: "I just tell the girls how sexy I am and their panties melt."

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Re: tell your best sexual stories [Re: awesomebastard]
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wow that is totally crazy

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Re: tell your best sexual stories [Re: Atheist]
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Ya that farmer way overreacted if you would have seen that heffers ass you would have known.


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Mr. Cypher said: "I just tell the girls how sexy I am and their panties melt."

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