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OfflineDMTelepath
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sexual embarrassment
    #3349668 - 11/12/04 02:00 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Well, i'm a little shocked at myself...to say the least. hahaha. Earlier i was with my girlfriend and she was pretty horny, yet something just wasn't there for me. I got hard, then after getting head (no orgasm), i went almost completely limp. She wanted sex, but i could not provide! My little guy just layed there in shame, and i was so embarrassed. I then tried having sex with my half hard on, lol. It worked for a little bit, but i just could not get hard! I finally admitted my problem and my girlfriend thought it was her fault! Please don't say i'm gay, i'm definitely not. She's very hot and very enticing, but something wasn't there. I was almost glad she thought it was her fault because that takes the weight off my shoulders, but i can't wait to hear from her friends (which are also my friends!). Tomorrow i'll show her what's up, and that it wasn't her fault...just bad timing on my part.  :rolleyes: <--- her face after i gave up.


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InvisibleChairman Meow
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Re: sexual embarrassment [Re: DMTelepath]
    #3349692 - 11/12/04 02:11 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

awww thats so cute


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Re: sexual embarrassment [Re: DMTelepath]
    #3349699 - 11/12/04 02:13 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Maybe you're like my husband, who needs a fair bit of foreplay before he is responsive to the idea of sex.


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Re: sexual embarrassment [Re: Chairman Meow]
    #3349701 - 11/12/04 02:13 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Haha, it's really not, it led to some awkward moments. This has never happened to me before, anyone know wtf went wrong?


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Re: sexual embarrassment [Re: DMTelepath]
    #3349705 - 11/12/04 02:14 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

I usually do need some foreplay beforehand, but she gave me head and i went limp! I must be a freak...


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Re: sexual embarrassment [Re: DMTelepath]
    #3349716 - 11/12/04 02:17 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

making love to a beautiful women is like tripping on the finest psilocin....

The wrong thought at the wrong time can lead to disaster :laugh:


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Re: sexual embarrassment [Re: MovingTarget]
    #3349732 - 11/12/04 02:22 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

I so wanted to have sex though.......i guess it was just bad timing and i wasn't in the right mood. Thanks for reading my humiliating thread, hehe.


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Re: sexual embarrassment [Re: DMTelepath]
    #3349745 - 11/12/04 02:27 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

no problem :laugh:











































:cough: BUMP :cough:  :wink:


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Re: sexual embarrassment [Re: DMTelepath]
    #3349750 - 11/12/04 02:29 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

shit man.... this is one of the first stages of West Nile Penor Disease

if you dont immediately rub 1/8 cup tabasco sauce into your testicles, your penis will rot right off. After the tabasco sauce, be sure to soak them in a mixture of guacamole and tequila for at LEAST 30 mins (to keep swelling down and ward off future attacks), and wrap your little man in warm seawead from the coasts of southern Japan.
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move man, move!


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Re: sexual embarrassment [Re: Turd]
    #3349753 - 11/12/04 02:31 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Ok, now soaking testes in warm guacamole and tequila. I'll tell ya how it goes, i hope i don't have a virus! Yeah and uhhh, thanks MovingTarget! Ya bastid!


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Re: sexual embarrassment [Re: DMTelepath]
    #3349757 - 11/12/04 02:32 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

I am so high right now, I have no idea whats goin on


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Re: sexual embarrassment [Re: DMTelepath]
    #3349773 - 11/12/04 02:40 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Meh, it happens to every guy once in a while, so don't feel too bad....


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Re: sexual embarrassment [Re: Turd]
    #3349788 - 11/12/04 02:46 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

got a towel?


ya it happens...if it happens again maybe seek uhh, nevermind
















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Re: sexual embarrassment [Re: DMTelepath]
    #3349793 - 11/12/04 02:46 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

you were probably really nervous.

next time, lay down, have her give you dome
until yer rock hard, then let her ride you.

relaxation=k3y.


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Re: sexual embarrassment [Re: 40oz]
    #3349838 - 11/12/04 03:03 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

performance anxiety


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Re: sexual embarrassment [Re: discoabe]
    #3349892 - 11/12/04 03:20 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Damn, you guys are actually useful. I was pretty nervous to have sex with her i guess, and had performance anxiety :laugh: Haha, the shroomery is a goldmine for any sort of information. Peace


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Re: sexual embarrassment [Re: DMTelepath]
    #3349904 - 11/12/04 03:24 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

see? my bump was a favour :smirk:


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Re: sexual embarrassment [Re: MovingTarget]
    #3349907 - 11/12/04 03:26 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah, weird how that worked out i guess. I retract my 'bastid' statement for the time being...


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Re: sexual embarrassment [Re: DMTelepath]
    #3349924 - 11/12/04 03:34 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

you know, i charge for sex advice.


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Re: sexual embarrassment [Re: 40oz]
    #3349928 - 11/12/04 03:36 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

5 mushrooms to you!


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