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Wolfgang

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tell your best sexual stories
#8012030 - 02/12/08 04:49 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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and feel free to make a list of everyone you've had sex with it's interesting to look at. 
Damn I can't remember half their names.
1.lauren 2.amy 3.red headed bitch 4.skinny bitch with glasses 5.chubby bitch who's dad caught us 6.the weird bitch in her car outside my house 7.the country bitches we met in the parking lot of a matress store who's dad caught us 8.some fat bitch Will brought over 9.Wills sister 10.lauren 2 11.kaysee 12.bri 13.cindy 14.this one bitch 15.kara
75% of sexually active people have been exposed to HPV at some point in their lives I'm so screwed.
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Re: make a list of everyone you've had sex with [Re: Wolfgang]
#8012071 - 02/12/08 05:24 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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If theres one thing we can be sure on, its that girls are bitchs
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Re: make a list of everyone you've had sex with [Re: Simoda]
#8012077 - 02/12/08 05:31 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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I'll get back to you on that one. I can't even remember the names of my steady girlfriends let alone all the one night stands. I'm going to estimate the number at somewhere around 20 to 30, but definitely not more than 30 total.
The list will definitely read like yours, minus the fat chicks.
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Re: make a list of everyone you've had sex with [Re: Ferris]
#8012087 - 02/12/08 05:38 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Any good stories?
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Re: make a list of everyone you've had sex with [Re: Wolfgang]
#8012094 - 02/12/08 05:41 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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There was the time I got free beer at the pub for playing there, and I was so drunk, I let a 40 something black lady pick me up, and I puked on her just as we were about to get it on.
Then I passed out.
Good times
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Re: make a list of everyone you've had sex with [Re: Ferris]
#8012102 - 02/12/08 05:50 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Hahaha that's bad ass.
The first time i had sex I came in like 30 seconds but I kept going for something like 3 1/2 hours until her mom busted us.
I got busted but a lot parents.
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Re: make a list of everyone you've had sex with [Re: Wolfgang]
#8012105 - 02/12/08 05:51 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Wolfgang said: 1.lauren 2.amy 3.red headed bitch 4.skinny bitch with glasses 5.chubby bitch who's dad caught us 6.the weird bitch in her car outside my house 7.the country bitches we met in the parking lot of a matress store who's dad caught us 8.some fat bitch Will brought over9.Wills sister 10.lauren 2 11.kaysee 12.bri 13.cindy 14.this one bitch 15.kara
half of them are just known as bitch
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Re: make a list of everyone you've had sex with [Re: Wolfgang]
#8012108 - 02/12/08 05:54 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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hhmmm, let's see...
your mom.
that is, if $2 whores count 
no but seriously.
1) Lisa 2) bekah jo 3) Lorie 4) Lindsay 5) Lindsey
yeah, here's the thing, RUN from girls named Lindsey. And the weirder the spelling of the name, the crazier. Lindsay (with an A) turned out to be a psycho stalker who would make random yahoo profiles and message me non-stop. She also called my phone all the time pretending to be telemarketers. I didn't want to change my number, so I just looped the message that plays when a number is disconnected as my voicemail and turned my phone off so it went straight to voicemail... kept it that we for a week. that seemed to have stopped the phone calls.
I will still get random messages from people on yahoo to this day. They may just be truly random messages, but it's still scary.
I refuse to talk to anyone new online b/c she's set up fake profiles on gay.com, myspace, and true.com... which really kinda puts a damper on trying to meet someone new in fucking Oklahoma without going to the bars... where I've also seen her lurking in the shadows, usually on the way out of the clubs. She'll be a fucking pussy and leave the bar if she sees me in person, but will bully me online all the time.
this has been going on for... almost 6 years now.
then Lindsey (with an E) just turned out to be a meth addict who fucked me up bad. which is why the list stops with her... at least for a while. I need to get over this whole not trusting girls thing that she caused before I get into anything committed. Why not one-night-stands you ask? aforementioned Lindsay (with an A) was a one night stand... or at least supposed to be. and come to think of it, we didn't really sleep together, just kinda fooled around. but with gay sex the lines between sex and third base are blurry.
so yeah. there you have it.
I'm currently talking to another girl who seems sane right now though. nothing serious. her name also starts with an L
something about me and Ls
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Re: make a list of everyone you've had sex with [Re: StonedShroom]
#8012112 - 02/12/08 05:57 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Another thing about names Laurens are almost ALWAYS sluts.
Damn dude Lindsay is crazy as fuck where you her first or what?
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Re: make a list of everyone you've had sex with [Re: Wolfgang]
#8012118 - 02/12/08 06:00 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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haha, this one time i banged a chick in public half an hour after meeting her. she was weird.
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Re: make a list of everyone you've had sex with [Re: pong]
#8012166 - 02/12/08 06:29 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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This one time when I was still in HS, I had this girl give me a handjob in a theater. Well, I blew my load and it went all in her hair. She was in the bathroom for a good 30 mins trying to wash it all out. Oh, to good memories.
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Re: tell your best sexual stories [Re: Wolfgang]
#8012417 - 02/12/08 08:50 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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my list adds up to 19... out of respect to the girls i've been with i'll just post their initials, though...
1. L 2. MF 3. Y 4. ME 5. ME2 6. AS 7. T 8. Z 9. CH 10. KT 11. HE 12. SU 13. E 14. KE 15. MA 16. SA 17. KAT 18. A
i know i'm forgetting one... fuck... but well... if i can't remember, it's not even worth it anyways...
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Re: tell your best sexual stories [Re: Wolfgang]
#8012433 - 02/12/08 08:56 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Once when I was 16 my girl and I were 69ing in my bed. My room is tiny so the door is right at the foot of my bed, right where my girlfriend's head (and my dick) was. My dad comes upstairs and opens my door without knocking and what does he see? My girlfriend with a firm grip on my dick, slowly removing it from her mouth.
She cried for a little bit after that then went home. Damn cockblocker.
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Re: tell your best sexual stories [Re: Newbie]
#8012470 - 02/12/08 09:06 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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hahaha... thank god i've never been caught by my parents... or any girl's parents for that matter... been caught by my girlfriend's sister, though... but she just laughed it off anyways... should have proposed a threesome
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Re: tell your best sexual stories [Re: In(di)go]
#8012893 - 02/12/08 11:17 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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went to germany, met this girl, hung out the next couple of days and banged her for 2 hours before my plane left for the states
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Re: tell your best sexual stories [Re: Wolfgang]
#8012920 - 02/12/08 11:28 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Re: tell your best sexual stories [Re: In(di)go]
#8012943 - 02/12/08 11:35 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
In(di)go said:
4. ME 5. ME2
"me!" "me too!"
ahahahahaha.
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Re: tell your best sexual stories [Re: xdzt]
#8012948 - 02/12/08 11:39 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Alright so I live in the country right and so there is a farm next door so I meat this hot girl Huge ass right and flirt with her for a while and she definantly wants it so I meet her in the barn late that night and start fuckin the shit out of her and right as im about to cum the farmer walks in ad starts shooting his 12 gauge in the air screaming "stop fuckin my cows you sick fuck" It was pretty crazy.
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wow that is totally crazy
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Re: tell your best sexual stories [Re: Atheist]
#8012961 - 02/12/08 11:44 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Ya that farmer way overreacted if you would have seen that heffers ass you would have known.
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Re: tell your best sexual stories [Re: Wolfgang]
#8012963 - 02/12/08 11:45 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Once upon a time, I had sex and it was really awesome. The end!
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Re: tell your best sexual stories [Re: adrug]
#8012975 - 02/12/08 11:48 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Good story.
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Re: tell your best sexual stories [Re: Atheist]
#8012995 - 02/12/08 11:55 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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On my most recent trip to France, I hooked up with a girl whose dad owned a chain of liquor stores. Free alcohol and a LOT of wild sex. I can not describe to you how awesome that hook up was. We started out in the city of Dijon for a music festival which was unreal.
 From there we traveled off to Lyon and stayed at her country house. A huge house that her family rented out to another family. When we stayed there, we just split the house in half. It was plenty big for that, heh. Pool outside, and a field of sunflowers just beside that. Let me grab up a picture of the sunflowers...

So right then I knew I wasn't going to be ditching this girl anytime soon. She agreed to travel around France with me and stay in hostels for the next month. So we traveled to Lyon, went sight seeing to castles and various vineyards. We traveled down to Marseille where we had sex on this beach..
 It was her birthday and we were staying in this hostel for ~3 or 4 days, so we got to know the bartender pretty well. He gave the two of us free alcohol on her birthday and even brought out his own special bottle from behind the counter to toast with us. Freaking awesome guy, spoke every language imaginable, heh.
Anyways, then we were off to Paris where we stayed for 2 weeks doing everything that amazing city had to offer. We also had several other side stops along the way, but those were the main ones. All in all, that was the greatest sexual escapade I've ever had. Everything went right, we had adventurous sex, romantic settings, and one hell of a great chemistry together.
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you got caught fuckin a cow?
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Re: tell your best sexual stories [Re: xdzt]
#8013235 - 02/12/08 12:55 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
xdzt said:
Quote:
In(di)go said:
4. ME 5. ME2
"me!" "me too!"
ahahahahaha.
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Re: tell your best sexual stories [Re: In(di)go]
#8013287 - 02/12/08 01:12 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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last summer I was supposed to be going out with my buddy to a bar with some of his friends I didnt know. well he couldnt make it, and by the time I had gotten there, one of the girls was shitfaced. she drags me to dance with her and then just starts gobbling my face. after about 20 minutes of that I call a cab and say "lets get out of here"... then we pass by this guitar shaped pool at one of my friends apartment complexes and she says she wants to go swimming. pool is closed, but it was still completely lit up. we hopped the fence, got naked, and I fucked her on the steps of the pool. we were getting going pretty good until some asshole walking by started yelling "yeah! fuck her!". I thought she would have bolted up and gotten dressed but she didnt care at all... but it fucked up my stride and after a few more minutes we just left to go back to my place. got roadhead on the way there... then my roommate and his girlfriend were up while we had about 2 hours of extremely loud sex. woke up a few hours later and just started eating her out and had some nice loud morning sex for a while. then her friend came and picked her up.
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Re: tell your best sexual stories [Re: SneezingPenis]
#8013593 - 02/12/08 03:38 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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you fuckers. you fucking jinxed me.
this morning I'm awakened by my roomie answering the door.
who was it? aforementioned ex. the one who was a meth addict.
she just showed up unannounced today. she wrecked her car Saturday and came to tell me. Then after a while she asked to borrow money.
I've become that "ex"... the Ex National Bank just got a new fucking branch.
It really kinda put me in a funk.
oh well. I have some shopping to do.
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Re: tell your best sexual stories [Re: StonedShroom]
#8013711 - 02/12/08 04:06 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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I went camping up north to a Native Indian reserve, and I met this great girl named Winter.. yes that is her real name. We were both drinking and smoking green, and we just clicked that night...literally 30 mins after we met we were making out. We danced on the beach under the stars and moon and later we got in the tent and got it on! Then again in the morning for good measure...Later I found out she has a kid and that she fell in love with me for a while, though I made it clear it wouldn't work out between us... sort of a one time thing. We still keep in touch to this day though.
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Re: tell your best sexual stories [Re: Wolfgang]
#8014345 - 02/12/08 06:39 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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you know what's funny? Tangerines can't post in this thread! 
Anyway, i wouldn't say i've had anything overly outrageous.
i fucked my ex girlfriend in the back seat of my friend's car while he was driving on the main road through town. that was fun. her foot turned the dome light on, i thought it was him tryin to peek so i slapped him upside the head.
she and i went on a snowboarding trip to mammoth with her family. she and i drove with her dad, her step-sister drove with her step mom (2 cars). on the way back from the trip, she and i were in the back seat while her dad was driving, and we started feeling and such, fingering her, gettin a handy (under the blankets of course). good times
another time, she and i were fucking in the back of my car, in front of some mormon's house. somebody came walking up the street with a flashlight, shined it right on our naked asses, and then ran into the house! i pulled out, jumped up front and gunned it outta there! haha
ex girlfriend taylor
when i was 18, and before i swore off girls under 18, i had some adventures with this other girl one summer (she was a coworker). first time we fucked, we had partied at her house that night. we went up and started fooling around around 12 or 1. well, i had to be at work at 430 am. so we're fucking, and my phone rings. it's 430 and it's one of my friends from work wondering where i am. "i'm busy", was all i said. I hung up. kept hittin. they called back. I didn't answer. We finished a few mins later, and I jolted to work (about 5 mins away fortunately). got to work and everybody was laughin at me, "don't worry about it, bro"! "hit it and quit it!" and so on. good times.
so another time we were fucking, great night and all, whatever. so we finished, and i'm gettin ready to leave. she goes to make sure nobody is awake. it's almost 430 again, and i've got to get to work! and her dad is awake for some reason! so we wait for a few minutes. she checks again, he's back in his bedroom. so she sneaks me down stairs and around the side. next morning her dad asked her what time i left. "midnight" she said. "so that's why i saw him leavin at 4am and you're in a blanket?" nuff said.
she was a fun one. Della.
most recent was this girl about a year ago (yeah it's been almost i year, i need to get laid! no worries, next month i will!). anyway, a friend of mine met this girl girl in his math class. they hit it off. so i'm hangin out with him, she comes, brings one of her friends. so we all start hanging out (late jan to feb-ish). next week or whatever, i start askin about her friend. i guess she's all into me so it's all good. we hang out a few more times all together. fast forward to march 3, 07. i got my car that day (that's how i still remember, cuz it's on my registration). my friend was having a party that night (another friend). my friend and his (now) girlfriend come over, but my girl wasn't there. cool, whatever, let me get crunk with my boys. except his mom comes home. we're blazing his room out upstairs, she knocks and enters, and says "ooooh it smells lovely in here! party's over. everybody out. oh and where's nathan?" well, none of us knew where our friend was. he'd snuck out of the house when they came. so the party's over, and i'm about to pull out the driveway. he's next to my car trying to climb in to make a getaway with me. didn't work out cuz he's retarded. so he texts me later come over i still wanna party (at like 2am). and so by that time i had met up with this girl. so i took her over to his house after everybody was gone at like 3am, and fucked her on his dad's tempurpedic bed. WIERD! but it was a good night sleep after!
next time i fucked her, i faked it, she said it was too good, i dumped her. peace bitch. sara lynn.
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Re: tell your best sexual stories [Re: Kickle]
#8014639 - 02/12/08 07:40 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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kickle, i must say i'm most jealous of your experience out of all of these in the thread. that sounds like it's straight out of a movie. stranger in a strange place, finding short-lived passionate romance with a total hottie, living it up and experiencing the country to the fullest extent.
fuck. i hate you.
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Re: tell your best sexual stories [Re: MistaUNGA]
#8014680 - 02/12/08 07:46 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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MistaUNGA said: you know what's funny? Tangerines can't post in this thread! 
You are clever.
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Re: tell your best sexual stories [Re: MistaUNGA]
#8018888 - 02/13/08 06:49 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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next time i fucked her, i faked it, she said it was too good
how could you possibly fake it? im guessing you didn't come and left with mad blue balls?
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Re: tell your best sexual stories [Re: chodamunky]
#8019458 - 02/13/08 08:27 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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yeah, couldn't nut it. no blue balls though, never had that happen to me fortunately enough.
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Re: tell your best sexual stories [Re: MistaUNGA]
#8019621 - 02/13/08 08:59 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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one time while sneaking my drunk girlfriend home i dropped her down the stairs her dad came out and almost beat my ass.
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Re: tell your best sexual stories [Re: rawtoxic]
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rawtoxic said: one time while sneaking my drunk girlfriend home i dropped her down the stairs her dad came out and almost beat my ass.
intense.
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Re: tell your best sexual stories [Re: meatcakeman]
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The bitches we met at the mattress store of all places invited us to come stay the night at their house in the middle of nowhere. We end up getting smashed on vodka and while her their dad walks to gas station down the street I take the blond one in the back room and start beating that shit up. I was only fucking her a couple of minutes and her dad walks in, I guess he walks pretty fast. He walks in right when I'm cumin he doesn't say anything. I pull up my shorts and just walk outside I tell my cousin we need to cut the fuck out and right about the time I say that her dad is behind me pushing me and cussing at me. I just back up really fast and a then I see him go inside probably to grab a gun he said if he caught me or my cousin fucking one of these girls he'd shoot out nuts off.
Me and Kenny are like fuck this and just we take off, before we know it we're walking in the middle of nowhere trying to get home. My flip flops are broken from trying to get away from her dad so now I'm walking barefoot. We were at least 20 miles from home and it was looking to be a looong summer night. We're walking and replaying the incident when a big black SUV pulls up next to us. The passenger side window rolls down and we get a strong whiff of pot and this lady and her bf ask us if we need a ride and we're like fuck yeah we do. They pick us up and smoke a blunt with us, we tell em everything that happened and they said they actually drove by their house and saw cops out there. They end up taking us home and everything worked out fine, it was an awesome night.
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Re: tell your best sexual stories [Re: Wolfgang]
#8020773 - 02/14/08 01:02 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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make of this what you will
Chris Lori Laura Rhonda Jim Missy Kim Lori Cara Ann Rosa Ayn Candy (really!) short, half deaf girl (super hot nympho) Jana Ervin Ron Cliff Dina Kim Christiana Georgia Francis Dionne (super hot black chick) Fat (!) older chick Lori Christine Cyrus Molly Evan (chick) Josh Niki Doree
that is all (most of?) the people I have slept with more than once. Note that I have boned 3 different Loris 
Also I guess I am bi?
Have had fewer one night stands . . . if it is worth doing once, hey . . .
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Re: tell your best sexual stories [Re: antiPock]
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How many of those did you use a condom with?
I only used a condom with 6 of the girls I've been with.
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MY FIRST AND ONLY GANG BANG
It all started on a cold night in Southern State X
Some Friends and I were invited to a apt party where bud and ever clear were in abundance (what gang bang story would be proper without these ingredients )
We were in all in highschool and the youngest people in the party.
We smoked a bowl with this really cool guy who stayed at the apt., he didn't give us shit for being so young and went on a beer run for us after the everclear ran out.
Long story short 4 guys and I ended up all throwing the dick to his girlfriend while he was gone....(none of us had any idea who she was)
Guy came back cried his heart out and left.
Felt like shit.
Will never have group sex again.
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Wolfgang

Registered: 11/25/07
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Re: tell your best sexual stories [Re: Hotsauce72]
#8020825 - 02/14/08 01:19 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Dick.
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Robo
R Series 66Y
Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 14,861
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Re: tell your best sexual stories [Re: antiPock]
#8020839 - 02/14/08 01:24 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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antiPock said: make of this what you will
Chris Lori Laura Rhonda Jim Missy Kim Lori Cara Ann Rosa Ayn Candy (really!) short, half deaf girl (super hot nympho) Jana Ervin Ron Cliff Dina Kim Christiana Georgia Francis Dionne (super hot black chick) Fat (!) older chick Lori Christine Cyrus Molly Evan (chick) Josh Niki Doree
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antiPock
fighting entropy



Registered: 07/09/07
Posts: 2,509
Loc: Sol 3
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Re: tell your best sexual stories [Re: Robo]
#8020847 - 02/14/08 01:29 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Omni said:
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antiPock said: make of this what you will
Chris Lori Laura Rhonda Jim Missy Kim Lori Cara Ann Rosa Ayn Candy (really!) short, half deaf girl (super hot nympho) Jana Ervin Ron Cliff Dina Kim Christiana Georgia Francis Dionne (super hot black chick) Fat (!) older chick Lori Christine Cyrus Molly Evan (chick) Josh Niki Doree
swear to God, Satan, Voodooman etc: I have never had an STD! btw monogamous for years now, whew. I am a lucky whore tho
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Dobie
Dopeless Hopefiend


Registered: 08/15/02
Posts: 52,841
Loc: ON DA BLOCK
Last seen: 5 months, 30 days
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Re: tell your best sexual stories [Re: antiPock]
#8020854 - 02/14/08 01:36 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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One time this chick let me and a friend give her the double stuff just because it was my birthday lol
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Hotsauce72
ShapeShifter



Registered: 07/29/06
Posts: 58
Last seen: 15 years, 10 months
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Re: tell your best sexual stories [Re: Wolfgang]
#8020856 - 02/14/08 01:37 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Wolfgang said: Dick.
I felt like shit afterwards and wish it never happened. That dumb bitch was a whore and we probably saved the guy from heartbreak down the road....:trying to make myself feel better"
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PinballWizard
Naive and Gullible as usual

Registered: 03/20/04
Posts: 2,804
Last seen: 9 years, 9 months
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Re: tell your best sexual stories [Re: Wolfgang]
#8020862 - 02/14/08 01:38 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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I was quite sick in the hospital about a year ago, and at one point when I was getting better, the doctor walked on me pretty much going at it with my girlfriend of the time. I sort of pushed her onto the floor, while the doctor pretended like he was having trouble with the door for a few seconds.
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antiPock
fighting entropy



Registered: 07/09/07
Posts: 2,509
Loc: Sol 3
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Re: tell your best sexual stories [Re: PinballWizard]
#8020886 - 02/14/08 01:45 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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ahh the old door-problem schtick "hmm I cant seem to open this door properly let me try again"
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tiny_rabid_birds
Nocturnal


Registered: 11/08/05
Posts: 15,653
Loc: estados unidos
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Re: tell your best sexual stories [Re: antiPock]
#8025291 - 02/14/08 11:38 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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antiPock said: make of this what you will
Chris Lori Laura Rhonda Jim Missy Kim Lori Cara Ann Rosa Ayn Candy (really!) short, half deaf girl (super hot nympho) Jana Ervin Ron Cliff Dina Kim Christiana Georgia Francis Dionne (super hot black chick) Fat (!) older chick Lori Christine Cyrus Molly Evan (chick) Josh Niki Doree
that is all (most of?) the people I have slept with more than once. Note that I have boned 3 different Loris 
Also I guess I am bi?
Have had fewer one night stands . . . if it is worth doing once, hey . . .
for fuck's sake, you're an impressive manwhore.
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