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InvisibleCherryBomM
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
    #4250863 - 06/03/05 01:56 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

These are hilarious!  Clicky!

The best part about the whole thing is that he documented it ALL on the internet for the world to laugh at.

Check out the amount of time between crazy phone calls.  Think your ex is a psycho?  I bet this guy's got everyone beat.  :grin:


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Re: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend [Re: CherryBom]
    #4250871 - 06/03/05 01:58 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

I thought it was gonna be a link to my thread about my ex! Haha its in related threads.


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Re: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend [Re: CherryBom]
    #4250902 - 06/03/05 02:03 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Pretty psycho, but my last GF has that one beat. I don't care to go into details, but that last one sorta soured me on relationships.... :frown:


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Re: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend [Re: CherryBom]
    #4250957 - 06/03/05 02:27 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

God if I ever hear that girls voice again my head will explode!!!! I can't imagine dating her.. Jesus christtttttt. hah. :whoa:

Thanks for the good laugh Cherry. :laugh:


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Re: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend [Re: CherryBom]
    #4250969 - 06/03/05 02:31 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

"I know you're checking your messages... I can tell."

:shudder:


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Re: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend [Re: Adden]
    #4250975 - 06/03/05 02:35 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Id like to know what happened with her. I wonder if she's still calling to this day?

Ahh ok those are from '01.. Well Id like to know what happened. hah.


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m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.


Edited by mattzdope (06/03/05 02:35 AM)


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Re: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #4250988 - 06/03/05 02:39 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Im wondering if he was just fucking with this chick to get her to sign a contract to buy a cell phone and she turned out to be a psycho...???? That would be funny shit.


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Re: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #4250996 - 06/03/05 02:42 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Sounds like a crazy stripper i use to know.


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Re: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend [Re: CherryBom]
    #4251014 - 06/03/05 02:53 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

after the first three I moved on further down to one of the other calls...stupid, no she isnt that crazy..my ex-girlfiend is "Crazy" ...that girl on there is nothing...seriously..:lol:


Edited by skunk78395 (06/03/05 02:54 AM)


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Re: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend [Re: Skunk420]
    #4254396 - 06/04/05 01:17 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah, that girl is just obsessive, not crazy.

My ex was bulemic, bipolar, was/is an active pedophile, suicidal, etc. She's been in and out of the psyche ward several times, in at least two states. Every once in a while she gets totally obsessed about something, like God, aliens, conspiracies, wicca, falling in love with already dead school shooters.

She FORCED me to have sex with her at least three times a day, and when I couldn't do it she would insult me and degrade me and make me feel worthless. If I turned down a blowjob then she would collapse into tears and feel abandoned. The only way this girl knows how to get approval is by sucking dick.

Everywhere she goes she destroys families. Fucking married men, molesting kids. You wouldn't believe how close she drove me to murdering her and then killing myself...

SHE was a psycho-ex-girlfriend. That bitch leaving all the voicemails... that's nothing!


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Re: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend [Re: dr0mni]
    #4254407 - 06/04/05 01:21 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

She FORCED me to have sex with her at least three times a day





you poor, poor soul!


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Re: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend [Re: dr0mni]
    #4254408 - 06/04/05 01:21 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

:oogle:

Ok..... you win.


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Re: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend [Re: dr0mni]
    #4254412 - 06/04/05 01:22 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Wow, you Shroomerites really draw the crazy ones don't you?

I've had a couple semi-crazy ones, but they didn't bother me. I don't think their insanity compares to my apathy in the end.


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Re: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend [Re: CherryBom]
    #4254422 - 06/04/05 01:25 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

yeah i heard all those...opie & anthony played them all and goofed on em...funny shit


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Re: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #4255868 - 06/04/05 02:28 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

I know it sounds rediculous. Why would I guy NOT want to have sex all day long? But to tell you the truth, I just couldn't do it! I need time to recharge! And plus after a while it was more of a chore than a pleasure... She never let it happen naturally. You know how sometimes you'll be cuddling, or making out, and it just builds and builds until you are so hot you can't stop yourself? Well it was never like that. It was always her immediately sucking me off, trying to get me hard without turning me on mentally.


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Re: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend [Re: CherryBom]
    #4255880 - 06/04/05 02:32 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

hahaahaaahaahaha, this bitch is AWESOME haha


lol, man I can't do anything but laugh about this shit.... I wonder what shit the guy put her through to bring this fucking insanity out.


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Re: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend [Re: dr0mni]
    #4255921 - 06/04/05 02:42 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

my favorite line
feb 7 8:39
"i have no cellphone as of tomorrow because i trust in you"


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Re: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend [Re: dr0mni]
    #4255922 - 06/04/05 02:42 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

my favorite line
feb 7 8:39
"i have no cellphone as of tomorrow because i trust in you"


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Re: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend [Re: question_for_joo]
    #4255929 - 06/04/05 02:46 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

hahaahhaha, this chick is HILARIOUS H I L A R I O U S


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Re: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend [Re: SoopaX]
    #4255934 - 06/04/05 02:48 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

this bitch is complaining that she doesn't know how to use a cell phone. It sounds to me like she does, heh.


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