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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: RandalFlagg]
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i'm still in. there was temptation earlier during the day, but i metaprogrammed myself to "see what the next day brings."

my body feels good. lots of energy.

:1up:


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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: AlteredAgain]
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I was making out with an x-girlfriend in a dream last night,
and she said "take off your pants" I became semi-lucid and said "Aw, I can't, I'm in a contest." :lol:

She got really pissed off... when I awoke I thought "Ha! whose in charge now impostor girlfriend Succubus bitch."

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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: Middleman]
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Day 3

"it has but only begun..."


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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: Middleman]
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Middleman said:
I was making out with an x-girlfriend in a dream last night,
and she said "take off your pants" I became semi-lucid and said "Aw, I can't, I'm in a contest." :lol:

She got really pissed off... when I awoke I thought "Ha! whose in charge now impostor girlfriend Succubus bitch."


lol whats funny is, same thing was happening to me almost. Except i was jacking it in front of some girl when i became in that half-way lucid state. "oh no you don't!"


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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: cube talk]
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So my ex spent the night over here. She's pretty hot...she was wearing a 
baby tee with no bra on.(nice rack) Thank god she's got a boyfriend. i was hoping to get laid but im kinda glad i didnt. Im gonna spend 20 of my 50 bucks on a hand job;) If you win how will you spend the money?


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Man is timid and apologetic; he is no longer upright; he dares not say "I think," "I am," but quotes some saint or sage. He is ashamed before the blade of grass or the blowing rose.Man postpones or remembers; he does not live in the present, but with reverted eye laments the past, or, heedless of the riches that surround him, stands on tiptoe to foresee the future. He cannot be happy and strong until he too lives with nature in the present, above time
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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: Jack Albertson]
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christmas present for my father


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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: cube talk]
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well..i hate to say it but im out. And i dont even feel like it was worth it. I talked a good game by ex was too much. Good luck ladies.


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Man is timid and apologetic; he is no longer upright; he dares not say "I think," "I am," but quotes some saint or sage. He is ashamed before the blade of grass or the blowing rose.Man postpones or remembers; he does not live in the present, but with reverted eye laments the past, or, heedless of the riches that surround him, stands on tiptoe to foresee the future. He cannot be happy and strong until he too lives with nature in the present, above time
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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: Jack Albertson]
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Im in- starting now!GO!

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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: nolongerinuse]
    #7702626 -

so.. whose left?


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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: cube talk]
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see OP.


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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: AlteredAgain]
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:crankbowcloud:

I like being abstinent.

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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: Middleman]
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I am still in. So much new NRG it seems. Fuck it, maybe Ill never masturbate again. I was trying to get laid last night at this party but it did not work.

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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: Tangerines]
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lmao if i could get to a party out in hickville usa where i live, getting laid would be easier then getting drunk.


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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: Disco Cat]
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Disco Cat said:
I'll join :awesome:


Just try not to think about Vladimir Putin or your done for! :tongue:


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“The crisis takes a much longer time coming than you think, and then it happens much faster than you would have thought.”  -- Rudiger Dornbusch

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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: zorbman]
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I think I might be out tomorrow, but we'll see what the vagina gods have in store for me.

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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: zorbman]
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zorbman said:
Disco Cat said:
I'll join :awesome:


Just try not to think about Vladimir Putin or your done for! :tongue:


Is that a joke, or are you carrying around a grudge? If it's a joke, then talk about mission impossible...








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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: Disco Cat]
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I think you have to see the story behind that man before you understand the joke behind it  :lol:


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:craven:  Ravings of a Madman  :craven:

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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: Muppet]
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I'm out. Oh well.

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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: Sheepish]
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that's okay, you were never in the contest, neither was i. we missed the deadline to enter.

(even though it wasn't midnight here yet *grumbs in randal's general direction*)

either way, i would have been out yesterday.


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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
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Acidic_Sloth said:
that's okay, you were never in the contest, neither was i. we missed the deadline to enter.

(even though it wasn't midnight here yet *grumbs in randal's general direction*)

either way, i would have been out yesterday.


yeah...I didn't even find out about it til the next day myself, so *technically* I'm not really a participant either (I think)



but I'll still give these fuckers some competition regardless  :smirk:


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