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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: jewunit]
    #7693595 - 11/29/07 02:57 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Women have ambient sexual energy and they don't discharge it at orgasm like guys do.

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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: Middleman]
    #7693596 - 11/29/07 02:57 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Once it's planted in your mind you can't get it out.


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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: jewunit]
    #7693608 - 11/29/07 03:20 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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jewunit said:
Once it's planted in your mind you can't get it out.




bwahahaha!

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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #7693658 - 11/29/07 05:06 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

:crankey:


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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: maggotz]
    #7693765 - 11/29/07 06:38 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

day 1


The 11th commandment "thou shalt be miserable"

If you guys are doing it for the money, then your doing it for the wrong reason. I wouldn't hold mine in for a week for 50 bux handed to me personally.


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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: Tangerines]
    #7693784 - 11/29/07 06:47 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Tangerines said:

wait, how do you get semen into your spine???? :confused:




Strange how few people know how their glandular systems actually work.

Read (and practice) the exercises! :strong:

It's worth it, Women really like it when you can go 30 minutes +...  :brucelee:


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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7693922 - 11/29/07 08:01 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

If I can still join im in.


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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: TurntableJunky]
    #7694170 - 11/29/07 09:39 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

my best bud from high school and i had one of these competitions a couple years back. we ended up making it like 7 or 8 weeks before we came to a mutual agreement of concession.

at times i wasn't thinking about sex, like when i was working out, i felt like i had more energy and could be more productive. but that could have been completely psychological.

oh, and i've never had a wetdream. maybe once when i was like 13. but even the times i go several weeks without jacking it i never have wetdreams. like ever.


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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7694399 - 11/29/07 11:04 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

It's only been 13 hours since the start of the contest and I want to rub one out so badly. This is not looking good. Goodbye $50.


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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7694421 - 11/29/07 11:12 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I woke up this morning, jumped in the shower and... Fucking contest! 

I'm still in.  :crankey:


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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7694433 - 11/29/07 11:18 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7694496 - 11/29/07 11:39 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

this sounds interesting...I'm actually a bit curious just how long I can go on this one



mupman - Nov 29 @ noon  :craven:


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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: Muppet]
    #7694524 - 11/29/07 11:49 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

fuck man. I just want to smoke a bowl and jack off over hot teens :frown:

This is looking dire :shocked:

The longest I've gone without an orgasm is probably a few days at most (and thats not through choice)... I'm a 2-3 times a day kind of guy :frown:


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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: Cepheus]
    #7694554 - 11/29/07 12:01 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I know dude.  :sad:  I want to go watch 20 second porn clips SOOO badly.  My favorites are at www.duckyporn.com under the "Pigtail" section.


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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: Cepheus]
    #7694570 - 11/29/07 12:07 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

eh...I typically only whack off once or twice a month as it is anyhow

and most of the time it's solely because: "hey...I haven't done this in a while
(i.e. I have to watch a lot of porn and force an erection to 'get the job done')





I honestly can't even remember the last time I actually had the urge to spank  :nonono:


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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: Cepheus]
    #7694583 - 11/29/07 12:09 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Just for you Cepheus!



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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7694588 - 11/29/07 12:11 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)



Edited by Silversoul (11/29/07 12:23 PM)


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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: Silversoul]
    #7694611 - 11/29/07 12:20 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Here you go fellas... From god's mouth to yur ear. Hope it helps. :smile:

Quote:


MORMON ANTI-MASTURBATION GUIDE

Be assured that you can be cured of your difficulty. Many have been, both male and female, and you can be also if you determine that it must be so.

This determination is the first step. That is where we begin. You must decide that you will end this practice, and when you make that decision, the problem will be greatly reduced at once.

But it must be more than a hope or a wish, more than knowing that it is good for you. It must be actually a DECISION. If you truly make up your mind that you will be cured, then you will have the strength to resist any tendencies which you may have and any temptations which may come to you.

After you have made this decision, then observe the following specific guidelines:


A Guide to Self-Control:
1. Never touch the intimate parts of your body except during normal toilet processes.

2. Avoid being alone as much as possible. Find good company and stay in this good company.

3. If you are associated with other persons having this same problem, YOU MUST BREAK OFF THEIR FRIENDSHIP. Never associate with other people having the same weakness. Don't suppose that two of you will quit together, you never will. You must get away from people of that kind. Just to be in their presence will keep your problem foremost in your mind. The problem must be taken OUT OF YOUR MIND for that is where it really exists. Your mind must be on other and more wholesome things.

4. When you bathe, do not admire yourself in a mirror. Never stay in the bath more than five or six minutes -- just long enough to bathe and dry and dress AND THEN GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM into a room where you will have some member of your family present.

5. When in bed, if that is where you have your problem for the most part, dress yourself for the night so securely that you cannot easily touch your vital parts, and so that it would be difficult and time consuming for you to remove those clothes. By the time you started to remove protective clothing you would have sufficiently controlled your thinking that the temptation would leave you.

6. If the temptation seems overpowering while you are in bed, GET OUT OF BED AND GO INTO THE KITCHEN AND FIX YOURSELF A SNACK, even if it is in the middle of the night, and even if you are not hungry, and despite your fears of gaining weight. The purpose behind this suggestion is that you GET YOUR MIND ON SOMETHING ELSE. You are the subject of your thoughts, so to speak.

7. Never read pornographic material. Never read about your problem. Keep it out of mind. Remember -- "First a thought, then an act."

The thought pattern must be changed. You must not allow this problem to remain in your mind. When you accomplish that, you soon will be free of the act.

8. Put wholesome thoughts into your mind at all times. Read good books -- Church books -- Scriptures -- Sermons of the Brethern [sic, Cistern too?]. Make a daily habit of reading at least one chapter of Scripture, preferably from one of the four Gospels in the New Testament, or the Book of Mormon. The four Gospels -- Matthew, Mark, Luke and John -- above anything else in the Bible can be helpful because of their uplifting qualities.

9. Pray. But when you pray, don't pray about this problem, for that will tend to keep [it] in your mind more than ever. Pray for faith, pray for understanding of the Scriptures, pray for the Missionaries, the General Authorities, your friends, your families, BUT KEEP THE PROBLEM OUT OF YOUR MIND BY NOT MENTIONING IT EVER -- NOT IN CONVERSATION WITH OTHERS, NOT IN YOUR PRAYERS. KEEP IT _OUT_ of your mind! The attitude of a person toward his problem has an affect on how easy it is to overcome. It is essential that a firm commitment be made to control the habit. As a person understands his reasons for the behavior, and is sensitive to the conditions or situations that may trigger a desire for the act, he develops the power to control it.

As one meets with his Priesthood Leader, a program for overcoming masturbation can be implemented using some of these suggestions. Remember it is essential that a regular report program be agreed on, so progress can be recognized and failures understood and eliminated.


Suggestions:
1. Pray daily, ask for the gifts of the Spirit, that which will strengthen you against temptation. Pray fervently and out loud when the temptations are the strongest.

2. Follow a program of vigorous daily exercise. The exercises reduce emotional tension and depression and are absolutely basic to the solution of this problem. Double your physical activity when you feel stress increasing.

3. When the temptation to masturbate is strong, yell STOP to those thoughts as loudly as you can in your mind and then recite a prechosen Scripture or sing an inspirational hymn. It is important to turn your thoughts away from the selfish need to indulge.

4. Set goals of abstinence, begin with a day, then a week, month, year and finally commit to never doing it again. Until you commit yourself to never again you will always be open to temptation.

5. Change in behavior and attitude is most easily achieved through a changed self-image. Spend time every day imagining yourself strong and in control, easily overcoming tempting situations.

6. Begin to work daily on a self-improvement program. Relate this plan to improving your Church service, to improving your relationships with your family, God and others. Strive to enhance your strengths and talents.

7. Be outgoing and friendly. Force yourself to be with others and learn to enjoy working and talking to them. Use principles of developing friendships found in books such as How to Win Friends and Influence People by Dale Carnegie.

8. Be aware of situations that depress you or that cause you to feel lonely, bored, frustrated or discouraged. These emotional states can trigger the desire to masturbate as a way of escape. Plan in advance to counter these low periods through various activities, such as reading a book, visiting a friend, doing something athletic, etc.

9. Make a pocket calendar for a month on a small card. Carry it with you, but show it to no one. If you have a lapse of self control, color the day black. Your goal will be to have no black days. The calendar becomes a strong visual reminder of self control and should be looked at when you are tempted to add another black day. Keep your calendar up until you have at least three clear months.

10. A careful study will indicate you have had the problem at certain times and under certain conditions. Try and recall, in detail, what your particular times and conditions were. Now that you understand how it happens, plan to break the pattern through counter activities.

11. In the field of psychotherapy there is a very effective technique called aversion therapy. When we associate or think of something very distasteful with something which has been pleasurable, but undesirable, the distasteful thought and feeling will begin to cancel out that which was pleasurable. If you associate something very distasteful with your loss of self-control it will help you to stop the act. For example, if you are tempted to masturbate, think of having to bathe in a tub of worms, and eat several of them as you do the act.

12. During your toileting and shower activities leave the bathroom door or shower curtain partly open, to discourage being alone in total privacy. Take cool brief showers.

13. Arise immediately in the mornings. Do not lie in bed awake, no matter what time of day it is. Get up and do something. Start each day with an enthusiastic activity.

14. Keep your bladder empty. Refrain from drinking large amounts of fluids before retiring.

15. Reduce the amount of spices and condiments in your food. Eat as lightly as possible at night.

16. Wear pajamas that are difficult to open, yet loose and not binding.

17. Avoid people, situations, pictures or reading materials that might create sexual excitement.

18. It is sometimes helpful to have a physical object to use in overcoming this problem. A Book of Mormon, firmly held in hand, even in bed at night has proven helpful in extreme cases.

19. In very severe cases it may be necessary to tie a hand to the bed frame with a tie in order that the habit of masturbating in a semi-sleep condition can be broken. This can also be accomplished by wearing several layers of clothing which would be difficult to remove while half asleep.

20. Set up a reward system for your successes. It does not have to be a big reward. A quarter in a receptacle each time you overcome or reach a goal. Spend it on something which delights you and will be a continuing reminder of your progress.

21. Do not let yourself return to any past habit or attitude patterns which were part of your problem. Satan Never Gives Up. Be calmly and confidently on guard. Keep a positive mental attitude. You can win this fight! The joy and strength you will feel when you do will give your whole life a radiant and spiritual glow of satisfaction and fulfillment.





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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: RoosterCogburn]
    #7694687 - 11/29/07 12:44 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Fuck this, I'm quitting right now.
My roommate's leaving for break after finals, which means I get the room to myself.
I'm taking full fucking advantage of that.


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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7694713 - 11/29/07 12:51 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I actually started chese challenges years ago on the shroomery under the title "THE NO SPANKY SPANK CHALLNEGE"..

I think the longest anyone went was about 2 weeks

The lesson I learned... fuck it.. its not worth it. Life is short and there aren't many opportunities to be alone. Spank Hard.

You guys are SUCKAS hahahahah! 8=====)


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