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Do girls masturbate?
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This is not meant to be an offensive post or anything. i'm just curious, we all know that ALL guys masturbate but do girls do it too...what percentage of them do (if anybody knows)?


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: TODAY]
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100%....or MAYBE 99%

Most who say they don't are lying.


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: TODAY] * 1
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Of course we do. I suppose some girls may start later than guys since there's that whole enculturated shame-factor surrounding female sexuality but I can testify that I and every female I'm friends with do it and are totally comfortable about admitting it.

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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: TODAY]
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While I cannot speak for all girls, I will say that I have an extremely high sex drive and even though my husband is wonderfully accomodating, I do masturbate to satiate some of my sexual urges. I have friends who masturbate as well, so no, I have never thought of it as strictly a guy thing.

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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: MOTH]
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Even Monkeys masturbate..and yes, female ones too. :laugh:


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: TODAY] * 1
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I'm a guy and I don't masturbate. I don't have any sex drive at all anymore.

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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: MOTH]
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Alrighty then, sounds like you could use a joint and a lap dance.

But anyways thanks for sharing ladies, that makes me feel a whole lot better. Now when I run off to spank my monkey because of one of you, I can know that you are doing the saaaame thing.

Hey wait a minute, why don't we just quit all this fuckin' around and fuck each other?


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: Lightningfractal]
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Girls are still pickier about WHO they fuck, is the problem.


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: Phluck]
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Yeah, that's 'cause they got the proverbial "drop" on us.

If all men stopped drooling on them every time they walked by and made them all feel sort of unwanted, the polarity would reverse and the tables would turn in our favor.

Women everywhere would be be falling all over us, now that would be nice.


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: TODAY]
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My girlfriend is a sex fiend, she can't get enough. She masturbates more than I do.


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: TODAY]
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I saw a kangaroo masterbating on PBS the other night, very funny!


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: Phluck]
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Girls are pickier about whom they fuck because of evolution.
From a man's evolutionary viewpoint it was best to screw as many girls as possible, so as to spread as many of his genetic material.
From a woman's viewpoint fucking any man was not good, because of the chance of pregnancy. If a girl gets knocked up, she has to walk around with another organism in her body for 9 months, which is very taxing, and was even moreso 1000s of years ago. So she should be very picky about who she fucks.

Although we have condoms etc now, the evolutionary pathways aren't removed that easily. I saw a test on TV once. A nice good looking girl asked guys if they wanted to fuck her 18/20 said yes. Then a good looking guy asked the same, 0/20 girls said yes..


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: cybrbeast]
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good info here


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ca'rouse (k-rouz)
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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: TODAY]
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i don't...i don't know about other girls though


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: MazzyStar]
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may I ask why not?

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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: cybrbeast]
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i just don't, i find it kind of gross when girls masturbate


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: MazzyStar]
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Ok, but what's gross about having some pleasure with yourself and your fantasies?
Can I ask how old you are and if you're christian?

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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: cybrbeast]
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i'm 18, but neither of those things have anything to do with my opinion....it's just an opinion


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: MazzyStar]
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Sure, but you haven't explained your opinion. You just say it's gross. What's gross about it? Have you ever tried it?

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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: cybrbeast]
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it just kind of grosses me out, kind of like apple sauce or the color orange...lol..who knows, sometimes you like or dislike something with no specific reason


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: MazzyStar]
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Yeah ok, I can understand. But one question still remains, have you ever tried it?

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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: cybrbeast]
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haha...like i'm going to answer that, i'd be screwed either way


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: MazzyStar]
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I'm gonna guess no from your response.
If you've ever tried apple sauce then I also think you should try masturbation..


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: cybrbeast]
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the only time i've tried applesauce was once when my mom forced it down my throat.....i don't think my mom's going to force masturbation on me, so therefore, no thanks to either


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: MazzyStar]
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Ok, your loss.

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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: MazzyStar]
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You're kidding right? Are you older than 13?

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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: Viveka]
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yeah i'm older than 13, just because i don't masturbate doesn't mean i'm immature, and i also didn't mean anything offensive to anybody who does..


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: MazzyStar]
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Everyone should lead their life the way they want to and should be respected for that. Unless they harm other humans by doing so.
I only think you should try it before you form your opinions. Just like with drugs, you can't objectively comment on the value of drugs unless you have experienced them.

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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: TODAY]
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no..i dont masterbate..i mistressbate...and IMAO..comparing it to apple sauce is a bit of a far reach...OTOH..carrots..if you know what i mean..after all..i do have teeth in my vagina...

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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: Annapurna1]
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mistressbate?
Those teeth look nasy, you should have them checked out  :lol:

Edited by cybrbeast (01/13/04 12:05 PM)

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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: cybrbeast]
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i agree, however i never said that i had or hadn't, i was simply stating what was supposed to be a harmless opinion


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: MazzyStar]
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"The lady doth protest too much, methinks." - William Shakespeare



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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: Xochitl]
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She's tried it!


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Girls Poop!

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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: TODAY]
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only if they want to,usually they just go for a long bus ride.

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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: MOTH]
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could i get an audio of your next session?
i love to listen:p

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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: MazzyStar]
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Not masturbating is a sign of unhealthy hangups about sex.
A lot of people were raised to feel guilty about their sexuality.

There are some women who have very small clitorises(clitori?) and have difficulty achieving any sexual pleasure... some go their entire lives without experiencing an orgasm.

It's not that it's impossible for them, but they may have to experiment with different toys and whatnot. It's not out of the ordinary to hear of women who didn't start masturbating until they were in their 40's because prior to that they were too ashamed to try to seek out what they were missing. Nowadays, there are all kinds of people writing books and selling products that will help the sexually challenged woman find a way to masturbate sucessfully.


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: Phluck]
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its clitorises, as well as penises and anuses.


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Girls Poop!

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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: Xochitl]
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Xochitl said:
"The lady doth protest too much, methinks." - William Shakespeare




Girls get all the toys.
All we get is some lube and our hand :thumbup:


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: Requiem]
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There's all kinds of wacky toys for guys, just do a search.


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http://phluck.is-after.us

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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: neuro]
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neuro said:
My girlfriend is a sex fiend, she can't get enough. She masturbates more than I do.


Send her my way. I'll take her off your hands for a while.


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: silversoul7]
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silversoul7 said:
neuro said:
My girlfriend is a sex fiend, she can't get enough. She masturbates more than I do.


Send her my way.  I'll take her off your hands for a while.


Or, we could just schedule a special "Neuro's Girlfriend Meets The Shroomery" Gathering. :grin:


Sorry, I just couldn't resist.


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: TODAY]
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Behold.  Proof that girls do indeed masturbate:

http://www.lostbush.com/babes/0109ftv/006.wmv

:oogle:


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: Phluck]
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Phluck is indeed correct. Often these hangups are shut out and almost forced to be subconscious.

As for Neuro's GF Meets the Shroomery Gathering. She's not a promiscuous sex fiend, just likes to fuck ME a lot =P.


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: kosmic_charlie]
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From reading your post MazzyStar somthing tells me you have never had an orgasam am i right? My gf was like that to all weird about sex untill she had her first orgasam, now she can make her knees touch her elbows. Dont knock orgasams untill you've had one.......


THE BOSS


*edited spelling


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Edited by THEBOSS (01/13/04 04:45 PM)

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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: Lightningfractal]
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Lightningfractal said:
Yeah, that's 'cause they got the proverbial "drop" on us.

If all men stopped drooling on them every time they walked by and made them all feel sort of unwanted, the polarity would reverse and the tables would turn in our favor.

Women everywhere would be be falling all over us, now that would be nice.




I'm seriously considering having that printed on some leaflets and using a blimp to drop thousands of them on football games.

Its the men that are so stupid and uncouthe that they would give their ringfinger to sleep with a girl like Britney Spears (who is far from unique- there are millions of women that look exactly like her, or any other broad for that matter) that fuck it up for the rest of us. settin bad precedents

Too many no-balls havin, pussywhipped guys that cant stand up for themselves or face the prospect of being alone for 5 minutes.

As for me, I practice what I preach. The second a girl gets needy or bitchy, I'm outta there. And tears do not work on me. I have college education in Psychology and I know about all the games women play and I simply refuse to participate. If that means I only get laid once every few months instead of every saturday night, then so be it. At least the reltionships I have are honest.

Women would respect men a lot more if we werent so dependant and predictable. It takes 2 to play games in a relationship, and I aint playin. But a lot of women expect games, unfortunately, because they have been messed with by other men. And those other men probably learned the games from other women. Its a viscious fuckin cycle that that we all must take responsibility for as individuals.

just my .02

Edited by DoctorJ (01/14/04 12:34 AM)

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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: DoctorJ]
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As for me, I practice what I preach. The second a girl gets needy or bitchy, I'm outta there. And tears do not work on me. I have a BA in Psychology and I know about all the games women play and I simply refuse to participate. If that means I only get laid once every few months instead of every saturday night, then so be it. At least the reltionships I have are honest.

Women would respect men a lot more if we werent so dependant and predictable.


I think men would respect women a lot more if they told the truth more and weren't as manipulative. At least with the way things are, I stand out from the crowd a bit. Unfortunately, it's only a bit. As for women, sex, and society, women who 'go with the flow' on sexual mores trap themselves in the end.

-JustSmurfy


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: justsmurfy]
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i certaintly hope so


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: TODAY]
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My wife masturbates with my tongue.


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: justsmurfy] * 1
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I think men would respect women a lot more if they told the truth more and weren't as manipulative


I somehow doubt that.  Women don't reward honesty with tender kisses.  99% of the women I've encountered couldnt handle an honest relationship without freaking out or being irrational.  Let me give you an example:

A couple months ago, I was on a date with a girl I met in class.  Its important for me to know that a date cares about me and isnt just there for the free dinner, so I asked her a question:

"Did you like me before I asked you out?"

Now I've asked that question to a lot of girls, and this one had a pretty good answer.  She told me she was hoping I would asked her out, she thought I was sexy and agreed with what I said when I spoke in class.  A+ answer.  Then I asked her the follow up question:

"If you liked me then, why didnt you ask me out?"

Her response:

"Thats a man's job." 

I've gotten this same response to this question many times before, and it always infuriates me.  In the past, I have responded with:

"Well, isnt that a bit like saying that cooking, cleaning, and raising children is a woman's job?"

And in the past, I always got a bitch response, complete with an exasperated sigh and a roll of the eyes.  Didn't get any either. 

Now, if I had been honest with this chick I would have told her how much her answer to my question offended me.  I would have asked her how she would like it if the same preconcieved standards were applied to her.  But I wasnt in the mood to go home alone that night, so I kept my mouth shut about it and changed the subject.  Got laid that night, too :smile:

women encourage dishonesty in relationships by not wanting to deal with the truth.  They want a man that is all sunshine and rainbows, even though he does not exist.  They force us to lie.  Honesty is the same thing as celibacy

I've been being honest with chicks for the past couple months and I havent got any.  Soon, I will resort to lying and playing games again, because its the only thing that has ever worked for me.

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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: DoctorJ]
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Any books on this subject DoctorJ? You bring up some good points.

Friendships between girls are also fucked up. They always lie against eachother, and constantly talk behind eachothers backs. Then they usually get huge fights at some point.
Whereas me and my friends are mostly honest and joke about eachother all the time. We almost never have rows and they're almost always over before they start..

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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: THEBOSS]
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i never said anything about orgasms


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: MazzyStar]
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i know you didnt i did. I dont think you've had one. I had my gf read the post and she thinks the same thing, that if you had one you would know what you where missing and want them, but since you havent had one, its not a big deal and its over rated for you. How old are you? If you dont mind me asking. Also i dont mean any disrespect im just open about sex.


THE BOSS


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: THEBOSS]
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i'm 18.......and you're wrong btw, but i on the other hand am not very open about talking about sex with strangers so i think i'm gonna stop now
:wink:


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: MazzyStar]
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Girls masturbate, but they do not poop.

Never.

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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: RunDMT]
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lol, nope not that either


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: MazzyStar]
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Good girl. :grin:

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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: RunDMT]
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Well maybe thats why you dont masturbate, its because your not secure and comfortable with your own body. At 18 i would be getting to know you if i was you, if you know what i mean. That is something that can cause problems in a relationship. Oh and im not a stranger im THE BOSS


THE BOSS


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: THEBOSS]
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What the fuck are you talking about?

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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: THEBOSS]
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i just said i'm not open to talking about it with strangers, i am open about things with my boyfriend


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: TODAY]
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i find masturbating very healthy, i have sex with my boyfriend quite often but i think its just fun. it helps during certain times of the month, too. i have been masturbating since i was like 15. it helped with my sex life because i found out what turned me on, and then i could show my partner.

its fun to please yourself, and i recommend it for all people. yep. thats my .02


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: RunDMT]
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RunDMT said:
Girls masturbate, but they do not poop.

Never.


lmao, NEVER NEVER NEVER.


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: MazzyStar]
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MazzyStar said:
i just said i'm not open to talking about it with strangers, i am open about things with my boyfriend


internet strangers are different than face to face strangers, or even strangers that know your face. TALK, it's not hard on a message board.


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: neuro]
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My girlfriend is a sex fiend, she can't get enough. She masturbates more than I do.

same. she tells me she started when she was about 9 or 10.

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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: TODAY]
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TODAY said:
RunDMT said:
Girls masturbate, but they do not poop.

Never.


lmao, NEVER NEVER NEVER.


Girls also don't fart, they pass wind, and they don't sweat, they glisten.

Girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. Boys are made of snips and snails and puppy dog tails.


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: TODAY]
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The idea first crossed my mind to do it when I was like 12 or 13 but I was to ashamed to try. Like I mentioned before, there's the whole enculturated shame factor surrrounding female sexuality and I was a victim of it. When I actually started doing it (around 16)I still felt dirty about it for awhile, but I knew intellectually that I shouldn't feel that way so I kept trying to get over the lame ass hangups. Since I didn't know what I was doing for awhile it wasn't all that much fun, but it didn't take long to figure things out :laugh: Now that enculturated shame and sense of "grossness" is long gone and I enjoy my time with alone with my self :smirk:

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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: NiamhNyx]
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^^excellent, more girls should really get over that encultured shame. its too bad that it exists.


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: TODAY]
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My point exactly. Thank you.



THE BOSS


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: DoctorJ]
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    I somehow doubt that.  Women don't reward honesty with tender kisses.  99% of the women I've encountered couldn’t handle an honest relationship without freaking out or being irrational.   

Dude you are hanging out in the wrong places, get over yourself.

    Let me give you an example:

A couple months ago, I was on a date with a girl I met in class.  Its important for me to know that a date cares about me and isnt just there for the free dinner, so I asked her a question:

"Did you like me before I asked you out?"

Now I've asked that question to a lot of girls, and this one had a pretty good answer.  She told me she was hoping I would asked her out, she thought I was sexy and agreed with what I said when I spoke in class.  A+ answer.  Then I asked her the follow up question:

"If you liked me then, why didnt you ask me out?"

Her response:

"Thats a man's job."   

That's because women who ask men out are looked down upon.  You would (even though you are going to say "no I wouldn't") look down upon a woman who asked you out.  Every man I have known eventually admits to this.  They only want a woman to ask them out because they are lazy.

    I've gotten this same response to this question many times before, and it always infuriates me.  In the past, I have responded with:

"Well, isnt that a bit like saying that cooking, cleaning, and raising children is a woman's job?"  

Yes it is, and on top of that women are now expected to work outside the home to earn a paycheck, and then come home to their second, unpaid, not appreciated job of caring for your lazy ass, and raising your kids.

    And in the past, I always got a bitch response, complete with an exasperated sigh and a roll of the eyes.  Didn't get any either. 

Now, if I had been honest with this chick I would have told her how much her answer to my question offended me.  I would have asked her how she would like it if the same preconcieved standards were applied to her.  But I wasnt in the mood to go home alone that night, so I kept my mouth shut about it and changed the subject.  Got laid that night, too :smile:  

You are applying those standards to her by playing your childish, stupid game, and in a way that she is probably not smart enough to realize.  Demonstrated by her going home with you.  Poor girl.

    women encourage dishonesty in relationships by not wanting to deal with the truth.  They want a man that is all sunshine and rainbows, even though he does not exist.  They force us to lie.  Honesty is the same thing as celibacy  

Sure, blame the victim.  Women lie because of men, men lie because of women.  Whatever.  How about dealing with every one you meet as a person, and individual with their own rights, thoughts, vices, and baggage, instead of playing boys against the girls.

    I've been being honest with chicks for the past couple months and I havent got any.  Soon, I will resort to lying and playing games again, because its the only thing that has ever worked for me.  

Maybe that is because you are a jerk, not because you told the "truth".


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: gobecky]
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"That's because women who ask men out are looked down upon. You would (even though you are going to say "no I wouldn't") look down upon a woman who asked you out. Every man I have known eventually admits to this. They only want a woman to ask them out because they are lazy."

This is no more true than DoctorJ's assertion that all women are psychopaths. Maybe there are some backwards old fashioned men who would look down upon a woman asking them out, but many wouldn't. It's not because men are lazy, it's because they are awkward and frightened, which is the real reason women won't ask out men as well.


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: gobecky]
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You are from san francisco.  I'm from Dallas.  Things are a bit different here.  Dont judge me when you havent grown up in the materialistic, super-conservative, superficial culture I and those around me were unfortunate enough to be born into. 

I'm sure your little hippie ideals work great out there on the east coast, but there are different people controlling the institutions here, and it effects everything. 

I'm not saying that I want it to be this way.  I simply acknowledge that thats the way things are.  I have adapted myself to these circumstances because I do not want to be alone, and I still havent given up the insane hope that there maybe someone here on my level (not that I'm saying anyone else is on a higher or lower level than me, we're just all different :smile: )

I hope to move to a place where the general population is more in tune with the way I'm livin.  But right now, for purposes of finance and education, right here is where I have to be.  You have no idea the shit I have to put up with.  Wanna come move to the City of Hate and try to get along with these Paris Hilton bitches?  Plano is like a republican Beverly Hills.  You remember Plano from the all the stupid rich kids that died takin heroin out there a while back, right?


Some of your responses to my post were highly amusing.  You've pinned a lot of preconcieved notions on me which have no basis in reality, so I feel I must defend myself.  If you continue to assume things about people on this board that are not true, you will be corrected in this manner quite a bit. 

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Dude you are hanging out in the wrong places, get over yourself.



Well, I already explained how i think the general socio-cultural climate of where I live fucks a lot of shit up, but I should also mentioned that I have met women in all kinds of places.  I have dated women from all walks of life.  In voicing my frustrations, I have incurred many a response from people that maybe my judgement was shitty, so thats why I went on lots of blind dates arranged through friends and relatives.  No luck :frown:  I see lots of negative qualities that most women have in common (at least in the context of the society in which I live).

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That's because women who ask men out are looked down upon. You would (even though you are going to say "no I wouldn't") look down upon a woman who asked you out. Every man I have known eventually admits to this. They only want a woman to ask them out because they are lazy.



I might look down on a chick for asking me out, but not strictly because she asked me out.  It would have to be in combination with some other quality, like sluttiness, superficiality, or if I just found her unattracive.  If a girl I really liked asked me out before I got the chance to, it would earn her a lot of points with me :smile: 

No, I'm not lazy, I just like to know that someone cares about me, the same way you probably do.  I also thing that the archetypical "man as the pursuer" thing is obsolete now that women are finally beginning to become social equals.  Women go on and on about how important romance is to them.  Well, its important to men too. 

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Yes it is, and on top of that women are now expected to work outside the home to earn a paycheck, and then come home to their second, unpaid, not appreciated job of caring for your lazy ass, and raising your kids.



What?  I dont know where any of this came from.  I am not lazy.  I take care of myself, and it would nice to be in a relationship with someone who did the same.  Thats all I'm asking.  Furthermore, I do not intend on having kids.  I know very few men that do.  Women have maternal instincts; they want kids.  Many mothers also have massive inferiority complexes and feel they must work even though theyve already had kids.  I have a mother that did this, and it was in no way expected of her.  She did it to herself.  I'm not saying thats the way it is all the time, I'm just saying that the situation you described was by no means an accurate generalization. 

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Sure, blame the victim. Women lie because of men, men lie because of women. Whatever. How about dealing with every one you meet as a person, and individual with their own rights, thoughts, vices, and baggage, instead of playing boys against the girls.



I would love to do just that.  Problem is, those are lofty ideals that dont pan out in reality.  I'm not pandering to you right now.  I'm not trying to get you in the sack.  I'm being totally honest about my feelings (which most of the men on here dont have the balls to do in front of a woman).  How much do you like me?  You've already written me off as an asshole.

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Maybe that is because you are a jerk



do you know me?  have you ever smoked a bowl with me?  You've judged me so quickly just for voicing a little frustration which is totally normal.  You're reaction has proved my original  point completely.  thank you.

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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: DoctorJ]
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"99% of the women I've encountered couldnt handle an honest relationship without freaking out or being irrational."

This is not exclusive to women. Sure, you might say you've never seen a man act this way, but that's you've never dated any men. Plus, people tend to ignore their own imperfections and exagerrate those of others.

There's a guy from my high school, for instance, who is now permenantly brain damaged because some other guy saw him talking to his girlfriend. He had his head repeatedly stomped on... this wasn't even right after, the guy tracked him down the next day. Men have jealous freakouts all the time. Sometimes they'll break off relationships out of fear, and they'll often cheat.

Women and men cheat at pretty much the same rate. It's not that women are a bunch of fucked up insecure liars, it's that PEOPLE are a bunch of fucked up insecure liars.


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: Phluck]
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Women and men cheat at pretty much the same rate. It's not that women are a bunch of fucked up insecure liars, it's that PEOPLE are a bunch of fucked up insecure liars.


very true. But I have never cheated or engaged in violence or stupid drama over a woman, and I expect a partner of equal fortitude.

Problem is, most of my equals wouldnt have me, because most women want to be romanticly involved with a person who is better than them. Marriage has existed as a means of social climbing for quite some time and it is difficult to change that institution. Of course, that is just a personal observation, and it might have low relevance in general.

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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: DoctorJ]
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My .02... (Might be worth less)

Girls who have small clitorises can have the same orgasms as girls who have larger clitorises.


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: Frog]
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ahhh... back on track. lets keep this thread moving. it seems like people like it enought to keep it going.


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: TODAY]
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I like it, how about some pics from are lady friends out there showing us hows its done? Just a thought.



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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: THEBOSS]
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^^ BUEN IDEA


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: TODAY]
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im inclined to agree with the boss


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: Yarry]
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yes I think some of our lady friends could use some instruction, try OTD!  :eek: :eek: :blush:


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: simplemachine]
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i haven't seen OTD up lately is it gone?


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: TODAY]
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it's under the pub, right where we left it.


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: simplemachine]
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well, it doesn't show up then or something when i bring up the site on my computer and that doesn't make sense.


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: TODAY]
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First time i masturbated i was just cleaning it and it went off. yup thats it


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: Yarry]
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Press me

For Yarry


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: THEBOSS]
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dammit! i cant check it out cuz my soundcards busted.. what is it?


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: Yarry]
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LOL, " I wasnt playing with my self in the bath tub i was just cleaning it and it went off" Kids in the Hall


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: gobecky]
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read your post.. each reply made me think about my own relations..

it's getting rather pitiful I suppose ( it doesn't bother me anymore ), but I haven't been on a date. I sort of asked once or twice, but never any luck. If a girl were to ask me out, i would RESPECT her a hell of a lot for being able to break through my fairly antisocial shell..

for the record, I try not to lie and generally don't hide my emotions ( sometimes it's inevitable.. ), and it hasn't gotten me into any relationship. I do talk, but people rarely want to listen. I must either carry and awful aura about me, or maybe I'm ugly. but that one doesn't make too much sense because "ugly people" get significant others just the same.

oh well. i'm alive, i'm human, i have an awareness of reality ( usually ), i try to do new things.. Am i product of the male-driven society? Maybe. They say theres an exception to every rule, but would the exception exist without the rule?

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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: ]
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^^i feel the same way you do in a lot of ways, truly. it kinda sucks but the way you put it about OH WELL, I'M ALIVE, I'M HUMAN kinda takes some of the negative away and that is good.

anyways, let the masturbation talk flow again. wow, i created a nice little thread didn't i.


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: TODAY]
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it's really very very hard to keep that mindset don't you know..

back to the topic.. i dont really know if girls masturbate from experience... i do remember having a very christian female friend who said "girls dont masturbate!!!!" somehow I think she did...

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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: ]
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i masturbate because i enjoy it. it also helps me get to sleep at night.

when its that fun time of the month, i've masturbated with my boyfriend right next to me after i pleased him. i learned what i like and dont like by masturbating and its improved my sex life overall.

i suppose i understand why some conservative people get weird about it, but i'm pretty comfortable with myself sexually.


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: Psilygirl]
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A guy in my work knows he could fuck this girl
but he's frightend to incase she compares him
to her 10 inch black mamba vibrator.


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: TODAY]
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i dont belive girls masterbate before i see it with my own eyes

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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: TODAY]
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I do.


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: alakona]
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post a pic, so we can make sure you aren't lying


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: TODAY]
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purley scientific reasons only. I swear.



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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: THEBOSS]
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I remember the first time I masterbated.  From then on it became my new bedtime hobby.  :grin:

I am 18 now, and I encorporate eroticism into my life and communication whenever I get the chance, it not only physically healthy, but mentally healthy and keeps a smile on my face, and can make for a great laugh.

So have a fucking good time everyone and whenever there be a Shroomery orgy, I shall be there with nothing on!  :thumbup:

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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: DoctorJ]
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"Problem is, most of my equals wouldnt have me, because most women want to be romanticly involved with a person who is better than them."

Well, we all like to think we're a little more equal than we are.  :smirk:


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: cybrbeast]
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cybrbeast said:
mistressbate?
Those teeth look nasy, you should have them checked out  :lol:



master:mistress :: masterbation:mistressbation...

...and i hate it when the gynecologist tells me to go to the dentist..or vice-versa...


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: Phluck]
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Well, we all like to think we're a little more equal than we are.


"All animals are created equal. Some animals are more equal than others."

haha

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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: Frog]
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Frog said:
My .02...  (Might be worth less)

Girls who have small clitorises can have the same orgasms as girls who have larger clitorises.


On that topic, a female friend of mine told me that since she has ADD, she has a really hard time coming.  She has a with a guy a couple of times, but is generally a DIY type.  Apparently she's easily distracted when things are coming to a head.  Even though it apparently takes a good deal of effort, she still does come at least once a day. :thumbup:  Anybody out there hear anything about ADD and orgasms?

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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: justsmurfy]
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saving this thread from extinction.


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afoaf said:
Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.

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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: Jim]
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GratefulJim said:
saving this thread from extinction.


good idea. this girl i mess around with from time to time told me that she doesn't...i don't know how anybody couldn't, its the perfect drug and its FREE!


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: TODAY]
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TODAY said:
This is not meant to be an offensive post or anything. i'm just curious, we all know that ALL guys masturbate but do girls do it too...what percentage of them do (if anybody knows)?


i've met some who say they don't. but i think they lie. doesn't everyone do it...?

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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: Amethyst_Acid]
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yes. they are lying to you.


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afoaf said:
Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.

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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: Jim]
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I try to keep off masturbation, it sucks too much energy from me, but when i don't have a girlfirend its a must every now and then to keep the fluids from getn stagnent.

Timothy Leary developed prostate cancer because his fluids got stagnent. :frown:


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: Sterile]
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Your body doesn't store semen... Your body constantly creates new sperm to replace old sperm, and it becomes semen after it exits the testicles and mixes with the other fluids on its way out. What you ejaculate is like a cocktail of different fluids + sperm, your body doesnt create the entire mixture and store it for long periods of time.


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: Anjaba]
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I masterbate pretty offen. The orgasium I get from masterbating is very different from the one I get from sex.. Not better just very different. Masterbation is fun
Kristi


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: KristiMidocean]
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(I can't be arsed to read this whole thread, but..)

girls don't masturbate, but they poop.

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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: ricochet]
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Ill even have great sex and then come home and masterbate.... but then again I really love cumming! lol


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: KristiMidocean]
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but then again I really love cumming!

Dirty Girl! :penis:

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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: RandalFlagg]
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hehe sometimes


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: KristiMidocean]
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only in texas..


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: The_Green_Glow]
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wild ass hoes


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: The_Green_Glow]
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hey now! thats not nice.. just becase you masterbate does not make you a hoe


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: The_Green_Glow]
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im just kidding....seriously :tongue:


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: KristiMidocean]
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KristiMidocean said:
hey now! thats not nice.. just becase you masterbate does not make you a hoe


That would be like calling a guy that masturbates a lot a pimp...

Flick that bean!  :thumbup:


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: delta9]
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Ha ha! Everybody masturbates. Kids do it when they're little, psychological fact.

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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: TODAY]
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all the time! they can do it front of me, I love it!..some women just love to do the double dildo thing..one in there ares and one in thier cunt..wheeheee  :nut:

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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: Skunk420]
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I do... I own a plethora of toys! I think every woman does (ok maybe not the toys) but if they tell you they don't masturbate they're probably lying.


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: i_rage_against]
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i do to i use to be a passion party consultant i have tone of toys the kit was only $500 to get started well other it now that i dont do partys i canuse the toys for myself its awesome


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: KristiMidocean]
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mmmm, well i have add....but well....it doesn't stop me any.


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: i_rage_against]
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oh use them, I think toys are good...I have used them myself...well just use your imagination...they have to vibrate though...oh I am getting horny just thinking about getting off..I just need it bad, who doesn't??... :yesnod: :stonedjerk:

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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: CureKat]
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CureKat said:
Ha ha! Everybody masturbates. Kids do it when they're little, psychological fact.


Actually we start masterbating before we are born, while we are still in the womb.


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: Roadkill]
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yes, they do.

and any idiot would know that if they've ever had a semi-serious girlfriend.


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: Phoshaman]
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Wow your really innocent... i used to fool around with my friend when we were kids, from like 5 years old trying to figure that part for your body out, you ask question like: so where do you think they put it... and why do you get that tinglely feeling when you see a certain person. I gave my self my first orgasm when I was 16... it took me that long to understand how the thing worked properly... I don't know if all girls masturbate... they should it's really relaxing thing to do... :shocked: :grin: :smirk: :grin: :smirk: :grin: :shocked: :blush:


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: DoctorJ]
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DoctorJ said:
Lightningfractal said:
Yeah, that's 'cause they got the proverbial "drop" on us.

If all men stopped drooling on them every time they walked by and made them all feel sort of unwanted, the polarity would reverse and the tables would turn in our favor.

Women everywhere would be be falling all over us, now that would be nice.



I'm seriously considering having that printed on some leaflets and using a blimp to drop thousands of them on football games.

Its the men that are so stupid and uncouthe that they would give their ringfinger to sleep with a girl like Britney Spears (who is far from unique- there are millions of women that look exactly like her, or any other broad for that matter) that fuck it up for the rest of us. settin bad precedents

Too many no-balls havin, pussywhipped guys that cant stand up for themselves or face the prospect of being alone for 5 minutes.

As for me, I practice what I preach. The second a girl gets needy or bitchy, I'm outta there. And tears do not work on me. I have college education in Psychology and I know about all the games women play and I simply refuse to participate. If that means I only get laid once every few months instead of every saturday night, then so be it. At least the reltionships I have are honest.

Women would respect men a lot more if we werent so dependant and predictable. It takes 2 to play games in a relationship, and I aint playin. But a lot of women expect games, unfortunately, because they have been messed with by other men. And those other men probably learned the games from other women. Its a viscious fuckin cycle that that we all must take responsibility for as individuals.

just my .02


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: HuckleBones]
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I hate to let you guys down but there are some women who do not masturbate. It isn't necessarily a lie. I didn't up until a year ago and I'm 28.

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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: Anonymous]
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DONOTDELETE said:
I'm a guy and I don't masturbate. I don't have any sex drive at all anymore.


Oh no, not you again. :laugh:


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: TODAY]
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one of my ex girls used to do it with me before we met in real life after meeting on the internet...fuck I wish I had more cash I need to get laid, getting laid always requires cash almost..yes I can jack off but I miss forepay and kissing etc...and hot pussy..oh and she was 19 at the time..

Edited by skunk78395 (09/02/05 05:58 PM)

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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: mntlfngrs]
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oh jeez, this is fuckin hilarious, i actually think i shouldn't reply to this, because it's been said, but who the hell doesn't? i mean.... that's gotta be a lie

i can't prove it, but dude.... you know.

and that chick that said she didn't like 19 times, then said she was fucking some guy, was probably fingering herself reading the damn post. LOL....

anyway.... ahh. fuck, what a post.

(is it just me, or do tons of girls on here see guys reading this shit and starting admitting that shit all over the place? weird)


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: TODAY]
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I masturbate daily.... at least :wink:  - that may be because I'm a little under-sexed atm :frown:, though I know I'd masturbate regardless...

I don't reach orgasm through intercourse which is the same for a lot of women , so knowing exactly what gets me off is pretty important.  I fantasise while masturbating and depending how into the fantasy I am, will determine just how far I'll get before I get that feeling like my body is going to explode :grin::grin::grin:

Some women are all about toys, but for me personally, no toy will ever come close to knowing my body like my magic fingers :wink:... I'm also all for masturbating with your partner or masturbating during sex... I want to be able to reach orgasm when he does too :wink:

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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: Curlylocks]
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Video'sm or it didn't happen!:evil:

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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: TODAY]
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I think I already posted in this massive thread, but yes, I masturbate. I started when I was in 4th grade, and would simply do it everywhere, including church where I got caught. My parents caught me once too.

I masturbated a lot more when I was younger. These days it's just like a bored reflex. I don't have sex so sometimes I get really horny and need to take some time alone.

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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: MOTH]
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In church? That's hot.

http://www.divine-interventions.com/

I started in kindergarten. Another girl in my class taught me how.

Why don't you have sex, don't you have a husband?


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: MOTH]
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MOTH,

you just get awesomer and awesomer every time you talk about your life

Edited by sirbojangles (03/30/08 09:45 AM)

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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: Baby_Hitler]
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Baby_Hitler said:
Why don't you have sex, don't you have a husband?


Yes, I'm legally married, but we're not in a romantic relationship anymore.

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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: MOTH]
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Because I'm legally married though, does that make me "off limits" sexually to a lot of people? Or do most people (guys and girls) not care about that type of stuff?

Sometimes I want to get fucked.

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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: MOTH]
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To me it depends on whether the other person knows or cares that they're screwing around. I hate doing shit like that behind someone's back, but at the same time, there's no way I'm going to let them watch either.

Unless of course it's a lesbian couple.  :naughty:


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: Baby_Hitler]
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Yeah, my husband and I are both avid on dating other people. I'm not sure I want a relationship per say since I just got out of a long one, but I DO want to play around and have a good time. Preferably with a girly! (I'm gayish)

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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: MOTH]
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There's a girl I go to school with who's married and has a kid, but she keeps telling me how much she hates her husband. I'm not sure if she's hinting at something, or just looking for sympathy. It's a sketchy situation. We keep winding up on the same team for projects, and it's her that seems to be facilitating this.

Also, her husband seems to be the jealous controlling type. Not an open relationship at all it would seem.


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: DoctorJ]
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DoctorJ said:
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I think men would respect women a lot more if they told the truth more and weren't as manipulative


I somehow doubt that.  Women don't reward honesty with tender kisses.  99% of the women I've encountered couldnt handle an honest relationship without freaking out or being irrational.  Let me give you an example:

A couple months ago, I was on a date with a girl I met in class.  Its important for me to know that a date cares about me and isnt just there for the free dinner, so I asked her a question:

"Did you like me before I asked you out?"

Now I've asked that question to a lot of girls, and this one had a pretty good answer.  She told me she was hoping I would asked her out, she thought I was sexy and agreed with what I said when I spoke in class.  A+ answer.  Then I asked her the follow up question:

"If you liked me then, why didnt you ask me out?"

Her response:

"Thats a man's job." 

I've gotten this same response to this question many times before, and it always infuriates me.  In the past, I have responded with:

"Well, isnt that a bit like saying that cooking, cleaning, and raising children is a woman's job?"

And in the past, I always got a bitch response, complete with an exasperated sigh and a roll of the eyes.  Didn't get any either. 

Now, if I had been honest with this chick I would have told her how much her answer to my question offended me.  I would have asked her how she would like it if the same preconcieved standards were applied to her.  But I wasnt in the mood to go home alone that night, so I kept my mouth shut about it and changed the subject.  Got laid that night, too :smile:

women encourage dishonesty in relationships by not wanting to deal with the truth.  They want a man that is all sunshine and rainbows, even though he does not exist.  They force us to lie.  Honesty is the same thing as celibacy

I've been being honest with chicks for the past couple months and I havent got any.  Soon, I will resort to lying and playing games again, because its the only thing that has ever worked for me.


Wow. This is a really old post but christ doctor J you nailed it on the fucking head.
At least that sums up most of my experience with women. Except I've only dated a few chicks and then had one reeeeally long relationship with a woman that supposedly loved me to the ends of the Earth and for eternity. Except when I was completely honest, then she stopped loving me, after 8 years.

It was probably never meant to be anyway, since we started dating when we were young and the relationship started with a string of lies (from her end). I was 17, and she said she was 19 (and she looked it and was really mature.. so I believed.).. I later found out (three months after we had been dating..) that she was actually 15. Which wasn't a ~huge~ deal, the age difference.. but the fact that she lied about it so easily and I believed it and had to find out on my own really threw me off. But she apologized and I'm not one to hold a grudge especially against a hot chick that likes to give me massages and sexy time, so forgot about it and we continued our relationship.

She said she only wanted honesty but I quickly found out that was not the case. Whenever I was completely honest about my feelings I became the bad guy, and an asshole. She only wanted honesty when it benefited her. She expected me to talk to and treat her like a queen all the time. She said she was a goddess. Of course you should treat the person you love with the utmost respect and compassion.. but relationships have their ups and downs and not being honest about your feelings for fear of retaliation sucks, and is not conducive to a healthy and complete relationship.

I was not the perfect boyfriend by any stretch of the imagination.. at the time I suffered from some pretty severe depression and was struggling with my own trust issues from childhood (and her lying to me).. and I'm sure that effected our relationship. But I did my best and treated her as good as I knew how.. but that relationship was one hell of a rollercoaster. When it was good.. it was REALLY good.. but when it was bad.. shit was falling from the sky in the pits of hell.

But I became conditioned to it all, and I learned that lying was what she really wanted. She wanted honesty only when it was me saying "You are the most beautiful person on Earth and also so very smart and wise".. but not when it was me saying I had a problem with something she was doing or how the way she was acting was bothering me.. that was always a 'fatal insult' and strictly forbidden. Even though she was free to criticize me all the time (and did quite liberally), and I always took what she said to heart.. but it did not work both ways. When I was honest all the time, I did not get any. But when I lied and masked my true feelings, I got it all the time. So you can guess which path I took in that relationship.

Well I could probably write 10 pages on this but I'll finish. Basically I just had enough of the mind games and manipulation, and just started being honest.. all the time.. good and bad. This was not good for our relationship. She would become extremely volatile and irrational.. the temper on this woman.. good god. And I am pretty damn stubborn myself...I am not one to submit my will and become whipped.. so it ended catastrophically.

Unfortunately, it seems to me that a lot of woman have been conditioned to think a certain way. (I'm not saying this isn't true for men too.. I'm just saying from my perspective..) They want these fairy tale relationships 24/7, but that's just not reality. If you say you're a goddess and expect to be treated like one and showered with praise and affection all the time, that's fine.. if you act like a goddess all the time. But don't expect me to treat you like a goddess when you act like a royal cunt, I'm gonna say how that makes me feel, goddamnit. But I was blinded by the regular sex. Now I am liberated. I don't have sex three times a day anymore, but fuck it.. I don't play mind games with myself either.. my hand doesn't expect me to worship it... and it's almost as good.. also a LOT less expensive then a girlfriend. So there's pros and cons.
Sex is good but it's not worth compromising your values and degrading yourself for it.


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: Shroomism]
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Been exactly there, but luckily for me it all took place over a period of 1 year.

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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: PinballWizard]
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It seems that's a lot of people's experience.. my best friend had an eerily similar long term relationship.. with a completely different chick. I'd like to think he's not a complete asshole either, he's actually a really nice guy. I don't think I am..... but apparently I am.


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: MOTH]
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MOTH said:
Yeah, my husband and I are both avid on dating other people. I'm not sure I want a relationship per say since I just got out of a long one, but I DO want to play around and have a good time. Preferably with a girly! (I'm gayish)


If you do end up messing around with a girl, take pictures. Then, buy a spatula. Leave both the pictures and the spatula on your husbands pillow.


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By making his world a little colder.

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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: circularvortex]
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not all of them. definitely.

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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: circularvortex]
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circularvortex said:
If you do end up messing around with a girl, take pictures. Then, buy a spatula. Leave both the pictures and the spatula on your husbands pillow.




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