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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: RunDMT]
#2244394 - 01/15/04 03:11 PM (20 years, 17 days ago) |
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RunDMT said: Girls masturbate, but they do not poop.
Never.
lmao, NEVER NEVER NEVER.
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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: MazzyStar]
#2244400 - 01/15/04 03:12 PM (20 years, 17 days ago) |
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MazzyStar said: i just said i'm not open to talking about it with strangers, i am open about things with my boyfriend
internet strangers are different than face to face strangers, or even strangers that know your face. TALK, it's not hard on a message board.
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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: neuro]
#2244408 - 01/15/04 03:15 PM (20 years, 17 days ago) |
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My girlfriend is a sex fiend, she can't get enough. She masturbates more than I do.
same. she tells me she started when she was about 9 or 10.
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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: TODAY]
#2244428 - 01/15/04 03:25 PM (20 years, 17 days ago) |
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TODAY said:
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RunDMT said: Girls masturbate, but they do not poop.
Never.
lmao, NEVER NEVER NEVER.
Girls also don't fart, they pass wind, and they don't sweat, they glisten.
Girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. Boys are made of snips and snails and puppy dog tails.
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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: TODAY]
#2244462 - 01/15/04 03:45 PM (20 years, 17 days ago) |
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The idea first crossed my mind to do it when I was like 12 or 13 but I was to ashamed to try. Like I mentioned before, there's the whole enculturated shame factor surrrounding female sexuality and I was a victim of it. When I actually started doing it (around 16)I still felt dirty about it for awhile, but I knew intellectually that I shouldn't feel that way so I kept trying to get over the lame ass hangups. Since I didn't know what I was doing for awhile it wasn't all that much fun, but it didn't take long to figure things out Now that enculturated shame and sense of "grossness" is long gone and I enjoy my time with alone with my self
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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: NiamhNyx]
#2244607 - 01/15/04 04:40 PM (20 years, 17 days ago) |
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^^excellent, more girls should really get over that encultured shame. its too bad that it exists.
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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: TODAY]
#2244671 - 01/15/04 05:05 PM (20 years, 17 days ago) |
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My point exactly. Thank you.
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gobecky
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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: DoctorJ]
#2244697 - 01/15/04 05:16 PM (20 years, 17 days ago) |
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I somehow doubt that. Women don't reward honesty with tender kisses. 99% of the women I've encountered couldn’t handle an honest relationship without freaking out or being irrational.
Dude you are hanging out in the wrong places, get over yourself.
Let me give you an example:
A couple months ago, I was on a date with a girl I met in class. Its important for me to know that a date cares about me and isnt just there for the free dinner, so I asked her a question:
"Did you like me before I asked you out?"
Now I've asked that question to a lot of girls, and this one had a pretty good answer. She told me she was hoping I would asked her out, she thought I was sexy and agreed with what I said when I spoke in class. A+ answer. Then I asked her the follow up question:
"If you liked me then, why didnt you ask me out?"
Her response:
"Thats a man's job."
That's because women who ask men out are looked down upon. You would (even though you are going to say "no I wouldn't") look down upon a woman who asked you out. Every man I have known eventually admits to this. They only want a woman to ask them out because they are lazy.
I've gotten this same response to this question many times before, and it always infuriates me. In the past, I have responded with:
"Well, isnt that a bit like saying that cooking, cleaning, and raising children is a woman's job?"
Yes it is, and on top of that women are now expected to work outside the home to earn a paycheck, and then come home to their second, unpaid, not appreciated job of caring for your lazy ass, and raising your kids.
And in the past, I always got a bitch response, complete with an exasperated sigh and a roll of the eyes. Didn't get any either.
Now, if I had been honest with this chick I would have told her how much her answer to my question offended me. I would have asked her how she would like it if the same preconcieved standards were applied to her. But I wasnt in the mood to go home alone that night, so I kept my mouth shut about it and changed the subject. Got laid that night, too
You are applying those standards to her by playing your childish, stupid game, and in a way that she is probably not smart enough to realize. Demonstrated by her going home with you. Poor girl.
women encourage dishonesty in relationships by not wanting to deal with the truth. They want a man that is all sunshine and rainbows, even though he does not exist. They force us to lie. Honesty is the same thing as celibacy
Sure, blame the victim. Women lie because of men, men lie because of women. Whatever. How about dealing with every one you meet as a person, and individual with their own rights, thoughts, vices, and baggage, instead of playing boys against the girls.
I've been being honest with chicks for the past couple months and I havent got any. Soon, I will resort to lying and playing games again, because its the only thing that has ever worked for me.
Maybe that is because you are a jerk, not because you told the "truth".
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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: gobecky]
#2245037 - 01/15/04 09:09 PM (20 years, 17 days ago) |
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"That's because women who ask men out are looked down upon. You would (even though you are going to say "no I wouldn't") look down upon a woman who asked you out. Every man I have known eventually admits to this. They only want a woman to ask them out because they are lazy."
This is no more true than DoctorJ's assertion that all women are psychopaths. Maybe there are some backwards old fashioned men who would look down upon a woman asking them out, but many wouldn't. It's not because men are lazy, it's because they are awkward and frightened, which is the real reason women won't ask out men as well.
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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: gobecky]
#2245046 - 01/15/04 09:12 PM (20 years, 17 days ago) |
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You are from san francisco. I'm from Dallas. Things are a bit different here. Dont judge me when you havent grown up in the materialistic, super-conservative, superficial culture I and those around me were unfortunate enough to be born into. I'm sure your little hippie ideals work great out there on the east coast, but there are different people controlling the institutions here, and it effects everything. I'm not saying that I want it to be this way. I simply acknowledge that thats the way things are. I have adapted myself to these circumstances because I do not want to be alone, and I still havent given up the insane hope that there maybe someone here on my level (not that I'm saying anyone else is on a higher or lower level than me, we're just all different ) I hope to move to a place where the general population is more in tune with the way I'm livin. But right now, for purposes of finance and education, right here is where I have to be. You have no idea the shit I have to put up with. Wanna come move to the City of Hate and try to get along with these Paris Hilton bitches? Plano is like a republican Beverly Hills. You remember Plano from the all the stupid rich kids that died takin heroin out there a while back, right? Some of your responses to my post were highly amusing. You've pinned a lot of preconcieved notions on me which have no basis in reality, so I feel I must defend myself. If you continue to assume things about people on this board that are not true, you will be corrected in this manner quite a bit.
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Dude you are hanging out in the wrong places, get over yourself.
Well, I already explained how i think the general socio-cultural climate of where I live fucks a lot of shit up, but I should also mentioned that I have met women in all kinds of places. I have dated women from all walks of life. In voicing my frustrations, I have incurred many a response from people that maybe my judgement was shitty, so thats why I went on lots of blind dates arranged through friends and relatives. No luck I see lots of negative qualities that most women have in common (at least in the context of the society in which I live).
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That's because women who ask men out are looked down upon. You would (even though you are going to say "no I wouldn't") look down upon a woman who asked you out. Every man I have known eventually admits to this. They only want a woman to ask them out because they are lazy.
I might look down on a chick for asking me out, but not strictly because she asked me out. It would have to be in combination with some other quality, like sluttiness, superficiality, or if I just found her unattracive. If a girl I really liked asked me out before I got the chance to, it would earn her a lot of points with me No, I'm not lazy, I just like to know that someone cares about me, the same way you probably do. I also thing that the archetypical "man as the pursuer" thing is obsolete now that women are finally beginning to become social equals. Women go on and on about how important romance is to them. Well, its important to men too. Quote:
Yes it is, and on top of that women are now expected to work outside the home to earn a paycheck, and then come home to their second, unpaid, not appreciated job of caring for your lazy ass, and raising your kids.
What? I dont know where any of this came from. I am not lazy. I take care of myself, and it would nice to be in a relationship with someone who did the same. Thats all I'm asking. Furthermore, I do not intend on having kids. I know very few men that do. Women have maternal instincts; they want kids. Many mothers also have massive inferiority complexes and feel they must work even though theyve already had kids. I have a mother that did this, and it was in no way expected of her. She did it to herself. I'm not saying thats the way it is all the time, I'm just saying that the situation you described was by no means an accurate generalization.
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Sure, blame the victim. Women lie because of men, men lie because of women. Whatever. How about dealing with every one you meet as a person, and individual with their own rights, thoughts, vices, and baggage, instead of playing boys against the girls.
I would love to do just that. Problem is, those are lofty ideals that dont pan out in reality. I'm not pandering to you right now. I'm not trying to get you in the sack. I'm being totally honest about my feelings (which most of the men on here dont have the balls to do in front of a woman). How much do you like me? You've already written me off as an asshole.
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Maybe that is because you are a jerk
do you know me? have you ever smoked a bowl with me? You've judged me so quickly just for voicing a little frustration which is totally normal. You're reaction has proved my original point completely. thank you.
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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: DoctorJ]
#2245059 - 01/15/04 09:18 PM (20 years, 17 days ago) |
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"99% of the women I've encountered couldnt handle an honest relationship without freaking out or being irrational."
This is not exclusive to women. Sure, you might say you've never seen a man act this way, but that's you've never dated any men. Plus, people tend to ignore their own imperfections and exagerrate those of others.
There's a guy from my high school, for instance, who is now permenantly brain damaged because some other guy saw him talking to his girlfriend. He had his head repeatedly stomped on... this wasn't even right after, the guy tracked him down the next day. Men have jealous freakouts all the time. Sometimes they'll break off relationships out of fear, and they'll often cheat.
Women and men cheat at pretty much the same rate. It's not that women are a bunch of fucked up insecure liars, it's that PEOPLE are a bunch of fucked up insecure liars.
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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: Phluck]
#2245072 - 01/15/04 09:24 PM (20 years, 17 days ago) |
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Women and men cheat at pretty much the same rate. It's not that women are a bunch of fucked up insecure liars, it's that PEOPLE are a bunch of fucked up insecure liars.
very true. But I have never cheated or engaged in violence or stupid drama over a woman, and I expect a partner of equal fortitude.
Problem is, most of my equals wouldnt have me, because most women want to be romanticly involved with a person who is better than them. Marriage has existed as a means of social climbing for quite some time and it is difficult to change that institution. Of course, that is just a personal observation, and it might have low relevance in general.
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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: DoctorJ]
#2245471 - 01/16/04 02:50 AM (20 years, 17 days ago) |
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My .02... (Might be worth less)
Girls who have small clitorises can have the same orgasms as girls who have larger clitorises.
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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: Frog]
#2245521 - 01/16/04 03:45 AM (20 years, 16 days ago) |
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ahhh... back on track. lets keep this thread moving. it seems like people like it enought to keep it going.
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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: TODAY]
#2246145 - 01/16/04 01:00 PM (20 years, 16 days ago) |
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I like it, how about some pics from are lady friends out there showing us hows its done? Just a thought.
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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: THEBOSS]
#2246196 - 01/16/04 01:25 PM (20 years, 16 days ago) |
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^^ BUEN IDEA
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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: TODAY]
#2246210 - 01/16/04 01:35 PM (20 years, 16 days ago) |
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im inclined to agree with the boss
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simplemachine
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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: Yarry]
#2246541 - 01/16/04 03:35 PM (20 years, 16 days ago) |
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yes I think some of our lady friends could use some instruction, try OTD!
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i haven't seen OTD up lately is it gone?
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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: TODAY]
#2246553 - 01/16/04 03:38 PM (20 years, 16 days ago) |
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it's under the pub, right where we left it.
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