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    #4348590 - 06/29/05 12:17 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

What's up everyone. Let's talk everything sex. What are your hints, tips, secrets? What turns you on/off? The secret to lasting longer in the sac?


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Re: sex tips [Re: SixCee]
    #4348601 - 06/29/05 12:19 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

In my personal oppinion I like to take it nice a slow, to actually "feel it", and it makes me last longer, and it makes my orgasms more intense.


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Re: sex tips [Re: SixCee]
    #4348624 - 06/29/05 12:23 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I have a weird fetish that I've told people before on here...I get aroused by hearing/seeing/reading about people sneezing...OKAY it's not like I hear a sneeze and get all tingly, I'm very picky when it comes to this sort of thing. I have standards, for petes sake. But when the right person does it in just the right way....OH MY GOD I can't control myself.


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Re: sex tips [Re: MOTH]
    #4348628 - 06/29/05 12:24 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

My sneezes cause anyone in a 10 foot radius to have an instant orgasm.


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Re: sex tips [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4348636 - 06/29/05 12:26 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

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My sneezes cause anyone in a 10 foot radius to have an instant orgasm.




:loveeyes:

Mm...sounds HOTTTT!!


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Re: sex tips [Re: MOTH]
    #4348644 - 06/29/05 12:27 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

It can be inconvenient at times.


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Re: sex tips [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4348648 - 06/29/05 12:27 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

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My sneezes cause anyone in a 10 foot radius to have an instant orgasm.




We should all do a cudle puddle around HT and throw peper at him!!


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Re: sex tips [Re: Stonerguy]
    #4348652 - 06/29/05 12:29 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

That'd get messy, I sneeze for hours at a time. Just one is enough to cripple you.


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Re: sex tips [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4348670 - 06/29/05 12:32 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

You have to know...there is an entire community of people out there who get aroused by sneezing. And your posting about your excessive sneezing is making me hot, no joke.

I can't even help it...which sucks. It really blows when someone I hate sneezes and it's a good sneeze, because then I have those conflicting feelings of arousal and loathing and they don't quite cancel one another out.


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Re: sex tips [Re: MOTH]
    #4348684 - 06/29/05 12:36 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Haha I have read that before and haven't forgotten.

If I take a relatively small dose (20-40mg) of Adderall before sex I can go forever. However I can't take adderall every day.


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Re: sex tips [Re: MOTH]
    #4348695 - 06/29/05 12:38 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

OKAY, we need to start this one over again in a new topic and change this to the sneezing fetish thread!

Also I think people should really specify what gender they are

I'm a male and like to try to jerk one out real quick like 30 minutes or an hour beforehand. That way he will want to be up and at-em when she's gettin fresh but i can pound till she passes out without makin a big mess. I like her to say she's sorry for the mess :woops:


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Re: sex tips [Re: lardnar]
    #4348701 - 06/29/05 12:40 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Good suggestion. That works well but timing is everything I've found.


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Re: sex tips [Re: SixCee]
    #4348704 - 06/29/05 12:40 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

To last... don't squeeze your asshole.

Really.


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Re: sex tips [Re: SixCee]
    #4348710 - 06/29/05 12:42 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

The other day I've shaved my area. My lady really seems to dig it. I like it too, especially during this hot climate.


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Re: sex tips [Re: SixCee]
    #4348720 - 06/29/05 12:45 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

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The other day I've shaved my area. My lady really seems to dig it. I like it too, especially during this hot climate.




Did you shave it or jsut trim it up. When I shaved mine it wouldn't stop itching....


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Re: sex tips [Re: Rose]
    #4348725 - 06/29/05 12:45 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

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To last... don't squeeze your asshole.

Really.




more specifically don't flex your pelvic floor muscles. but this is misleading, because squeezing them (if strong enough) right before orgasm can prevent you from ejaculating. This is great for 3 reasons: one you don't have to make everything messy, either in or on her; two your body doesn't think your dick should go limp, and three your orgasms get better and BETTER every time you have one without cuming in succession. To me I don't get that off unless I do this. I mean I can orgasm yeah fine but it doesn't feel amazing unless you do that a couple times, otherwise the whole thing is to stay in shape and make your girl happy


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Re: sex tips [Re: Stonerguy]
    #4348728 - 06/29/05 12:46 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I shaved down the bulk of my jungle yesterday. Today it hurt a lil bit and was slightly irritated. I finished completely shaving it today. No itching... yet.


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Re: sex tips [Re: Stonerguy]
    #4348729 - 06/29/05 12:46 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

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SixCee said:
The other day I've shaved my area. My lady really seems to dig it. I like it too, especially during this hot climate.




Did you shave it or jsut trim it up. When I shaved mine it wouldn't stop itching....




Trimming usually itches the first couple times just like shaving. Once you start shaving weekly you won't itch. I find if i miss a week tho I have my hands in my pockets

Also hit it with cold water afterwards to close the pores, then use a mild aftershave


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Re: sex tips [Re: lardnar]
    #4348734 - 06/29/05 12:48 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

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lardnar said:
Quote:

Cervantes said:
To last... don't squeeze your asshole.

Really.




more specifically don't flex your pelvic floor muscles. but this is misleading, because squeezing them (if strong enough) right before orgasm can prevent you from ejaculating. This is great for 3 reasons: one you don't have to make everything messy, either in or on her; two your body doesn't think your dick should go limp, and three your orgasms get better and BETTER every time you have one without cuming in succession. To me I don't get that off unless I do this. I mean I can orgasm yeah fine but it doesn't feel amazing unless you do that a couple times, otherwise the whole thing is to stay in shape and make your girl happy




So approximately how frequently must this be done? Sounds good though I must try it.


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Re: sex tips [Re: lardnar]
    #4348737 - 06/29/05 12:48 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

sounds like far more trouble than it's worth


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