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THE KRAT BARON
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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: dr_gonz]
#7740250 - 12/10/07 12:06 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Tangerines




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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
#7740659 - 12/10/07 01:28 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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i just blew a load on my keyboard. that sucks now every time i punch a key it is crunchy like rice crispies snap crackle pop.
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Compass
Ancient Light

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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: Tangerines]
#7741231 - 12/10/07 03:36 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Well, I had a strange dream. I will recollect it best I can.
I'm some sort of bike shop, somewhat narrow but illuminated by blinding sunlight streaming in from the entrance, large as an entire wall. It's one of those sparse, modern shops with a cement floor and stylish modern design, a white counter with a clerk, bike parts hanging from the ceiling, and a long hallway leading somewhere in back, with light at the end.
A man carries his bike in and talks to the man at the counter. An old acquaintance comes up to me and asks me if I really want to come to the meeting and if I'm alright with what they do. I tell them that I do not judge and I have seen enough that nothing can phase me, and I am curious and still want to come.
I'm still marveling at the building's interior and all the instruments hanging on the ceiling and some on one of the walls. The room in back has translucent tannish blinds pulled down that let in just enough light, like a studio in LA. A skinny youth with black a head full of straight, coarse black hair comes on bike. I see another person I recognize from a while back. The two familiar ones are heavyset. They are uncomfortable that I am there and they are awkward as they get undressed, the one keeps eying me in disbelief. From the room is another hallway leading further back and a doorway leading to a small, dimly lit room. The only thing in the room is a large, flat screen television with those tall "modern" speakers and a "fashionable" couch that looks like it was designed by someone who detested round corners and soft, fluffy furniture. The black-haired boy comes naked out of the closet to join the chubby, naked guys on the couch.
They are watching scat porn and I get caught up in the movie as I figure out the meaning behind this three-man meeting. I look at the guys barely able to their naked bodies side-by-side between the two armrests. I am struck by the reality of the true human form, various levels of overweight and absurdly stuck next to the skinny boy. None have worked out, none have shaved themselves of their animalistic hair. They do not disgust or attract me, but I'm an observer of true human character in this meeting behind the bike shop.
I see their penises of various characters all in the semi-erect state. One is absurdly long and ugly and one a little small. But they are not touching or masturbating themselves and I wonder if they are going to circle jerk.
Without being distracted, they ask if I want to join them. I tell them I can't because of this contest I'm in. All three look at me with hollow expressions on their faces, mouths straight as arrows and absentmindedly agape and through their eyes I can see they have no souls.
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Space Travellin



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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: Compass]
#7741323 - 12/10/07 03:53 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'm still in... only I'm about to explode
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Bullshit


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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: Compass]
#7741473 - 12/10/07 04:26 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Compass said: Well, I had a strange dream. I will recollect it best I can.
I'm some sort of bike shop, somewhat narrow but illuminated by blinding sunlight streaming in from the entrance, large as an entire wall. It's one of those sparse, modern shops with a cement floor and stylish modern design, a white counter with a clerk, bike parts hanging from the ceiling, and a long hallway leading somewhere in back, with light at the end.
A man carries his bike in and talks to the man at the counter. An old acquaintance comes up to me and asks me if I really want to come to the meeting and if I'm alright with what they do. I tell them that I do not judge and I have seen enough that nothing can phase me, and I am curious and still want to come.
I'm still marveling at the building's interior and all the instruments hanging on the ceiling and some on one of the walls. The room in back has translucent tannish blinds pulled down that let in just enough light, like a studio in LA. A skinny youth with black a head full of straight, coarse black hair comes on bike. I see another person I recognize from a while back. The two familiar ones are heavyset. They are uncomfortable that I am there and they are awkward as they get undressed, the one keeps eying me in disbelief. From the room is another hallway leading further back and a doorway leading to a small, dimly lit room. The only thing in the room is a large, flat screen television with those tall "modern" speakers and a "fashionable" couch that looks like it was designed by someone who detested round corners and soft, fluffy furniture. The black-haired boy comes naked out of the closet to join the chubby, naked guys on the couch.
They are watching scat porn and I get caught up in the movie as I figure out the meaning behind this three-man meeting. I look at the guys barely able to their naked bodies side-by-side between the two armrests. I am struck by the reality of the true human form, various levels of overweight and absurdly stuck next to the skinny boy. None have worked out, none have shaved themselves of their animalistic hair. They do not disgust or attract me, but I'm an observer of true human character in this meeting behind the bike shop.
I see their penises of various characters all in the semi-erect state. One is absurdly long and ugly and one a little small. But they are not touching or masturbating themselves and I wonder if they are going to circle jerk.
Without being distracted, they ask if I want to join them. I tell them I can't because of this contest I'm in. All three look at me with hollow expressions on their faces, mouths straight as arrows and absentmindedly agape and through their eyes I can see they have no souls.
Did you wake up wet?
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Compass
Ancient Light

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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: Cowgold]
#7741482 - 12/10/07 04:28 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Cowgold said:
Did you wake up wet?
              
NO!!!!
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Disco Cat
iS A PoiNdexteR

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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: Middleman]
#7741598 - 12/10/07 04:55 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Middleman said:
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Disco Cat said: I never got aching balls when I went 3.5 months not beating it. Day 90 was pretty much the same as day 5, 'cept I was probably used to not beating it and so thought about it less.
And you never had a wet dream? I don't think it's healthy for the prostate to go that long without emission.
No, I didn't get a wet dream. I haven't had a wet dream in over 5 years. I don't know about how healthy it is, but there are deffinitely lots of non-married, heavily-religious persons who consider it immoral and don't beat it at all.
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dr_gonz said: its not possible to quit. ive been trying for 12 years.
Maybe you haven't tried hard enough
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Skunk420


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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: Shroomism]
#7742066 - 12/10/07 06:34 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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I just jerked off, for the second time today, it felt niccce!  50 bucks is nothing, if it was $500 bucks then I would have been in the challenge.
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Compass
Ancient Light

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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7743450 - 12/11/07 12:12 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Ferris
PsychedelicJourneyman



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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: Compass]
#7743481 - 12/11/07 12:22 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Is it too late to join just for kicks? Lord knows I'd lose anyhow
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Middleman

Registered: 07/11/99
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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: Ferris]
#7748506 - 12/12/07 09:41 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Well if wet dreams count, I'm out. Kind of lame that they do, it had nothing to do with my will not to fap. 
This thread should be titled The "No Ejaculation" challenge.
I still haven't had masturbation or sex...
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AlteredAgain
Visual Alchemist



Registered: 04/27/06
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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: Middleman]
#7749877 - 12/12/07 03:35 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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on top of that, the whole idea of this challenge implies a suppression of self-pleasure.
holding semen should've been the goal.
that's where the power lies.
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Middleman

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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: AlteredAgain]
#7750121 - 12/12/07 04:44 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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right on AA, strokin without poppin is a tough but beneficial exercise, I've learned to enjoy it for what it's worth.
I'd start a "No more pr0n" thread, if I thought there were more people like me who don't like the psychic residue of porn, but still feel drawn to it at times.
I hardly even feel an orgasm when viewing it, they are WAY better when relaxed with eyes closed. Why then do I even feel the need to go there, it's like something else is feeding off of it through me.
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Skunk420


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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: Middleman]
#7750742 - 12/12/07 06:45 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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yea right, how old are you 10 years old with no hormones?
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Skunk420


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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: dr_gonz]
#7750800 - 12/12/07 06:54 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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I quit that job, I have a better paying one now.. im not 40 for another 4 years.
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dr_gonz

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Skunk420


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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: dr_gonz]
#7750826 - 12/12/07 06:58 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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i work with my friend doing landscaping work now..
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AlteredAgain
Visual Alchemist



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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: Middleman]
#7751052 - 12/12/07 07:52 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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i feel ya, MM. i myself am beginning to realize that my beliefs about sex have been heavily influenced by consuming porn during my teen years and up to now.
positions, roles, method, arousal, duration, attraction, setting; i see that the ideas i hold about them are not really my own. they are mostly conditioned, preconceived beliefs that were placed into hollow spaces of my personality before i was even aware that these spaces existed to begin with.
so this is why i am exploring tantric practices, and want to learn more about them, with the intent of weeding out my sexual programming.
i think that becoming independent from pornography is an essential step towards discovering our true sexuality.
what does it take? discipline and practice, practice, practice.
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RonaldFuckingPaul
Our Dear Leader



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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: AlteredAgain]
#7751282 - 12/12/07 08:45 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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AlteredAgain said: i feel ya, MM. i myself am beginning to realize that my beliefs about sex have been heavily influenced by consuming porn during my teen years and up to now.
positions, roles, method, arousal, duration, attraction, setting; i see that the ideas i hold about them are not really my own. they are mostly conditioned, preconceived beliefs that were placed into hollow spaces of my personality before i was even aware that these spaces existed to begin with.
so this is why i am exploring tantric practices, and want to learn more about them, with the intent of weeding out my sexual programming.
i think that becoming independent from pornography is an essential step towards discovering our true sexuality.
what does it take? discipline and practice, practice, practice.
I've been trying the multi-orgasmic route but it seems like it works 50-50 for me. Half the time I'll bust a nut without wanting to the other half I'll come out with multiple orgasms. BTW I agree with the whole social conditioning thing you said about sex.
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