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InvisibleMOTH
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Re: sex tips [Re: lardnar]
    #4348739 - 06/28/05 10:48 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

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lardnar said:
OKAY, we need to start this one over again in a new topic and change this to the sneezing fetish thread!




Sorry, I really didn't mean to do any thread derailing!  :blush:  Sneezing is just tied into sex for me.

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Re: sex tips [Re: SixCee]
    #4348742 - 06/28/05 10:49 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

1. Your partner's pleasure above your own


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Re: sex tips [Re: Shroomism]
    #4348746 - 06/28/05 10:51 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Definitely.  That is the main reason I started this thread!  :grin:


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Re: sex tips [Re: SixCee]
    #4348763 - 06/28/05 10:55 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Lasting longer: masterbate regularly

Relax the pc muscles. Learn to control the groin muscles and an hour isn't hard.

Also, go with the flow :smirk:

Ask questions, get feedback


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Re: sex tips [Re: Shroomism]
    #4348769 - 06/28/05 10:56 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

For girls, squeezing your vagina muscles (can't remember the exact term for this) in short intervals is supposed to make you tighter inside.

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Re: sex tips [Re: SixCee]
    #4348773 - 06/28/05 10:58 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Obviously :wink:

Yeah the multi-orgasm technique obviously helps both parties. You asked how often should it be done, I think I need to describe it a little better. When you are reaching your climax, maybe 10 seconds or so before making a big mess stop humping or pull out and SQUEEEEEZZEEZEZEEZE! It might hurt the first couple times a bit during and possibly even noticably the next day. Squeeze until you cool down enough to get back to humpin. You are going to reach climax earlier than last time but its going to feel a lot better, and keep holdin it in till you wanna go. It's OK if a drop gets out, you just have to convince your body you arent having orgasms even though you are experiencing everything except for the shooting till you decide it's time to hang/get the towel.

The pelvic floor muscles are the ones that you use to stop urinating. If you aren't sure how to constrict them (a bigger problem for females) urinate and stop in the middle of it. Those muscles, those are the ones. When hangin out exercise them (you don't need to be aroused or anything). Just clench, hold for 5, let off for 5, hold for 5, etc. or hold for 30 seconds, let off for 30 etc. just build up strength and tone. You will also look better if fit enough to show around the mons area I have noticed when your pelvic floor muscles are doin good. the exercising is called kegels.


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Re: sex tips [Re: MOTH]
    #4348776 - 06/28/05 10:59 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

as for the sneezing thing, I've never heard of that before.

as for me, I like to get slapped and choked. :smile:


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Re: sex tips [Re: SixCee]
    #4348845 - 06/28/05 11:17 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

what the hell is sex?? oh yea, that nice hot feeling inside that wet vagina ohh...yea..head is nice too..it will happen sooner or later..I am not trippin'

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Re: sex tips [Re: Skunk420]
    #4348891 - 06/28/05 11:36 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Am I the only one who just isn't impressed by the girls I've been with? Like, they are not clueless but mediocre.  And, yes, I've slept with some slutty chicks, too.  :shocked:  It's like if they spread their legs and lie there that's enough for you to bust your nut all over.  :shrug:


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Re: sex tips [Re: patchwork]
    #4348914 - 06/28/05 11:43 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

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patchwork said:
It's like if they spread their legs and lie there that's enough for you to bust your nut all over.  :shrug:




fucking cunts.


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Re: sex tips [Re: patchwork]
    #4348932 - 06/28/05 11:49 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

..the women I have been with in the long run we would have been better off just as friends...I am so happy there is birth control pills..and other ways of birth control..condoms as well..
I would be paying lots of money for child support to women I do not love anymore...

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Re: sex tips *DELETED* [Re: Skunk420]
    #4348935 - 06/28/05 11:50 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

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Re: sex tips [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #4348945 - 06/28/05 11:54 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

..yea..I don't like them either, they are better for one nighters or something..the women I had long term relations with i never used them..I got to know them first ..etc...but hey they do suck don't they??

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Re: sex tips [Re: SixCee]
    #4348989 - 06/29/05 12:06 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

go read tantra, cult of the feminine. there are some techniques in there that can help. haven't had the chance to practice much of them as of yet. some of them were kept as secrets, and never heard much about them before until reading that book also another book is tools for tantra.

firstly relax.

a practice is called vajroli, sounds a bit painful,but sounds like its worth it.

also concentrate on deep breathing and concentrate somewhere else on the body, like arm forehead or the likes of.

practice mula bandha and try to exercise and seperate the muscle groups around the pc area.

have fun.


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Re: sex tips [Re: Skunk420]
    #4349019 - 06/29/05 12:15 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

I don't know of any "techniques", but this is what I know.

It's always better if you let the sex build up from just making out. If I just start making out, and then let it turn to heavy petting, dry humping, and after 15 minutes we are both ready to just rip each others clothes off! I've never gone limp this way, but sometimes I can be so turned on that I come pretty quickly, but not always.

I think the most important thing during sex it to feel that the other person WANTS it! I like the girl to be moving her hands all over me, grabbing me and pulling me into her. It makes me feel like I'm a good lover and I perform better when I feel like that.

Usually, if I go limp, it's because we just immediately jumped into intercourse and didn't build up any tension/foreplay, or because she is unresponsive.

"patchwork said:
It's like if they spread their legs and lie there that's enough for you to bust your nut all over."

yeah man, that's no good...

The sneeze thing is pretty weird, but not that weird. I can understand...

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Re: sex tips [Re: dr0mni]
    #4349063 - 06/29/05 12:29 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Yea foreplay is best first even before you slide it in her pussy...I enjoy a long time of heavy petting first before sex..I like foreplay..I like to take my time when I am with a woman...I enjoy foreplay more then some guys do..some people just want to just start fucking right away..but it is more fun to go slow...it is so much more rewarding afterwards..and yes i like snuggling afterwards too..oh I miss that too..

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Re: sex tips [Re: Skunk420]
    #4349105 - 06/29/05 12:38 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Give her the old nines. :wink:

I try to mix things up lots too. Sometimes I'll tease my girl until she's almost begging for it. She's extremely shy and I'm her first, so it's almost enough to make me bust a nut when she's moaning and pulling me closer.

Foreplay's definitely good. A nice clean bed, as well as bed room's a turn on for my woman. No one likes to screw somewhere smelly.

Don't worry so much about holding out for a long time, and you'll typically be able to hold it for longer. Just relax and go with the flow, it's a lot better that way.

One thing I hate about condom's is that they're just.... blah. A mess. I like it when my girl can grab me and put it in her mouth, but a condom's just kinda weird. They let you go longer I suppose, and I feel way better using two forms of protection but I hate moving into another position and wacking her with my wet, rubbery dong. Ugh.. I suppose it'd be the same way without, wet and all which isn't bad, but latex is weird. I don't like going down on girls when it tastes like rubber, but I love to otherwise. It's fun to pull it out and just ravage that pussy. I love eatin pussy.

Heh, what a fragmented post... oh well. I'm going to have some sex for one now, my gf just went home so I'd better practice for when she returns! :blush:


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Re: sex tips [Re: browndustin]
    #4349135 - 06/29/05 12:46 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

*sigh* I just need me a woman to practice my old moves on...I know I still have it, but I will find me one..I know it..it is summertime..time to use my dick what it is meant for..of course after payday..the weekend after the 4th of july....

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Re: sex tips [Re: SixCee]
    #4349223 - 06/29/05 01:06 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Give her 3 clitoral orgasms and one from the "G" spot first, and it won't matter how long you last. :wink:

Learn to use your hands.

Hell, just go buy a sex book or two, and learn from the pros.


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Re: sex tips [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4349232 - 06/29/05 01:07 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

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HELLA_TIGHT said:
My sneezes cause anyone in a 10 foot radius to have an instant orgasm.




That must be a funny trick at your family gatherings.

After all, how many people get to see their grandmother, sister and dog orgasm all at once? Outside of California, not many.


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