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OfflineEkstaza
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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: silversoul7]
    #2239684 - 01/13/04 03:56 PM (20 years, 19 days ago)

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silversoul7 said:
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neuro said:
My girlfriend is a sex fiend, she can't get enough. She masturbates more than I do.



Send her my way.  I'll take her off your hands for a while.




Or, we could just schedule a special "Neuro's Girlfriend Meets The Shroomery" Gathering. :grin:


Sorry, I just couldn't resist.


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: TODAY]
    #2239730 - 01/13/04 04:13 PM (20 years, 19 days ago)

Behold.  Proof that girls do indeed masturbate:

http://www.lostbush.com/babes/0109ftv/006.wmv

:oogle:


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: Phluck]
    #2239802 - 01/13/04 04:39 PM (20 years, 19 days ago)

Phluck is indeed correct. Often these hangups are shut out and almost forced to be subconscious.

As for Neuro's GF Meets the Shroomery Gathering. She's not a promiscuous sex fiend, just likes to fuck ME a lot =P.


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: kosmic_charlie]
    #2239805 - 01/13/04 04:41 PM (20 years, 19 days ago)

From reading your post MazzyStar somthing tells me you have never had an orgasam am i right? My gf was like that to all weird about sex untill she had her first orgasam, now she can make her knees touch her elbows. Dont knock orgasams untill you've had one.......


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: Lightningfractal]
    #2239841 - 01/13/04 04:54 PM (20 years, 19 days ago)

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Lightningfractal said:
Yeah, that's 'cause they got the proverbial "drop" on us.

If all men stopped drooling on them every time they walked by and made them all feel sort of unwanted, the polarity would reverse and the tables would turn in our favor.

Women everywhere would be be falling all over us, now that would be nice.





I'm seriously considering having that printed on some leaflets and using a blimp to drop thousands of them on football games.

Its the men that are so stupid and uncouthe that they would give their ringfinger to sleep with a girl like Britney Spears (who is far from unique- there are millions of women that look exactly like her, or any other broad for that matter) that fuck it up for the rest of us. settin bad precedents

Too many no-balls havin, pussywhipped guys that cant stand up for themselves or face the prospect of being alone for 5 minutes.

As for me, I practice what I preach. The second a girl gets needy or bitchy, I'm outta there. And tears do not work on me. I have college education in Psychology and I know about all the games women play and I simply refuse to participate. If that means I only get laid once every few months instead of every saturday night, then so be it. At least the reltionships I have are honest.

Women would respect men a lot more if we werent so dependant and predictable. It takes 2 to play games in a relationship, and I aint playin. But a lot of women expect games, unfortunately, because they have been messed with by other men. And those other men probably learned the games from other women. Its a viscious fuckin cycle that that we all must take responsibility for as individuals.

just my .02


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: DoctorJ]
    #2239888 - 01/13/04 05:15 PM (20 years, 19 days ago)

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As for me, I practice what I preach. The second a girl gets needy or bitchy, I'm outta there. And tears do not work on me. I have a BA in Psychology and I know about all the games women play and I simply refuse to participate. If that means I only get laid once every few months instead of every saturday night, then so be it. At least the reltionships I have are honest.

Women would respect men a lot more if we werent so dependant and predictable.




I think men would respect women a lot more if they told the truth more and weren't as manipulative. At least with the way things are, I stand out from the crowd a bit. Unfortunately, it's only a bit. As for women, sex, and society, women who 'go with the flow' on sexual mores trap themselves in the end.

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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: justsmurfy]
    #2240536 - 01/13/04 11:20 PM (20 years, 19 days ago)

i certaintly hope so


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: TODAY]
    #2242476 - 01/14/04 06:24 PM (20 years, 18 days ago)

My wife masturbates with my tongue.


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: justsmurfy] * 1
    #2242544 - 01/14/04 07:11 PM (20 years, 18 days ago)

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I think men would respect women a lot more if they told the truth more and weren't as manipulative




I somehow doubt that.  Women don't reward honesty with tender kisses.  99% of the women I've encountered couldnt handle an honest relationship without freaking out or being irrational.  Let me give you an example:

A couple months ago, I was on a date with a girl I met in class.  Its important for me to know that a date cares about me and isnt just there for the free dinner, so I asked her a question:

"Did you like me before I asked you out?"

Now I've asked that question to a lot of girls, and this one had a pretty good answer.  She told me she was hoping I would asked her out, she thought I was sexy and agreed with what I said when I spoke in class.  A+ answer.  Then I asked her the follow up question:

"If you liked me then, why didnt you ask me out?"

Her response:

"Thats a man's job." 

I've gotten this same response to this question many times before, and it always infuriates me.  In the past, I have responded with:

"Well, isnt that a bit like saying that cooking, cleaning, and raising children is a woman's job?"

And in the past, I always got a bitch response, complete with an exasperated sigh and a roll of the eyes.  Didn't get any either. 

Now, if I had been honest with this chick I would have told her how much her answer to my question offended me.  I would have asked her how she would like it if the same preconcieved standards were applied to her.  But I wasnt in the mood to go home alone that night, so I kept my mouth shut about it and changed the subject.  Got laid that night, too :smile:

women encourage dishonesty in relationships by not wanting to deal with the truth.  They want a man that is all sunshine and rainbows, even though he does not exist.  They force us to lie.  Honesty is the same thing as celibacy

I've been being honest with chicks for the past couple months and I havent got any.  Soon, I will resort to lying and playing games again, because its the only thing that has ever worked for me.


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: DoctorJ]
    #2243310 - 01/15/04 03:54 AM (20 years, 17 days ago)

Any books on this subject DoctorJ? You bring up some good points.

Friendships between girls are also fucked up. They always lie against eachother, and constantly talk behind eachothers backs. Then they usually get huge fights at some point.
Whereas me and my friends are mostly honest and joke about eachother all the time. We almost never have rows and they're almost always over before they start..


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: THEBOSS]
    #2244043 - 01/15/04 12:36 PM (20 years, 17 days ago)

i never said anything about orgasms


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: MazzyStar]
    #2244052 - 01/15/04 12:40 PM (20 years, 17 days ago)

i know you didnt i did. I dont think you've had one. I had my gf read the post and she thinks the same thing, that if you had one you would know what you where missing and want them, but since you havent had one, its not a big deal and its over rated for you. How old are you? If you dont mind me asking. Also i dont mean any disrespect im just open about sex.


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: THEBOSS]
    #2244059 - 01/15/04 12:43 PM (20 years, 17 days ago)

i'm 18.......and you're wrong btw, but i on the other hand am not very open about talking about sex with strangers so i think i'm gonna stop now
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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: MazzyStar]
    #2244065 - 01/15/04 12:46 PM (20 years, 17 days ago)

Girls masturbate, but they do not poop.

Never.


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: RunDMT]
    #2244068 - 01/15/04 12:47 PM (20 years, 17 days ago)

lol, nope not that either


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: MazzyStar]
    #2244072 - 01/15/04 12:49 PM (20 years, 17 days ago)

Good girl. :grin:


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: RunDMT]
    #2244169 - 01/15/04 01:18 PM (20 years, 17 days ago)

Well maybe thats why you dont masturbate, its because your not secure and comfortable with your own body. At 18 i would be getting to know you if i was you, if you know what i mean. That is something that can cause problems in a relationship. Oh and im not a stranger im THE BOSS


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: THEBOSS]
    #2244189 - 01/15/04 01:24 PM (20 years, 17 days ago)

What the fuck are you talking about?


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: THEBOSS]
    #2244203 - 01/15/04 01:30 PM (20 years, 17 days ago)

i just said i'm not open to talking about it with strangers, i am open about things with my boyfriend


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: TODAY]
    #2244323 - 01/15/04 02:46 PM (20 years, 17 days ago)

i find masturbating very healthy, i have sex with my boyfriend quite often but i think its just fun. it helps during certain times of the month, too. i have been masturbating since i was like 15. it helped with my sex life because i found out what turned me on, and then i could show my partner.

its fun to please yourself, and i recommend it for all people. yep. thats my .02


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