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Darwin23
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Re: Masturbation!?

[Re: Roger_irrelevant]
#17278920 - 11/25/12 01:10 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

I tend towards fast masturbation as I just want to get it out of the way most of the time I masturbate. The urge is intrusive and I can't focus on things so it's like a chore sometimes.

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Lammen Gorthaur

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Re: Masturbation!?

[Re: Darwin23]
#17278965 - 11/25/12 01:19 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Like Willy Nelson I outlived my dick. Oh we'll. like booze and certain drug proclivities, it only bites hard every now and then....

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Envix
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Re: Masturbation!?

[Re: mpd]
#17279021 - 11/25/12 01:31 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

gotta go fast!

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Dark_Star
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Re: Masturbation!?

[Re: Envix]
#18907480 - 09/29/13 03:02 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Synthe
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Registered: 11/10/12
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Re: Masturbation!?

[Re: Dark_Star]
#18907483 - 09/29/13 03:03 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Dark_Star said:

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Constantine
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Re: Masturbation!?

[Re: Synthe]
#18907662 - 09/29/13 03:45 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I'll have a thought for them next time I rub one out

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TheMovement
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Re: Masturbation!?

[Re: Constantine]
#18907703 - 09/29/13 04:03 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Been masturbating a lot recently now that ive been seeing my girlfriend less frequently.

My horniness has skyrocketed

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ModestMouse
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Re: Masturbation!?

[Re: Darwin23]
#18907720 - 09/29/13 04:10 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I usually hover around 120-150 bpms

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AmazonianGuru
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Re: Masturbation!?

[Re: ModestMouse]
#18907735 - 09/29/13 04:14 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

100 year old thread

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Constantine
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Re: Masturbation!?

[Re: ModestMouse]
#18907738 - 09/29/13 04:15 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

ModestMouse said:

I usually hover around 120-150 bpms

Did you mean fps ?

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plektheplek

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Re: Masturbation!?

[Re: Constantine]
#18931458 - 10/04/13 02:27 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

lol it would be a riot to hear people read aloud their posts from this thread

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Lammen Gorthaur

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Re: Masturbation!?

[Re: plektheplek]
#18931512 - 10/04/13 02:39 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I'm middle-aged so it is more of a rarity to rub one out as I just don't have the drive I had when I was 30 or even 40. It is what it is. :shrug:

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