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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: i_rage_against]
    #3814717 - 02/21/05 11:50 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

oh use them, I think toys are good...I have used them myself...well just use your imagination...they have to vibrate though...oh I am getting horny just thinking about getting off..I just need it bad, who doesn't??... :yesnod: :stonedjerk:


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: CureKat]
    #3815480 - 02/22/05 02:58 AM (18 years, 11 months ago)

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Ha ha! Everybody masturbates. Kids do it when they're little, psychological fact.




Actually we start masterbating before we are born, while we are still in the womb.


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: Roadkill]
    #3815511 - 02/22/05 03:06 AM (18 years, 11 months ago)

yes, they do.

and any idiot would know that if they've ever had a semi-serious girlfriend.


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: Phoshaman]
    #3815674 - 02/22/05 04:43 AM (18 years, 11 months ago)

Wow your really innocent... i used to fool around with my friend when we were kids, from like 5 years old trying to figure that part for your body out, you ask question like: so where do you think they put it... and why do you get that tinglely feeling when you see a certain person. I gave my self my first orgasm when I was 16... it took me that long to understand how the thing worked properly... I don't know if all girls masturbate... they should it's really relaxing thing to do... :shocked: :grin: :smirk: :grin: :smirk: :grin: :shocked: :blush:


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: DoctorJ]
    #4613310 - 09/02/05 04:56 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

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Yeah, that's 'cause they got the proverbial "drop" on us.

If all men stopped drooling on them every time they walked by and made them all feel sort of unwanted, the polarity would reverse and the tables would turn in our favor.

Women everywhere would be be falling all over us, now that would be nice.





I'm seriously considering having that printed on some leaflets and using a blimp to drop thousands of them on football games.

Its the men that are so stupid and uncouthe that they would give their ringfinger to sleep with a girl like Britney Spears (who is far from unique- there are millions of women that look exactly like her, or any other broad for that matter) that fuck it up for the rest of us. settin bad precedents

Too many no-balls havin, pussywhipped guys that cant stand up for themselves or face the prospect of being alone for 5 minutes.

As for me, I practice what I preach. The second a girl gets needy or bitchy, I'm outta there. And tears do not work on me. I have college education in Psychology and I know about all the games women play and I simply refuse to participate. If that means I only get laid once every few months instead of every saturday night, then so be it. At least the reltionships I have are honest.

Women would respect men a lot more if we werent so dependant and predictable. It takes 2 to play games in a relationship, and I aint playin. But a lot of women expect games, unfortunately, because they have been messed with by other men. And those other men probably learned the games from other women. Its a viscious fuckin cycle that that we all must take responsibility for as individuals.

just my .02




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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: HuckleBones]
    #4613330 - 09/02/05 05:04 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

I hate to let you guys down but there are some women who do not masturbate. It isn't necessarily a lie. I didn't up until a year ago and I'm 28.


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: Anonymous]
    #4613368 - 09/02/05 05:16 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

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I'm a guy and I don't masturbate. I don't have any sex drive at all anymore.




Oh no, not you again. :laugh:


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: TODAY]
    #4613484 - 09/02/05 05:55 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

one of my ex girls used to do it with me before we met in real life after meeting on the internet...fuck I wish I had more cash I need to get laid, getting laid always requires cash almost..yes I can jack off but I miss forepay and kissing etc...and hot pussy..oh and she was 19 at the time..


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: mntlfngrs]
    #8053302 - 02/21/08 07:06 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

oh jeez, this is fuckin hilarious, i actually think i shouldn't reply to this, because it's been said, but who the hell doesn't? i mean.... that's gotta be a lie

i can't prove it, but dude.... you know.

and that chick that said she didn't like 19 times, then said she was fucking some guy, was probably fingering herself reading the damn post. LOL....

anyway.... ahh. fuck, what a post.

(is it just me, or do tons of girls on here see guys reading this shit and starting admitting that shit all over the place? weird)


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: TODAY]
    #8213566 - 03/30/08 07:19 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

I masturbate daily.... at least :wink:  - that may be because I'm a little under-sexed atm :frown:, though I know I'd masturbate regardless...

I don't reach orgasm through intercourse which is the same for a lot of women , so knowing exactly what gets me off is pretty important.  I fantasise while masturbating and depending how into the fantasy I am, will determine just how far I'll get before I get that feeling like my body is going to explode :grin::grin::grin:

Some women are all about toys, but for me personally, no toy will ever come close to knowing my body like my magic fingers :wink:... I'm also all for masturbating with your partner or masturbating during sex... I want to be able to reach orgasm when he does too :wink:


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: Curlylocks]
    #8213597 - 03/30/08 07:48 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Video'sm or it didn't happen!:evil:


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: TODAY]
    #8213633 - 03/30/08 08:12 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

I think I already posted in this massive thread, but yes, I masturbate. I started when I was in 4th grade, and would simply do it everywhere, including church where I got caught. My parents caught me once too.

I masturbated a lot more when I was younger. These days it's just like a bored reflex. I don't have sex so sometimes I get really horny and need to take some time alone.


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: MOTH]
    #8213776 - 03/30/08 09:29 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

In church? That's hot.

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I started in kindergarten. Another girl in my class taught me how.

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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: MOTH]
    #8213795 - 03/30/08 09:44 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

MOTH,

you just get awesomer and awesomer every time you talk about your life


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #8213820 - 03/30/08 10:04 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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Why don't you have sex, don't you have a husband?




Yes, I'm legally married, but we're not in a romantic relationship anymore.


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: MOTH]
    #8213823 - 03/30/08 10:05 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Because I'm legally married though, does that make me "off limits" sexually to a lot of people? Or do most people (guys and girls) not care about that type of stuff?

Sometimes I want to get fucked.


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: MOTH]
    #8213856 - 03/30/08 10:20 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

To me it depends on whether the other person knows or cares that they're screwing around. I hate doing shit like that behind someone's back, but at the same time, there's no way I'm going to let them watch either.

Unless of course it's a lesbian couple.  :naughty:


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #8213859 - 03/30/08 10:22 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Yeah, my husband and I are both avid on dating other people. I'm not sure I want a relationship per say since I just got out of a long one, but I DO want to play around and have a good time. Preferably with a girly! (I'm gayish)


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: MOTH]
    #8213890 - 03/30/08 10:39 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

There's a girl I go to school with who's married and has a kid, but she keeps telling me how much she hates her husband. I'm not sure if she's hinting at something, or just looking for sympathy. It's a sketchy situation. We keep winding up on the same team for projects, and it's her that seems to be facilitating this.

Also, her husband seems to be the jealous controlling type. Not an open relationship at all it would seem.


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Re: Do girls masturbate? [Re: DoctorJ]
    #8214837 - 03/30/08 02:19 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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I think men would respect women a lot more if they told the truth more and weren't as manipulative




I somehow doubt that.  Women don't reward honesty with tender kisses.  99% of the women I've encountered couldnt handle an honest relationship without freaking out or being irrational.  Let me give you an example:

A couple months ago, I was on a date with a girl I met in class.  Its important for me to know that a date cares about me and isnt just there for the free dinner, so I asked her a question:

"Did you like me before I asked you out?"

Now I've asked that question to a lot of girls, and this one had a pretty good answer.  She told me she was hoping I would asked her out, she thought I was sexy and agreed with what I said when I spoke in class.  A+ answer.  Then I asked her the follow up question:

"If you liked me then, why didnt you ask me out?"

Her response:

"Thats a man's job." 

I've gotten this same response to this question many times before, and it always infuriates me.  In the past, I have responded with:

"Well, isnt that a bit like saying that cooking, cleaning, and raising children is a woman's job?"

And in the past, I always got a bitch response, complete with an exasperated sigh and a roll of the eyes.  Didn't get any either. 

Now, if I had been honest with this chick I would have told her how much her answer to my question offended me.  I would have asked her how she would like it if the same preconcieved standards were applied to her.  But I wasnt in the mood to go home alone that night, so I kept my mouth shut about it and changed the subject.  Got laid that night, too :smile:

women encourage dishonesty in relationships by not wanting to deal with the truth.  They want a man that is all sunshine and rainbows, even though he does not exist.  They force us to lie.  Honesty is the same thing as celibacy

I've been being honest with chicks for the past couple months and I havent got any.  Soon, I will resort to lying and playing games again, because its the only thing that has ever worked for me.




Wow. This is a really old post but christ doctor J you nailed it on the fucking head.
At least that sums up most of my experience with women. Except I've only dated a few chicks and then had one reeeeally long relationship with a woman that supposedly loved me to the ends of the Earth and for eternity. Except when I was completely honest, then she stopped loving me, after 8 years.

It was probably never meant to be anyway, since we started dating when we were young and the relationship started with a string of lies (from her end). I was 17, and she said she was 19 (and she looked it and was really mature.. so I believed.).. I later found out (three months after we had been dating..) that she was actually 15. Which wasn't a ~huge~ deal, the age difference.. but the fact that she lied about it so easily and I believed it and had to find out on my own really threw me off. But she apologized and I'm not one to hold a grudge especially against a hot chick that likes to give me massages and sexy time, so forgot about it and we continued our relationship.

She said she only wanted honesty but I quickly found out that was not the case. Whenever I was completely honest about my feelings I became the bad guy, and an asshole. She only wanted honesty when it benefited her. She expected me to talk to and treat her like a queen all the time. She said she was a goddess. Of course you should treat the person you love with the utmost respect and compassion.. but relationships have their ups and downs and not being honest about your feelings for fear of retaliation sucks, and is not conducive to a healthy and complete relationship.

I was not the perfect boyfriend by any stretch of the imagination.. at the time I suffered from some pretty severe depression and was struggling with my own trust issues from childhood (and her lying to me).. and I'm sure that effected our relationship. But I did my best and treated her as good as I knew how.. but that relationship was one hell of a rollercoaster. When it was good.. it was REALLY good.. but when it was bad.. shit was falling from the sky in the pits of hell.

But I became conditioned to it all, and I learned that lying was what she really wanted. She wanted honesty only when it was me saying "You are the most beautiful person on Earth and also so very smart and wise".. but not when it was me saying I had a problem with something she was doing or how the way she was acting was bothering me.. that was always a 'fatal insult' and strictly forbidden. Even though she was free to criticize me all the time (and did quite liberally), and I always took what she said to heart.. but it did not work both ways. When I was honest all the time, I did not get any. But when I lied and masked my true feelings, I got it all the time. So you can guess which path I took in that relationship.

Well I could probably write 10 pages on this but I'll finish. Basically I just had enough of the mind games and manipulation, and just started being honest.. all the time.. good and bad. This was not good for our relationship. She would become extremely volatile and irrational.. the temper on this woman.. good god. And I am pretty damn stubborn myself...I am not one to submit my will and become whipped.. so it ended catastrophically.

Unfortunately, it seems to me that a lot of woman have been conditioned to think a certain way. (I'm not saying this isn't true for men too.. I'm just saying from my perspective..) They want these fairy tale relationships 24/7, but that's just not reality. If you say you're a goddess and expect to be treated like one and showered with praise and affection all the time, that's fine.. if you act like a goddess all the time. But don't expect me to treat you like a goddess when you act like a royal cunt, I'm gonna say how that makes me feel, goddamnit. But I was blinded by the regular sex. Now I am liberated. I don't have sex three times a day anymore, but fuck it.. I don't play mind games with myself either.. my hand doesn't expect me to worship it... and it's almost as good.. also a LOT less expensive then a girlfriend. So there's pros and cons.
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