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Invisiblekit_kat
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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: Muppet]
    #7705954 - 12/02/07 09:50 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Good thing I didn't enter this...


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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: kit_kat]
    #7707056 - 12/02/07 03:15 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

i just disqualified myself...
damnit.


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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: SampaJasli]
    #7707063 - 12/02/07 03:17 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I will definitely join this contest again if it happens,
it was really interesting to test my limits.
good luck to the remaining contestants
and remember be honest.


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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: SampaJasli]
    #7707075 - 12/02/07 03:20 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I'm out boys.
Good luck to you all.


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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: jewunit]
    #7707120 - 12/02/07 03:30 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Count me out as well. I've still got my balls full, but the rules are the rules.


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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: AlteredAgain]
    #7707241 - 12/02/07 04:11 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

i cant believe its only been 3 days i wanna wack it so bad


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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: AliceDee]
    #7707426 - 12/02/07 05:09 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

hahah :laugh:


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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: Cepheus]
    #7708515 - 12/02/07 09:17 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Here let me help!




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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: TruuBeeezzy]
    #7709273 - 12/03/07 12:18 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I am almost.....almost....................................almost..........................................................................out.

Damn that felt good.


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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: Tangerines]
    #7709343 - 12/03/07 12:36 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

:haha:

BeastTube FTW


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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #7709345 - 12/03/07 12:37 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

yea that dolphin cumming is what did me in. And the wild boar fucking that guy.


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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: Tangerines]
    #7709501 - 12/03/07 02:07 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I'm surprised by how quick everyone's dropping out.

It doesn't get really hard for me until the second week.

For those that didn't read the Penis Lessons or are too lazy to do them,
try bending your legs and doing the pelvic thrust for a few minutes each morning and night.
It draws the semen out of the testis and up the spine. Also try the Perinium and Sacro-Cranial Pumps...

Drawing Semen up the spine and into the limbic system gives increased energy, lucid dreams, makes you smarter, and makes you emit mad pheromones that women can sense easily.

Tantric Yogis say that if you do this for a few months, the Limbic System starts dripping a sweet tasting Ambrosia in the back of your throat that will give you Psychic powers.


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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: Middleman]
    #7709856 - 12/03/07 08:02 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

jizz on the spine=smarter?


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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: Jack Albertson]
    #7709863 - 12/03/07 08:05 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

jizz up the spine into the brain = smarter. for real though...


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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: Middleman]
    #7709867 - 12/03/07 08:09 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

hmmmm maybe i'll do a jizz bump :naughty:


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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: Middleman]
    #7710028 - 12/03/07 09:31 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

you know...I'm still not quite getting this whole 'jizz up the spine' crap  :what:



are we just simply talking about whacking off til yer about to cum, and then stopping short...or what  :confused:


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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: Muppet]
    #7710052 - 12/03/07 09:40 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I think Middleman is somewhat misrepresenting Tantra. You're not literally sending jizz up the spine. You're sending sexual energy up the spine to be used by the higher chakras. If it was a matter of sending jizz up the spine, then Tantra would not work for women, which it obviously does.


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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: Muppet]
    #7710062 - 12/03/07 09:42 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Muppet said:
you know...I'm still not quite getting this whole 'jizz up the spine' crap  :what:

are we just simply talking about whacking off til yer about to cum, and then stopping short...or what  :confused:




It's all true. I'm a medical student. There's a ready-made jizz pipeline that goes from your balls up your spine through your brainstem and straight into the limbic system. Apparently quadraplegics show a significantly lower level of mad psychic powers as a result, and it can be really debilatating for prospective clairevoyants. That's why they insure they're 'jizz tube' for so much

... and why female calirevoyants suck so much.


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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: Silversoul]
    #7710217 - 12/03/07 10:35 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Silversoul said:
I think Middleman is somewhat misrepresenting Tantra.  You're not literally sending jizz up the spine.  You're sending sexual energy up the spine to be used by the higher chakras.  If it was a matter of sending jizz up the spine, then Tantra would not work for women, which it obviously does.



obviously I didn't think sperm was actually being re-routed to the brain  :rolleyes:
(I understand that it's all just metaphorical 'sex energy' crap)



I *still* don't understand HOW this technique works
(or more specifically - what you have to do to send this sex energy of yours to other chakras, or wherever)


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Re: The "No Masturbation/No Sex" challenge [Re: Muppet]
    #7710233 - 12/03/07 10:41 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I would like to learn how to have a powergasm. Sometimes it's intense and other times I feel like I wasted my energy.


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