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Re: i would rather masturbate than have sex [Re: Bi0TeK]
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Well, thanks to this post I now have to call up me GF and get ready for a night of loving...

Peace y'all


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Re: i would rather masturbate than have sex [Re: Shroom_Herder]
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...........im a leo.......... :grin: :smirk: :wink:

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Re: i would rather masturbate than have sex [Re: tak]
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I jack off sometimes after sex too, I still have that feeling of being inside that warm pussy, and when my dick smells like pussy, the smell of wet pussy in itself makes me so hard all the time...but I would rather fuck pussy then jack off...even getting head is better then jacking off..getting jacked off is better then solo sex too...what are you talking about?? :lol:  holy shit, just thinking about pussy makes me want it more... ahh yeaa, pussy on the brain

Edited by skunk78395 (12/29/04 08:35 PM)

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Re: i would rather masturbate than have sex [Re: Skunk420]
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You need to get laid.


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Re: i would rather masturbate than have sex [Re: tak]
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hey, i read your post late night and was thinking about it today.

discover the art of the quickie. practice, practice, practice


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Re: i would rather masturbate than have sex [Re: schmutzen]
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BTW, the LEO's I've come across have been amazing in bed.


i concur. i just met a new girl and she's a leo.. and she's AMAZING. rocking my socks.

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Re: i would rather masturbate than have sex [Re: TYL3R]
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x_TYLER_x said:
...........im a leo.......... :grin: :smirk: :wink:


Long live the leos, Im one too :smile:

and I must say Desires judgement is correct hehe


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Re: i would rather masturbate than have sex [Re: beejay]
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i still dont get it. How is mastubation better than sex with a chik? :shrug: :doggystyle:


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Re: i would rather masturbate than have sex [Re: beejay]
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What's up with all of the leos posting to the masturbation thread? If I wasn't a leo to I'd say you all were a bunch of pervs. By the way I'm assuming we're talking about the astrological leo and not the asshole illogical LEO's (law enforcement officers).

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Re: i would rather masturbate than have sex [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
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CaRnAgECaNdY said:
I think looking at porn or watching porn is okay for both partners. I don't mind if my man was to watch porn. It turns me on, so I imagine it turns him on...in that case..we are both turned on and ready for some role playing or whateva. Porn is :thumbup:


agreed. porn should be watched by all lol.
watching it together makes things better :smile:

and i think sex is definately better than masturbation, but when no one is around you gotta do whatyah gotta do. lol


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Re: i would rather masturbate than have sex [Re: katie.ketamine]
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:rainbowcloud:


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Re: i would rather masturbate than have sex [Re: Bi0TeK]
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I'm a cancer .... In my opinion  sex > masturbation, but to each their own.  Perhaps you have fantasies that your girlfriend doesn't fulfill in that case I could see why one would prefer masturbation.


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Re: i would rather masturbate than have sex [Re: Etherealfeeling]
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This reminds me of the "why" thread from the other day.

I was kinda close, 4.25 years instead of 6 though.




:albundy:


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Re: i would rather masturbate than have sex [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
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Corporal Kielbasa said:
egh its a bitch though when you got to go to work and your horney. They just dont want to wake up ya know.


Hit it while they sleep then


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Re: i would rather masturbate than have sex [Re: katie.ketamine]
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katie.ketamine said:
CaRnAgECaNdY said:
I think looking at porn or watching porn is okay for both partners. I don't mind if my man was to watch porn. It turns me on, so I imagine it turns him on...in that case..we are both turned on and ready for some role playing or whateva. Porn is :thumbup:


agreed. porn should be watched by all lol.
watching it together makes things better :smile:

and i think sex is definately better than masturbation, but when no one is around you gotta do whatyah gotta do. lol


This thread was 4 years old... where did you even find it?


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Re: i would rather masturbate than have sex [Re: boletusoftruth] * 1
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im a virgo,

I say Sex > masturbation


been a while since I was with someone who agreed though, so lately ive been settling with the latter.

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Re: i would rather masturbate than have sex [Re: katie.ketamine]
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its the girl.  I guarantee you haven't had amazing sex if you say youd rather wank it.  I've been in relationships like this, it's why i say people are crazy to save their virginity till marriage.  Some people are bad fucks but when you get the good ones you knock them out and chain them in your dungeon to suck and fuck but never see the light of day again.


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Re: i would rather masturbate than have sex [Re: Mushie_Man]
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Mushie_Man said:
Theres more to sex than maturbation can give you, With a girl its a whole new thing, you have the touch, the bonding and most of all the love. Sex can be boring, Making love is whole new level. Masturbation is just about personal pleasure, sex is about sharing it.. which can be twice as fun  :wink:


It can be, I guess. I had a BF, had sex alot, I still find masturbation way better. Call me crazy, just can't get excited about sharing anything more then weed with another hairless ape, guy or girl, anymore.


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Re: i would rather masturbate than have sex [Re: doom876]
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doom876 said:
It can be, I guess. I had a BF, had sex alot, I still find masturbation way better. Call me crazy, just can't get excited about sharing anything more then weed with another hairless ape, guy or girl, anymore.


Wait so are you a girl or are you a guy that is bi-sexual?


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Re: i would rather masturbate than have sex [Re: AmericanPsycho]
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Why does it instantly go to bi or girl? I'm gay, said it here many times. Just not interested in general. People come, people go, such is life.


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