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How old were you when you discovered masturbation???
    #5690776 - 05/30/06 01:42 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

And did anyone tell you about it or did it just happen???


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Re: How old were you when you discovered masterbation??? [Re: Amatoxin]
    #5690779 - 05/30/06 01:43 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

masturbation*


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Re: How old were you when you discovered masterbation??? [Re: Amatoxin]
    #5690783 - 05/30/06 01:44 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: How old were you when you discovered masterbation??? [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5690785 - 05/30/06 01:44 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I was like 13, and found some old porno in a paper bag near some railroad tracks (nasty, i know that now, hahaha), and it just kinda felt right  :laugh:


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Re: How old were you when you discovered masterbation??? [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5690786 - 05/30/06 01:44 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

OneMoreRobot3021 said:
masturbation*




yeah, thats what I said  :wink: :tongue:


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Re: How old were you when you discovered masterbation??? [Re: shroomer44]
    #5690804 - 05/30/06 01:50 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

shroomer44 said:
I was like 13, and found some old porno in a paper bag near some railroad tracks (nasty, i know that now, hahaha), and it just kinda felt right  :laugh:





Same! But without the railroad tracks porn...


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Re: How old were you when you discovered masterbation??? [Re: shroomer44]
    #5690806 - 05/30/06 01:50 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I was 11 when I discovered masturbation. No one had told me about it before and when I orgasmed for the first time I was like "HOLY SHIT, WTF WAS THAT!!!???" LOL :lol:


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Re: How old were you when you discovered masterbation??? [Re: Amatoxin]
    #5690809 - 05/30/06 01:50 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

i've been maturbating ever since i can remember my self!
infact i *think* one of my first momories is masturbating :shrug:

(when i was about four years old i got my first and sadly LAST blow job :smirk:)


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Re: How old were you when you discovered masturbation??? [Re: Amatoxin]
    #5690811 - 05/30/06 01:50 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

whats masturbation?


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Re: How old were you when you discovered masterbation??? [Re: eligal]
    #5690815 - 05/30/06 01:51 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

14ish.....in the shower.


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Re: How old were you when you discovered masterbation??? [Re: LloydChristmas]
    #5690832 - 05/30/06 01:55 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I think i was 11/12. I was also in the shower.


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Re: How old were you when you discovered masterbation??? *DELETED* [Re: LloydChristmas]
    #5690840 - 05/30/06 01:57 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: How old were you when you discovered masterbation??? [Re: soulcircus]
    #5690873 - 05/30/06 02:07 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Yea when I first did it in the shower I freakin busted my ass.


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Re: How old were you when you discovered masturbation??? [Re: Amatoxin]
    #5690877 - 05/30/06 02:09 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I was beating off when I was like 9-10.. not like anything was coming out that young, but it was still a cheap thrill. Shrug.


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Re: How old were you when you discovered masturbation??? [Re: Amatoxin]
    #5690878 - 05/30/06 02:10 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I was probably 10 years old when I discovered masturbation by accident. What a wonderful day that was.


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Re: How old were you when you discovered masturbation??? [Re: Amatoxin]
    #5690883 - 05/30/06 02:11 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I got all you fools beat (so to speak). I was around six or seven. I was looking at my parent's "Joy of Sex" book by Dr. Alex Comfort (I always thought that doctor's name sounded so tight). I tripped too when I orgasmed. I jumped and ran to the bathroom 'cause I thought I had to piss, and then boom! Ecstasy! I then applied the scientific method and tested my hypothesis that I could duplicate the results of my previous experiment, and boom! Ecstasy again! I've been hooked ever since.

Oh yeah, and I didn't start producing semen and all that gunk until I was about 13 1/2, so I miss those younger days of strokin' 'cause there was no clean-up involved. Dry orgasms were the best! I used to think something was wrong with me 'cause all the older kids would talk about some white, milky stuff comin' out their dick when they nutted. Then one day after finishing my Saturday morning paper route and jacking off behind some apartments with a "Mellow Mail" bikini catalog I'd found while on my route, the slime appeared. It didn't show up immediately though. I had ridden home on my bike, and I went to throw the catalog in the trash cans on the side of my house when I felt that the tippa my dick was a lil bit wet. I reached in my pants, and ever since I've needed to be more careful with my masturbatory activities, i.e. have a napkin, towel on hand (there are way too many opportunities for puns when talking about sex stuff), or be near a toilet or other seminiferous receptacle. At first my ejaculate was crystal clear, but with age came the "white, milky stuff" we hormone-racked dudes are all too familiar with.

Something funny too, I'm an English major and I think my infatuation with words stems from the fact that I used to jack off to the dictionary. I would look up words like vulva, labia, clitoris and jack off to those.


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Re: How old were you when you discovered masturbation??? [Re: Amatoxin]
    #5690910 - 05/30/06 02:20 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Yesterday. How cool!!!


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Re: How old were you when you discovered masturbation??? [Re: goliath_91710]
    #5690916 - 05/30/06 02:20 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Thats intersesting... I also was scared i was shooting blanks for the longest time. I was fucking 15 untill i shot one off and i had already had sex.


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Re: How old were you when you discovered masturbation??? [Re: undersativaskies]
    #5690939 - 05/30/06 02:26 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

i was 13, I found a brand new porn mag on the side walk so I took it home and proceeded to jizz on it like crazy


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Re: How old were you when you discovered masturbation??? [Re: undersativaskies]
    #5690945 - 05/30/06 02:29 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I first wacked off at 14. It was an accident though, a mesquito bit my manhood and it itched so bad, so I just kept rubbing and rubbing. I came and it felt really good and it suprised me a little. True story.


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