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OfflineBrukan
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Female Masturbation
    #1009638 - 10/31/02 08:31 AM (21 years, 5 months ago)

I'd love to know what my fellow shroomerites think about female masturbation.



When I was going out with my girl, I loved to watch her masturbate. It gets me so worked up and I pop a woody like instantly! =:boing:= There's something so mysterious and yet so beautiful about watching a woman masturbate (IMO). What do you guys think...any cool stories...

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Re: Female Masturbation [Re: Brukan]
    #1009856 - 10/31/02 10:37 AM (21 years, 4 months ago)

I'm in favor of it. I've known girls who admit doing it, but never have seen it.



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Re: Female Masturbation [Re: Brukan]
    #1009938 - 10/31/02 11:24 AM (21 years, 4 months ago)

As a Woman, and a Masturbater  :grin: I am not accustomed to allowing others to watch me.
It has to be a VERY special Man that gets to watch that Secret Rite . To date , there has only been One. Although I have had a very limited selection of Lovers, none of them qualified, save the 'One'.
as a brief aside,
Every should be in touch with themselves,Male or Female -  its natural - Why else have hands?  :laugh: - OoD 

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Re: Female Masturbation [Re: Anonymous]
    #1009953 - 10/31/02 11:31 AM (21 years, 4 months ago)

As a male I find it very erotic and incredibly stimulating to watch...

"...that Secret Rite"

The air of mystery you provide, OoD, makes it all the more arousing  :grin:


   

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Re: Female Masturbation [Re: dee_N_ae]
    #1010002 - 10/31/02 11:55 AM (21 years, 4 months ago)

My GF used to, i think she still does.. a few times she pleasured herself with one hand and me with the other... that was fun!  :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :laugh: :cool:

Not lately tho.. //me sexually frustrated!! arghhhhhhh

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Re: Female Masturbation [Re: Brukan]
    #1010005 - 10/31/02 11:57 AM (21 years, 4 months ago)

I'm down like funky town.


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    #1010269 - 10/31/02 01:16 PM (21 years, 4 months ago)


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Re: Female Masturbation [Re: ]
    #1010309 - 10/31/02 01:30 PM (21 years, 4 months ago)

yea my girl does it all the time its quite annoying after a while


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Re: Female Masturbation [Re: Brukan]
    #1010352 - 10/31/02 01:46 PM (21 years, 4 months ago)

my girlfriend recently told me she does it, on a regular basis... which was quite a shock for me cuz i didnt think she did, or if she did i didnt think she would tell me... but im happy about it... this opens a lot of new opportunities :grin:

i find female masturbation extremely arousing... a woman just giving in to herself... i get horny just thinking about it  :grin:

and i find that women with an open sexuality are more healthy and open... and more attractive...

i have to say men have a physical advantage, tho... everything is easy to reach... thank god!


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Re: Female Masturbation [Re: Dobie]
    #1010364 - 10/31/02 01:50 PM (21 years, 4 months ago)

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yea my girl does it all the time its quite annoying after a while




I'm thinking that dobie isn't doing very well at getting her off.  :smirk:

Oh and I love to watch a woman masterbate!!!!



   


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Re: Female Masturbation [Re: Roadkill]
    #1010374 - 10/31/02 01:53 PM (21 years, 4 months ago)

yea were kinda on a split right now trying to figure out what we both wanna do. so that explains to no sex it sucks. i tell her no mushies till i get laid :grin:


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Re: Female Masturbation [Re: Brukan]
    #1010759 - 10/31/02 04:00 PM (21 years, 4 months ago)

Watching my girl masturbate is a huge turn on for me, and she knows it. If we're out and about and she thinks no one can see her, she'll stick her hand down her pants or pull up her skirt and give me a show. Needless to say this pays off for her in spades, because by the time we get home, I am sooo ready to jump her bones!! She also likes to watch me, and we do some mutal type stuff as well. Masturbation is an essential part of a healthy relationship, IMO. As long as it's not done on the sly because your not satisfied with your partner. That sucks.



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Re: Female Masturbation [Re: Brukan]
    #1010907 - 10/31/02 05:00 PM (21 years, 4 months ago)

I love masturbating. i usually let my boyfriend (when i have one..) watch me, as long as i get to watch him, and maybe help a little. I like to watch girls masturbate too, total turn on for me.

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Re: Female Masturbation [Re: Brukan]
    #1011504 - 10/31/02 09:16 PM (21 years, 4 months ago)

Major turn on :smile:.


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Re: Female Masturbation [Re: Fred Garvin]
    #1012986 - 11/01/02 10:56 AM (21 years, 4 months ago)

> If we're out and about and she thinks no one can see her, she'll stick her hand down her pants or pull up her skirt and give me a show.
Ha, that is so cool!  I love women like that...  :laugh:

> She also likes to watch me, and we do some mutual type stuff as well.
I find that when situations like this pop up...the meeting begins to take on a magical feel...I feel like we're working with a "magical wand" and a "magical cup."  I was involved with a woman once that was very much into masturbating with me...and it's one of the most mysterious and amazingly powerful sexual moments I can ever remember in my life...when one stares into their partners eyes in the heat of the moment...wow... :laugh: :tongue: :tongue:

>  Masturbation is an essential part of a healthy relationship, IMO.
Oh yeah...that's why I don't go to church anymore.  :grin: 

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Re: Female Masturbation [Re: Brukan]
    #1013213 - 11/01/02 12:21 PM (21 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: Female Masturbation [Re: In(di)go]
    #1013420 - 11/01/02 01:35 PM (21 years, 4 months ago)

I had a girlfriend who would masturbate just too get me to do her...

We would be in bed and Im all tired and their she would go.. "Honey look, Im doin your job".. AAAaaaah Sometimes you jsut want to sleep...


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Re: Female Masturbation [Re: GabbaDj]
    #1014736 - 11/02/02 12:06 AM (21 years, 4 months ago)

I've never met a girl who's admitted to masturbating nor have any of my girlfriends ever told me...mabye I should just ask eh?


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Re: Female Masturbation [Re: Roger_irrelevant]
    #1014750 - 11/02/02 12:17 AM (21 years, 4 months ago)

I vote yes!  :grin:

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Re: Female Masturbation [Re: Roger_irrelevant]
    #1015030 - 11/02/02 02:37 AM (21 years, 4 months ago)

I masturbate..


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Re: Female Masturbation [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #1015037 - 11/02/02 02:38 AM (21 years, 4 months ago)

got pictures to prove it :grin:


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Re: Female Masturbation [Re: Dobie]
    #1015041 - 11/02/02 02:39 AM (21 years, 4 months ago)

No. Stop following me.


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Re: Female Masturbation [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #1015045 - 11/02/02 02:41 AM (21 years, 4 months ago)

i cant help it i sit and wait till someone replys to something and then reply to them


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Re: Female Masturbation [Re: Dobie]
    #1015048 - 11/02/02 02:43 AM (21 years, 4 months ago)

stalker.


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Re: Female Masturbation [Re: joe666]
    #1015049 - 11/02/02 02:44 AM (21 years, 4 months ago)

i cant help it isnt she sexy


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Re: Female Masturbation [Re: Dobie]
    #1015056 - 11/02/02 02:46 AM (21 years, 4 months ago)

No.


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Re: Female Masturbation [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #1015058 - 11/02/02 02:47 AM (21 years, 4 months ago)

yes you are and saying you arent makes you hotter too bad you dont like fat guys


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Re: Female Masturbation [Re: Dobie]
    #1015089 - 11/02/02 02:56 AM (21 years, 4 months ago)

that she is.


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Re: Female Masturbation [Re: joe666]
    #1015119 - 11/02/02 03:16 AM (21 years, 4 months ago)

oh yea


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Re: Female Masturbation [Re: Brukan]
    #1015326 - 11/02/02 08:40 AM (21 years, 4 months ago)

I love girls that masturbate!  They know what gets them off, plus they are usually more comfortable with there bodies so they can show you. 

Might not sound like much, but getting some girls off is like trying to solve a fuckin' rubix cube.

I once went out with this repressed catholic girl that was taught all that Catholicism 'your body is disgusting' BS.  I never got her off, she didn't even know what got her off, and her clit was not sensitive at all, nor that normal front G spot.
Plus she didn't let me work on it long because she always felt guilty.
:mad:

I think the best part about watching girls masturbate is watching them get off, ahhhh they make all those sexy little noises... :smile: :smile: :smile: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: Female Masturbation [Re: shroomerylurker]
    #1015345 - 11/02/02 08:50 AM (21 years, 4 months ago)

Yep and then jumping them when you can't stand it any longer or your balls are gonna explode!


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Male Masturbation [Re: ItsAllGood]
    #1015404 - 11/02/02 09:30 AM (21 years, 4 months ago)

I have some recommendations for male masturbation.

Male Solo:
If your flexible, sit in the lotus position or "Indian" style...control the breathe...visualize your chakras...evoke the Succubus...and proceed to pleasure yourself (use a lubricant if you find the need to). When I solo I sometimes visualize I'm making love to the Succubus...and sometimes I simply work on spinning my chakras. When you reach the point of orgasm, you can be very creative and use that magical energy for many things. I flush energy through my chakras and the final explosive orgasm is energy flushing out my crown chakra...to God...[Just wacking off like your racing someone is senseless to me. I masturbate like I'm making love to a woman...I like to add a touch of spirituality to it as well]

Male w/ Partner:
Sit with your partner on the floor in a comfortable setting. I always prefer to face my partner. You can follow the style as mentioned in Solo.

-and I'd just like to add that guys...don't pay any attention to what a culture may be saying about solo masturbation. People who poke fun at you for doing so don't understand...don't pay any attention. Male and female masturbation is perfectly natural, sensual, spiritual, and loads of fun!! You?re not some loser if you masturbate alone...that's an outright lie!!! Some men that I know (including myself) masturbate to practice controlling their orgasms...it's like an exercise to elongate the duration of their sexual performances [read up on related books for more info on that]. And remember that it is very much mental as it is physical...and spiritual...

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Re: Female Masturbation [Re: shroomerylurker]
    #1015413 - 11/02/02 09:36 AM (21 years, 4 months ago)

> Might not sound like much, but getting some girls off is like trying to solve a fuckin' rubix cube.
It can be fun trying to solve the puzzle  :laugh:

> I once went out with this repressed catholic girl that was taught all that Catholicism 'your body is disgusting' BS. I never got her off, she didn't even know what got her off, and her clit was not sensitive at all, nor that normal front G spot.
Plus she didn't let me work on it long because she always felt guilty.

Wow, sounds like something I went through as well!  I went out with a woman who had troubles with men in her life...also a catholic school graduate...and she had trouble achieving sexual orgasm with men.  I worked with her...it's very mental for some women (so I notice)...and we were eventually able to achieve orgasm together.  It was not easy and took lot's of focusing and opening up to sexual issues...not to mention lot's of trust.  We had to get used to our bodies and feel comfortable being nude in front of each other.  But with persistance, we ended up timing our orgasims together...and that is beyond words... :ooo:  I found that the key element of the whole experience was mutual trust. 

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Re: Female Masturbation [Re: Brukan]
    #1016197 - 11/02/02 04:05 PM (21 years, 4 months ago)

I'd love to know what my fellow shroomerites think about female masturbation.

It's hip. Very hip.  :grin: :grin:


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Re: Male Masturbation [Re: Brukan]
    #1016499 - 11/02/02 06:52 PM (21 years, 4 months ago)

oh yes masturbation is spiritual... i always masturbate thinking about a woman... preferably my girlfriend (the one that obviously turns me on the most)... you guys should read up on some kama-sutra, and especially tantra... prolonguing your stamina, AND prolonging your orgasm by doing the following:
normally as bukran stated the energy travels up the chakras (actually it always does that)... but most people dont send the energy out... sending it out through your crown chakra is an exploiding experience... yet tantra teaches another technique as well... feel the energy rising through your chakras, and when it hits the heart chakra, picture it shooting out of your back and make a loop over your head to return into the body, directly into the heart chakra, only on the front... if you look at the path of this energy, it looks like an ankh... i sadly have been only able to do this once, but i tell you it was the most blasing experience i have had... the orgasm lasted for minutes, because you recicle the energy back into the body... in fact with a certain amount of practice you can prolongate the orgasm for hours even... and you can finish this if you want by sending the energy finally through your crown chakra up to god... god you have to love tantra!


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Re: Male Masturbation [Re: In(di)go]
    #1016775 - 11/02/02 08:37 PM (21 years, 4 months ago)

> i sadly have been only able to do this once, but i tell you it was the most blasing experience i have had...

Now, is this chakra move something that is both visualized and felt...how intense can it get...what can make it work better?  When I shoot the energy out of my crown it's almost like a cannabis high mixed with the feeling of orgasm...euphoric and stimulating.  I can hit it every time if I prepare for it (breathing, sitting, and allowing the mind to still).


> the orgasm lasted for minutes, because you recicle the energy back into the body...
Yeah, that could definitely work...I'll vouch for that :laugh:

> ... god you have to love tantra!
Hey Lozt Soul, would you recommend any good reading relating to tantric sex?  Anything on tantric masturbation...is there even such a thing? 

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Re: Male Masturbation [Re: Brukan]
    #1016796 - 11/02/02 08:44 PM (21 years, 4 months ago)

it IS both visualized and felt... you have to visualize it, in order to do it... as far as intesity goes, i dont know... the one time i accomplished it was MINDBLOWING... best sex ive ever had, hands down... but i bet it can get better... with practice... sadly i dont find the time lately to meditate on anything... so my mind is constantly babbling and its hard to shut...

i actually havent read any book about it... most i know of tantric sex is from the internet... run a web search, and im sure youll find good sites and lots of info and reading material... as far as tantric masturbation goes, i havent seen a book about it as a subject... but masturbation is a GREAT part of the tantric energy itself... tantra actually teaches to masturbate and please oneself before the act, during which it is better to please the partner... good luck with it!


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Re: Male Masturbation [Re: In(di)go]
    #1016816 - 11/02/02 08:52 PM (21 years, 4 months ago)

"tantra actually teaches to masturbate and please oneself before the act, during which it is better to please the partner... "

That just seems like common sense to me! ..hmm maybe I should read up on this Tantra... :smirk: 

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Re: Male Masturbation [Re: dee_N_ae]
    #1016819 - 11/02/02 08:55 PM (21 years, 4 months ago)

yeah! but it is easier to please your partner if you have released the accumulated sexual energy before the act!  :grin:


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Re: Male Masturbation [Re: In(di)go]
    #1016992 - 11/02/02 10:16 PM (21 years, 4 months ago)

Is all tantric stuff dealing with chacras and such? Im interested but Im not sure what its all about. No offense but all this heart chacra and energy swirling around and stuff sounds like a bunch of little kids talking pokemon or something. I think I would feel realy silly and put the book down after a few pages if its all like that. Psychology and anatomy are what I trust.

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Re: Male Masturbation [Re: In(di)go]
    #1016997 - 11/02/02 10:17 PM (21 years, 4 months ago)


sonofabitch I WANT SOME PUSSY!!!!!!

AAHHHH! I can't take it anymore! My head is gonna blow!



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Re: Male Masturbation [Re: Chemical_Smile]
    #1017712 - 11/03/02 04:15 AM (21 years, 4 months ago)

then you should go and get kama-sutra... no chakra talk in there, just pure practical advice... (goooooood advice, tho)


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Re: Male Masturbation [Re: In(di)go]
    #1018351 - 11/03/02 12:25 PM (21 years, 4 months ago)

Let's pay attention on how this discussion flows...I see something interesting happening...

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Female Masturbation / Sharing [Re: Brukan]
    #1018530 - 11/03/02 01:27 PM (21 years, 4 months ago)

I noticed this discussion attracted the attention of a few women on Shroomery. What I'd like to ask...and humbly do so...would be if you woman may offer some advice on solo masturbation. From experience, what worked? What didn't work? Any techniques? I leave you to share at your will...no pressure...

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Re: Female Masturbation / Sharing [Re: Brukan]
    #1018761 - 11/03/02 02:39 PM (21 years, 4 months ago)

>What I'd like to ask...and humbly do so...would be if you woman may offer some advice on solo masturbation. From experience, what worked? What didn't work? Any techniques?

Ok, solo masturbation, not as fun as doin it with someone, but yeah, a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do right? How do i do it? I really like the shower thing, lay in the tub and put my clit right under the running water, play with my boobs a little, sit back lay back and fantasize, feels so great.  Takes about 15 minutes that way. Then theres the vibrator/dildo use the other hand to rub my clit or boobs, dont like it as much as the water thing, takes about 20 minutes and sometimes my arms get tired  :smirk:, but of course, its still better when i can get the real thing.

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Re: Female Masturbation / Sharing [Re: MissErin420]
    #1018766 - 11/03/02 02:41 PM (21 years, 4 months ago)

where ya from i got the real thing :laugh:


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Re: Female Masturbation / Sharing [Re: MissErin420]
    #1019010 - 11/03/02 04:30 PM (21 years, 4 months ago)

> I really like the shower thing, lay in the tub and put my clit right under the running water, play with my boobs a little, sit back lay back and fantasize, feels so great.

Ah, sounds fun :wink:

> Takes about 15 minutes that way.
Is the 15 minutes because that's all it takes...or are you pressed for time?  I like to make my solo's last as long as possible...it's like an exercise...like 30 minutes or more... 

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Re: Female Masturbation [Re: Brukan]
    #1019710 - 11/03/02 11:00 PM (21 years, 4 months ago)

At a request by Brukan... I'll answer.
I love masturbating. Honestly. I can't think of any better way to take away stress. I'm extremely comfortable with myself when it comes to self pleasure. I allow myself to get carried away, which can be a great thing. I want to know what makes ME tick in order to explain it to my boyfriend. I think the best love one can get is from themselves. Females in general have a hard time orgasming... and so inorder for me to get around that when I'm with my man, I need to know what gets me over the edge... and then I pass the info on to him.
I love my body... of course it's definately a love/hate relationship but I'm learning to love it. A girl needs to be able to light some candles, get naked, and make love to herself. For a few minutes, or make it linger to a few hours... whatever it is... it's a must.


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Re: Female Masturbation [Re: Delyrium]
    #1019713 - 11/03/02 11:01 PM (21 years, 4 months ago)

btw - I'm not quite sure WHAT my boyfriend thinks about me masturbating infront of him... I don't think he minds though.


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Re: Female Masturbation [Re: Delyrium]
    #1020384 - 11/04/02 07:59 AM (21 years, 4 months ago)

Do I mind?  HELL no, baby.  I'm getting aroused just at the thought... :wink: 


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    #1020403 - 11/04/02 08:17 AM (21 years, 4 months ago)

but im still right here, giving blood... keeping faith


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    #1021115 - 11/04/02 01:14 PM (21 years, 4 months ago)

hahaha


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    #1022236 - 11/04/02 07:47 PM (21 years, 4 months ago)

i think ill get a sex transplant so i can try it

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Re: Female Masturbation [Re: Delyrium]
    #1022253 - 11/04/02 07:50 PM (21 years, 4 months ago)

:grin:


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    #1022257 - 11/04/02 07:51 PM (21 years, 4 months ago)

or you could just wait til you reincarnate as a woman!  :wink:

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Re: Female Masturbation [Re: In(di)go]
    #1022261 - 11/04/02 07:52 PM (21 years, 4 months ago)

I prefer a female jerking me off or me fingering her.

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    #1023353 - 11/05/02 04:44 AM (21 years, 4 months ago)

I'm sure that almost all girls have at least tried masturbation from an early age.
It's sad that many women still are uncomfortable and even ashamed of their bodies and miss out on one of the greatest sources of pleasure they can give to themselves.
As for admitting to masturbation.. I admit to it freely... well, if someone asks, anyway! :smile: I've got no reason why I shouldn't! Men talk about it all the time, so why shouldn't we? Maybe some women feel that they will be looked differently upon by others if they admit that they masturbate? I think younger girls might have this problem but once you get over the teen years of sexual awkwardness, I think most men and women nowadays accept that female masturbation is pretty normal and women should not be about it.

Out of curiosity, do other shroomerite female masturbators like to use toys? :smile: A simple vibrator gets a bit boring after awhile, but it's great when my fingers are too tired to do a better job.. and my boyfriend loves seeing me use  Mr. Jelly . :smile: 


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Re: Female Masturbation [Re: Fina]
    #1023676 - 11/05/02 09:04 AM (21 years, 4 months ago)

toys never did it for me... the only real way i can reach orgasm is by clit stimulation.


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Re: Female Masturbation [Re: Delyrium]
    #1023731 - 11/05/02 09:41 AM (21 years, 4 months ago)

> I want to know what makes ME tick in order to explain it to my boyfriend.
I find this applies to me as well.  When I know what turns me on...what allows me to achieve orgasm...then when I make love with a woman the experience is beyond words...


> I think the best love one can get is from themselves.
HAHA, yeah...I can see what you mean.


> Females in general have a hard time orgasming... and so in order for me to get around that when I'm with my man, I need to know what gets me over the edge... and then I pass the info on to him.

Ah, that's so important!  It's a level of understanding...and communication that one shares with a partner.


Thanks for sharing Delyrium :grin: 

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    #1023735 - 11/05/02 09:43 AM (21 years, 4 months ago)

> I prefer a female jerking me off or me fingering her.
You can try that in the 69 position...works for me  :grin:   

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Re: Female Masturbation [Re: Fina]
    #1023760 - 11/05/02 09:56 AM (21 years, 4 months ago)

> It's sad that many women still are uncomfortable and even ashamed of their bodies and miss out on one of the greatest sources of pleasure they can give to themselves.

Amen!  It's a tragedy that some, if not most, women miss out on this...and IMO being the best when in their youth...something they can learn from and share with a partner.


> Maybe some women feel that they will be looked differently upon by others if they admit that they masturbate?

Though women have come to new levels of liberation here in the USA...I find that sexual liberation for women also attracts the stereotype that she is promiscuous.  This is another tragedy!  I blame our patriarchal system.


> Out of curiosity, do other shroomerite female masturbators like to use toys?  A simple vibrator gets a bit boring after awhile, but it's great when my fingers are too tired to do a better job.. and my boyfriend loves seeing me use Mr. Jelly.

A woman I was once in a relationship with loved to use something called a "Pocket Rocket."  It's a small pink vibrator, and loads of fun!  She also liked something else...but I forget the name...that is shaped like a butterfly and vibrates (there's probably loads of vibrators like that available).  Unfortunately, this woman I mention is not a shroomerite...nor wants to be in that world :frown: But a lovely woman nonetheless. 

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    #8075812 - 02/27/08 02:09 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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I had a girlfriend who would masturbate just too get me to do her...




So let me get this straight, your girlfriend forces you to have sex with her.

Oh you poor baby I feel so bad for you

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    #8075817 - 02/27/08 02:14 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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slayernine said:
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GabbaDj said:
I had a girlfriend who would masturbate just too get me to do her...




So let me get this straight, your girlfriend forces you to have sex with her.

Oh you poor baby I feel so bad for you




"had" being the key word. this thread is over 5 years old! lol.


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    #8075837 - 02/27/08 02:25 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Damn well time to revive it, no?

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    #8075848 - 02/27/08 02:34 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

That's the spirit!!!


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Re: Female Masturbation [Re: Brukan]
    #8075891 - 02/27/08 02:51 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

i love female masturbation .. i do it all the time. :smirk:


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    #8075897 - 02/27/08 02:54 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Would you do it in my house? Would you do it with a mouse?


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Re: Female Masturbation [Re: psilog]
    #8075932 - 02/27/08 03:17 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

with a mouse? no.

i'm more partial to my own hand .. or even a vibrator if i'm feeling adventurous. a mouse would just be weird.


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I was asking for a cyberiffic demonstration


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    #8076033 - 02/27/08 04:56 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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>What I'd like to ask...and humbly do so...would be if you woman may offer some advice on solo masturbation. From experience, what worked? What didn't work? Any techniques?




Porn used to get me off, but now I've become sort of immune to it, it's only like the dirtier stuff that seems to get me off and even that can take a bit sometimes.

I used to have a Rampant Rabbit, now they are the fucking ultimate! You can have an orgasm within minutes with one of those babies!


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    #11860342 - 01/19/10 03:25 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Know what I find totally hot is gay sex. Im not joking. Like two hot guys fucking gets me going. What do you guys (or girls I should say) think?

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picked my high school girlfriend up from school one day i got out early and on the drive to her hous she took all her clothes off and gave me a show and a bj and the whole time two guys in a truck were right on my ass trying to get a look

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Know what I find totally hot is gay sex. Im not joking. Like two hot guys fucking gets me going. What do you guys (or girls I should say) think?




::slobber::

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Know what I find totally hot is gay sex. Im not joking. Like two hot guys fucking gets me going. What do you guys (or girls I should say) think?




::slobber::

pretty much.




SERIOUSLY!! Those dudes get DOWN. And what I love about it is it doesn't seem fake. THEY  SEEM TO LOVE a good ass fucking and they aren't just trying to get paid or turn on someone else.

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divadrea said:
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ChairmanMeow said:
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divadrea said:
Know what I find totally hot is gay sex. Im not joking. Like two hot guys fucking gets me going. What do you guys (or girls I should say) think?




::slobber::

pretty much.




SERIOUSLY!! Those dudes get DOWN. And what I love about it is it doesn't seem fake. THEY  SEEM TO LOVE a good ass fucking and they aren't just trying to get paid or turn on someone else.



OMG i never thought OMG sick

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ChairmanMeow said:
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divadrea said:
Know what I find totally hot is gay sex. Im not joking. Like two hot guys fucking gets me going. What do you guys (or girls I should say) think?




::slobber::

pretty much.




SERIOUSLY!! Those dudes get DOWN. And what I love about it is it doesn't seem fake. THEY  SEEM TO LOVE a good ass fucking and they aren't just trying to get paid or turn on someone else.



OMG i never thought OMG sick




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divadrea said:
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ChairmanMeow said:
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divadrea said:
Know what I find totally hot is gay sex. Im not joking. Like two hot guys fucking gets me going. What do you guys (or girls I should say) think?




::slobber::

pretty much.




SERIOUSLY!! Those dudes get DOWN. And what I love about it is it doesn't seem fake. THEY  SEEM TO LOVE a good ass fucking and they aren't just trying to get paid or turn on someone else.




HAHAHA /thread

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    #11860442 - 01/19/10 03:40 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

This thread is like 7 years old.

BUT, it offers an example of Learyfan posting a message without a picture!

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I'm in favor of it. I've known girls who admit doing it, but never have seen it.

 




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Re: Female Masturbation / Sharing [Re: divadrea]
    #11860452 - 01/19/10 03:42 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Goddamn NECROPOASTERS! You noobs! Start NEW threads! :kingcrankey:


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Re: Female Masturbation / Sharing [Re: divadrea]
    #11860462 - 01/19/10 03:43 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

(That said though: If anyone here can recall the RP incident in like, November - scroll up and read that post. lol. pwned.)


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Re: Female Masturbation / Sharing [Re: efrog]
    #11860495 - 01/19/10 03:48 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

haha sry everyone I found this old thread and just had to chime in. yes Im a newb, yes Im a girl, yes I masturbate and do not tank me or proclaim how "hot" it is cuz I don't do it for you.

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Re: Female Masturbation / Sharing [Re: divadrea]
    #11860512 - 01/19/10 03:51 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

i will rate u high though for being one of the few girls that will admit it:thumbup:

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Re: Female Masturbation / Sharing [Re: Beanz]
    #11860524 - 01/19/10 03:53 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

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i will rate u high though for being one of the few girls that will admit it:thumbup:




how kind of you :laugh:

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Re: Female Masturbation / Sharing [Re: divadrea]
    #11860526 - 01/19/10 03:53 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

divadrea said:
haha sry everyone I found this old thread and just had to chime in. yes Im a newb, yes Im a girl, yes I masturbate and do not tank me or proclaim how "hot" it is cuz I don't do it for you.



Haha, don't flatter yourself, I don't even know (or care) what you look like. For all I know you're fat and ugly. :shrug:


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Re: Female Masturbation / Sharing [Re: Beanz]
    #11860536 - 01/19/10 03:55 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

I, for one, support the multiple resurrection of this thread :thumbup: :lol:

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Re: Female Masturbation / Sharing [Re: divadrea]
    #11860538 - 01/19/10 03:55 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

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haha sry everyone I found this old thread and just had to chime in. yes Im a newb, yes Im a girl, yes I masturbate and do not tank me or proclaim how "hot" it is cuz I don't do it for you.




Oh no, you're doing it for me...you just don't know it. :shoosh:


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Re: Female Masturbation / Sharing [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #11860547 - 01/19/10 03:57 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Samurai Drifter said:
Quote:

divadrea said:
haha sry everyone I found this old thread and just had to chime in. yes Im a newb, yes Im a girl, yes I masturbate and do not tank me or proclaim how "hot" it is cuz I don't do it for you.



Haha, don't flatter yourself, I don't even know (or care) what you look like. For all I know you're fat and ugly. :shrug:




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Ima Trooper said:
Quote:

divadrea said:
haha sry everyone I found this old thread and just had to chime in. yes Im a newb, yes Im a girl, yes I masturbate and do not tank me or proclaim how "hot" it is cuz I don't do it for you.




Oh no, you're doing it for me...you just don't know it. :shoosh:





DAMMIT!!!!!!

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Re: Female Masturbation / Sharing [Re: NetDiver]
    #11860551 - 01/19/10 03:58 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

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Quote:

divadrea said:
haha sry everyone I found this old thread and just had to chime in. yes Im a newb, yes Im a girl, yes I masturbate and do not tank me or proclaim how "hot" it is cuz I don't do it for you.



Haha, don't flatter yourself, I don't even know (or care) what you look like. For all I know you're fat and ugly. :shrug:



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Re: Female Masturbation / Sharing [Re: NetDiver]
    #11860554 - 01/19/10 03:59 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Samurai Drifter said:
Quote:

divadrea said:
haha sry everyone I found this old thread and just had to chime in. yes Im a newb, yes Im a girl, yes I masturbate and do not tank me or proclaim how "hot" it is cuz I don't do it for you.



Haha, don't flatter yourself, I don't even know (or care) what you look like. For all I know you're fat and ugly. :shrug:




(1) way to go, Prince Charming
(2) that wasn't her point


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Re: Female Masturbation / Sharing [Re: efrog]
    #11860559 - 01/19/10 04:01 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Lots of epic win in this thread.

I didn't read the OP, but, whats the point of this thread?


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Re: Female Masturbation / Sharing [Re: NetDiver]
    #11860560 - 01/19/10 04:01 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

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Quote:

divadrea said:
haha sry everyone I found this old thread and just had to chime in. yes Im a newb, yes Im a girl, yes I masturbate and do not tank me or proclaim how "hot" it is cuz I don't do it for you.



Haha, don't flatter yourself, I don't even know (or care) what you look like. For all I know you're fat and ugly. :shrug:





look Im just speaking from the perspective of a LOT of women I know who feel this way (and I know not all will agree). Having guys turn into drooling idiots over the idea of us wanking really is just objectifying and pretty gross. guys may think they are liberating us by encouraging it but it just cheapens it and takes away the personal affect.

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Re: Female Masturbation / Sharing [Re: ChairmanMeow]
    #11860561 - 01/19/10 04:01 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

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ChairmanMeow said:
Quote:

Samurai Drifter said:
Quote:

divadrea said:
haha sry everyone I found this old thread and just had to chime in. yes Im a newb, yes Im a girl, yes I masturbate and do not tank me or proclaim how "hot" it is cuz I don't do it for you.



Haha, don't flatter yourself, I don't even know (or care) what you look like. For all I know you're fat and ugly. :shrug:




(1) way to go, Prince Charming
(2) that wasn't her point




True...but she did seem a bit stand offish and defensive in her first post. Thats why I couldn't help poking a little fun.

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Re: Female Masturbation / Sharing [Re: ChairmanMeow]
    #11860564 - 01/19/10 04:01 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Shaddup. It was funny!

There are a LOT of girls on here, and I am prettttty sure most all of us masturbate, and NOT for others on the shroomery.

It was funny. Slap your knee and laugh, dammit!

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Re: Female Masturbation / Sharing [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #11860566 - 01/19/10 04:02 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

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ChairmanMeow said:
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Samurai Drifter said:
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divadrea said:
haha sry everyone I found this old thread and just had to chime in. yes Im a newb, yes Im a girl, yes I masturbate and do not tank me or proclaim how "hot" it is cuz I don't do it for you.



Haha, don't flatter yourself, I don't even know (or care) what you look like. For all I know you're fat and ugly. :shrug:




(1) way to go, Prince Charming
(2) that wasn't her point




True...but she did seem a bit stand offish and defensive in her first post. Thats why I couldn't help poking a little fun.

:seriousbusiness:




which post? I did not mean to be standoffish, defensive maybe a bit :smile:

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Re: Female Masturbation / Sharing [Re: efrog]
    #11860576 - 01/19/10 04:04 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

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Shaddup. It was funny!

There are a LOT of girls on here, and I am prettttty sure most all of us masturbate, and NOT for others on the shroomery.

that can be changed

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Re: Female Masturbation / Sharing [Re: divadrea]
    #11860582 - 01/19/10 04:07 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

lol. OK 11pm, done with work, going to fetch my husband and guess what we're doing after that...:laugh:

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Re: Female Masturbation / Sharing [Re: Beanz]
    #11860599 - 01/19/10 04:09 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

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Beanz said:
Quote:

efrog said:
Shaddup. It was funny!

There are a LOT of girls on here, and I am prettttty sure most all of us masturbate, and NOT for others on the shroomery.

that can be changed





this is for you beanz :laugh:

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Re: Female Masturbation / Sharing [Re: divadrea]
    #11860604 - 01/19/10 04:10 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

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Quote:

Samurai Drifter said:
Quote:

divadrea said:
haha sry everyone I found this old thread and just had to chime in. yes Im a newb, yes Im a girl, yes I masturbate and do not tank me or proclaim how "hot" it is cuz I don't do it for you.



Haha, don't flatter yourself, I don't even know (or care) what you look like. For all I know you're fat and ugly. :shrug:





look Im just speaking from the perspective of a LOT of women I know who feel this way (and I know not all will agree). Having guys turn into drooling idiots over the idea of us wanking really is just objectifying and pretty gross. guys may think they are liberating us by encouraging it but it just cheapens it and takes away the personal affect.




It goes both ways. Most of the girlfriends I've had have ASKED me to jack off in front of/on them because they thought it was hot.

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Re: Female Masturbation / Sharing [Re: efrog]
    #11860611 - 01/19/10 04:11 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

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Shaddup. It was funny!

There are a LOT of girls on here, and I am prettttty sure most all of us masturbate, and NOT for others on the shroomery.

It was funny. Slap your knee and laugh, dammit!




What was funny, "fat & ugly"? eh, not so much... tad more originality would have raised the score...

"Haha, don't flatter yourself, I don't even know (or care) what you look like. For all I know you've got three tits like the chick in Total Recall, or a fetish for hot gay porn that alarms the living shit out of male Shroomerites, or a vagina dentata equipped with cheap Bulgarian dentures."

Not that that's funny either, but at least it's shroomier.

As for visceral responses to true humour, I will slap no knee before its time. :biggrin:


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Re: Female Masturbation / Sharing [Re: divadrea]
    #11860613 - 01/19/10 04:11 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

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Beanz said:
Quote:

efrog said:
Shaddup. It was funny!

There are a LOT of girls on here, and I am prettttty sure most all of us masturbate, and NOT for others on the shroomery.

that can be changed





this is for you beanz :laugh:




HAHAHAHAHAHA  thats sick

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Re: Female Masturbation / Sharing [Re: efrog]
    #11860621 - 01/19/10 04:12 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

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lol. OK 11pm, done with work, going to fetch my husband and guess what we're doing after that...:laugh:




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Re: Female Masturbation [Re: ChairmanMeow]
    #11860625 - 01/19/10 04:13 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

:givemehead:

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Re: Female Masturbation / Sharing [Re: Gumby]
    #11860626 - 01/19/10 04:13 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

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divadrea said:
Quote:

Samurai Drifter said:
Quote:

divadrea said:
haha sry everyone I found this old thread and just had to chime in. yes Im a newb, yes Im a girl, yes I masturbate and do not tank me or proclaim how "hot" it is cuz I don't do it for you.



Haha, don't flatter yourself, I don't even know (or care) what you look like. For all I know you're fat and ugly. :shrug:





look Im just speaking from the perspective of a LOT of women I know who feel this way (and I know not all will agree). Having guys turn into drooling idiots over the idea of us wanking really is just objectifying and pretty gross. guys may think they are liberating us by encouraging it but it just cheapens it and takes away the personal affect.




It goes both ways. Most of the girlfriends I've had have ASKED me to jack off in front of/on them because they thought it was hot.




That's cool, and I get that. But my guess is you'd be hard pressed to find girls starting a thread panting over it. Maybe its just the dif between men and women...

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Re: Female Masturbation / Sharing [Re: ChairmanMeow]
    #11860634 - 01/19/10 04:14 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

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Quote:

efrog said:
Shaddup. It was funny!

There are a LOT of girls on here, and I am prettttty sure most all of us masturbate, and NOT for others on the shroomery.

It was funny. Slap your knee and laugh, dammit!




What was funny, "fat & ugly"? eh, not so much... tad more originality would have raised the score...

"Haha, don't flatter yourself, I don't even know (or care) what you look like. For all I know you've got three tits like the chick in Total Recall, or a fetish for hot gay porn that alarms the living shit out of male Shroomerites, or a vagina dentata equipped with cheap Bulgarian dentures."

Not that that's funny either, but at least it's shroomier.

As for visceral responses to true humour, I will slap no knee before its time. :biggrin:




:rofl: HAAAAAAAAAA

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Re: Female Masturbation / Sharing [Re: divadrea]
    #11860640 - 01/19/10 04:15 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

:seriousbusiness:


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Re: Female Masturbation / Sharing [Re: ChairmanMeow]
    #11860646 - 01/19/10 04:16 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

It was more like "for all I know.....shrugs" and the funny part to me was the fact that he DIDN'T do the "guy on the shroomery thing" like "send pics" or "can I watch" or whatever.

I like it when guys are like "don't go swingin' your girlness round here expecting special treatment" rather than "Girl? WOOF WOOF!! Girl?? Sniff! Sniff! Where! I MUST EAT PANTIES! NAO!"

If you see what I mean.

OK. I am tired and have things to do!

nite

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    #11860651 - 01/19/10 04:17 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

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ok there were a lot to choose from but here ya go!

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Re: Female Masturbation / Sharing [Re: efrog]
    #11860662 - 01/19/10 04:19 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

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It was more like "for all I know.....shrugs" and the funny part to me was the fact that he DIDN'T do the "guy on the shroomery thing" like "send pics" or "can I watch" or whatever.

I like it when guys are like "don't go swingin' your girlness round here expecting special treatment" rather than "Girl? WOOF WOOF!! Girl?? Sniff! Sniff! Where! I MUST EAT PANTIES! NAO!"

If you see what I mean.

OK. I am tired and have things to do!

But notice how it's either horny wolf or sexist pig (yes I am oversimplefying but you see my point)

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Re: Female Masturbation / Sharing [Re: efrog]
    #11860663 - 01/19/10 04:19 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

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It was more like "for all I know.....shrugs" and the funny part to me was the fact that he DIDN'T do the "guy on the shroomery thing" like "send pics" or "can I watch" or whatever.

I like it when guys are like "don't go swingin' your girlness round here expecting special treatment" rather than "Girl? WOOF WOOF!! Girl?? Sniff! Sniff! Where! I MUST EAT PANTIES! NAO!"



That was the whole point! Thank you. :thumbup:


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Re: Female Masturbation / Sharing [Re: efrog]
    #11860664 - 01/19/10 04:19 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

efrog said:
It was more like "for all I know.....shrugs" and the funny part to me was the fact that he DIDN'T do the "guy on the shroomery thing" like "send pics" or "can I watch" or whatever.

I like it when guys are like "don't go swingin' your girlness round here expecting special treatment" rather than "Girl? WOOF WOOF!! Girl?? Sniff! Sniff! Where! I MUST EAT PANTIES! NAO!"

If you see what I mean.

OK. I am tired and have things to do!

nite



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Re: Female Masturbation / Sharing [Re: divadrea]
    #11860674 - 01/19/10 04:21 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

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But notice how it's either horny wolf or sexist pig (yes I am oversimplefying but you see my point)



Sexist pig? I'm not sexist in the slightest. If anything I'm less sexist because I don't care that you're a woman or what you look like.


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Re: Female Masturbation / Sharing [Re: NetDiver]
    #11860704 - 01/19/10 04:24 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

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It was more like "for all I know.....shrugs" and the funny part to me was the fact that he DIDN'T do the "guy on the shroomery thing" like "send pics" or "can I watch" or whatever.

I like it when guys are like "don't go swingin' your girlness round here expecting special treatment" rather than "Girl? WOOF WOOF!! Girl?? Sniff! Sniff! Where! I MUST EAT PANTIES! NAO!"



That was the whole point! Thank you. :thumbup:



Quote:

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divadrea said:
But notice how it's either horny wolf or sexist pig (yes I am oversimplefying but you see my point)



Sexist pig? I'm not sexist in the slightest. If anything I'm less sexist because I don't care that you're a woman or what you look like.



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But notice how it's either horny wolf or sexist pig (yes I am oversimplefying but you see my point)



Sexist pig? I'm not sexist in the slightest. If anything I'm less sexist because I don't care that you're a woman or what you look like.




yes your fat and ugly comment was highly progressive :-P

MY point is, judging by some stuff I've seen so far, woman still get objectified either one way or another. Its just sort of sad.

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Re: Female Masturbation / Sharing [Re: divadrea]
    #11860714 - 01/19/10 04:25 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

also I did say I was oversimplefying

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Re: Female Masturbation / Sharing [Re: NetDiver]
    #11860717 - 01/19/10 04:25 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

im not a horny wolf or sexist pig:frown:

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Re: Female Masturbation / Sharing [Re: Beanz]
    #11860733 - 01/19/10 04:29 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Beanz said:
im not a horny wolf or sexist pig:(




Aw! :hug:


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Re: Female Masturbation / Sharing [Re: ChairmanMeow]
    #11860747 - 01/19/10 04:31 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

ChairmanMeow said:
Quote:

Beanz said:
im not a horny wolf or sexist pig:(




Aw! :hug:




No beanz you're a lucky fuck who finds bud in your car :laugh:

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Re: Female Masturbation / Sharing [Re: divadrea]
    #11860773 - 01/19/10 04:36 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

lol it must have been good karma

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Re: Female Masturbation / Sharing [Re: ChairmanMeow]
    #11860778 - 01/19/10 04:38 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

ChairmanMeow said:
Quote:

Beanz said:
im not a horny wolf or sexist pig:(




Aw! :hug:


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Re: Female Masturbation / Sharing [Re: divadrea]
    #11860913 - 01/19/10 04:56 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

divadrea said:
Quote:

efrog said:
It was more like "for all I know.....shrugs" and the funny part to me was the fact that he DIDN'T do the "guy on the shroomery thing" like "send pics" or "can I watch" or whatever.

I like it when guys are like "don't go swingin' your girlness round here expecting special treatment" rather than "Girl? WOOF WOOF!! Girl?? Sniff! Sniff! Where! I MUST EAT PANTIES! NAO!"



That was the whole point! Thank you. :thumbup:



Quote:

Samurai Drifter said:
Quote:

divadrea said:
But notice how it's either horny wolf or sexist pig (yes I am oversimplefying but you see my point)



Sexist pig? I'm not sexist in the slightest. If anything I'm less sexist because I don't care that you're a woman or what you look like.



Quote:

Samurai Drifter said:
Quote:

divadrea said:
But notice how it's either horny wolf or sexist pig (yes I am oversimplefying but you see my point)



Sexist pig? I'm not sexist in the slightest. If anything I'm less sexist because I don't care that you're a woman or what you look like.




yes your fat and ugly comment was highly progressive :-P

MY point is, judging by some stuff I've seen so far, woman still get objectified either one way or another. Its just sort of sad.




Well let me put it into perspective for you, this is the INTERNET. Men rule this realm. When a women appears in a place like Shroomery, she is going to get objectified. Privy?

Women think they're hot shit and deserve respect, when in reality she's just using her sex to dominate the conversation. (Conversation could be anything.) I love a females input, but this is the internet. Respect isn't given away just because you have a pussy, it's earned.

With that off my chest, it's nice to see females opening up and joining the online community more.

Peace and Love.


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Re: Female Masturbation / Sharing [Re: urbanwolf]
    #11861075 - 01/19/10 05:20 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

urbanwolf said:
Well let me put it into perspective for you, this is the INTERNET. Men rule this realm. When a women appears in a place like Shroomery, she is going to get objectified. Privy?




"Privy?" As in :toilet: privy? :what:

Quote:

Women think they're hot shit and deserve respect, when in reality she's just using her sex to dominate the conversation. (Conversation could be anything.) I love a females input, but this is the internet. Respect isn't given away just because you have a pussy, it's earned.




OK, let's experiment. Now remember, you DID say "Men rule this realm."
Quote:

Men think they're hot shit and deserve respect, when in reality he's just using his dick to dominate the conversation. (Conversation could be anything.) I love a male's input, but this is the internet. Respect isn't given away just because you have a dick, it's earned.




Interesting!

Quote:

With that off my chest, it's nice to see females opening up and joining the online community more.




Hm, can't imagine why they would have shied away before... but yes

Quote:

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Re: Female Masturbation / Sharing [Re: ChairmanMeow]
    #11861107 - 01/19/10 05:24 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

This thread is ancient as fuck. :posttits:


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Re: Female Masturbation [Re: mellowparty]
    #11861128 - 01/19/10 05:28 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

I love it, in fact I let her use my penis as a dildo.


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Re: Female Masturbation / Sharing [Re: mellowparty]
    #11861148 - 01/19/10 05:31 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

mellowparty said:
This thread is ancient as fuck. :posttits:




well, yes. fuck IS pretty ancient. :biggrin:


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Re: Female Masturbation / Sharing [Re: urbanwolf]
    #11862108 - 01/19/10 08:13 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Well let me put it into perspective for you, this is the INTERNET. Men rule this realm. When a women appears in a place like Shroomery, she is going to get objectified. Privy?

Women think they're hot shit and deserve respect, when in reality she's just using her sex to dominate the conversation. (Conversation could be anything.) I love a females input, but this is the internet. Respect isn't given away just because you have a pussy, it's earned.

With that off my chest, it's nice to see females opening up and joining the online community more.

Peace and Love.





......are you......serious???

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Re: Female Masturbation [Re: Brukan]
    #11862236 - 01/19/10 08:34 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

based on the first few posts, this thing will never die i guess.

not that i really give a rats ass.


however i am surprised to find not one but TWO women who are turned on by two dudes doing it. I didn't think i would ever even hear of one woman who was into that kind of thing, despite that so many men like watching two girls (including this one)


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Re: Female Masturbation [Re: Cannabischarlie]
    #11862425 - 01/19/10 09:08 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Cannabischarlie said:
based on the first few posts, this thing will never die i guess.

not that i really give a rats ass.


however i am surprised to find not one but TWO women who are turned on by two dudes doing it. I didn't think i would ever even hear of one woman who was into that kind of thing, despite that so many men like watching two girls (including this one)




If asked, I'll bet Acidic_Sloth would like that too. :lol:


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Re: Female Masturbation [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #11862445 - 01/19/10 09:12 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

I will post in yet another topic whilst
drunk and without reading any posts.

My gf used to love to stick vibrators
in her pussy and have me fuck her ass
and play with her clit.

hella fun.

Overload of good times flashbacks.


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Re: Female Masturbation [Re: Kiefish]
    #11862829 - 01/19/10 10:09 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Kiefish said:
I will post in yet another topic whilst
drunk and without reading any posts.

My gf used to love to stick vibrators
in her pussy and have me fuck her ass
and play with her clit.

hella fun.

Overload of good times flashbacks.




all I can say is giggity :rofl:

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Re: Female Masturbation / Sharing [Re: urbanwolf]
    #11863761 - 01/20/10 01:31 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

urbanwolf said:
Quote:

divadrea said:
Quote:

efrog said:
It was more like "for all I know.....shrugs" and the funny part to me was the fact that he DIDN'T do the "guy on the shroomery thing" like "send pics" or "can I watch" or whatever.

I like it when guys are like "don't go swingin' your girlness round here expecting special treatment" rather than "Girl? WOOF WOOF!! Girl?? Sniff! Sniff! Where! I MUST EAT PANTIES! NAO!"



That was the whole point! Thank you. :thumbup:



Quote:

Samurai Drifter said:
Quote:

divadrea said:
But notice how it's either horny wolf or sexist pig (yes I am oversimplefying but you see my point)



Sexist pig? I'm not sexist in the slightest. If anything I'm less sexist because I don't care that you're a woman or what you look like.



Quote:

Samurai Drifter said:
Quote:

divadrea said:
But notice how it's either horny wolf or sexist pig (yes I am oversimplefying but you see my point)



Sexist pig? I'm not sexist in the slightest. If anything I'm less sexist because I don't care that you're a woman or what you look like.




yes your fat and ugly comment was highly progressive :-P

MY point is, judging by some stuff I've seen so far, woman still get objectified either one way or another. Its just sort of sad.




Well let me put it into perspective for you, this is the INTERNET. Men rule this realm. When a women appears in a place like Shroomery, she is going to get objectified. Privy?

Women think they're hot shit and deserve respect, when in reality she's just using her sex to dominate the conversation. (Conversation could be anything.) I love a females input, but this is the internet. Respect isn't given away just because you have a pussy, it's earned.

With that off my chest, it's nice to see females opening up and joining the online community more.

Peace and Love.




Hey! I rule the realm and :highfive:









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Re: Female Masturbation / Sharing [Re: efrog]
    #11863769 - 01/20/10 01:33 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Being a female is masturbation.


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Re: Female Masturbation [Re: Learyfan]
    #11863809 - 01/20/10 01:51 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Learyfan said:
I'm in favor of it. I've known girls who admit doing it, but never have seen it.

 




ive never seen a post where learyfan didnt add a pic. this IS ancient.


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Re: Female Masturbation / Sharing [Re: Dickhead]
    #11863811 - 01/20/10 01:51 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Awebig said:
Being a female is masturbation.




LOL


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Re: Female Masturbation / Sharing [Re: Dickhead]
    #11863938 - 01/20/10 03:15 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Awebig said:
Being a female is masturbation.





i don't know what this means, but it sounds misogynistic, so i approve!


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Re: Female Masturbation / Sharing [Re: divadrea]
    #11864012 - 01/20/10 04:17 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

divadrea said:
Quote:

Urbanwolf said:
Well let me put it into perspective for you, this is the INTERNET. Men rule this realm. When a women appears in a place like Shroomery, she is going to get objectified. Privy?

Women think they're hot shit and deserve respect, when in reality she's just using her sex to dominate the conversation. (Conversation could be anything.) I love a females input, but this is the internet. Respect isn't given away just because you have a pussy, it's earned.

With that off my chest, it's nice to see females opening up and joining the online community more.

Peace and Love.





......are you......serious???




Dead serious, and apparently about 14.


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Re: Female Masturbation / Sharing [Re: ChairmanMeow]
    #11864043 - 01/20/10 04:42 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

why would a women need to masturbate for?  all a women needs to do is bleach their hair and talk in tongues


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