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Re: How old were you when you discovered masterbation??? [Re: Pirate_Patrick]
#5690950 - 05/30/06 02:30 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: How old were you when you discovered masturbation??? [Re: Pirate_Patrick]
#5690951 - 05/30/06 02:31 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: How old were you when you discovered masturbation??? [Re: BLAST_420]
#5690956 - 05/30/06 02:32 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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BLAST_420 said: i was 13, I found a brand new porn mag on the side walk so I took it home and proceeded to jizz on it like crazy
Found porn is as precious as gold, but with the advent of the internet, it's virtually obsolete.
And please don't tell me you would actually jizz on magazines. That's sacrilege! I used to get so pissed at people who would ruin perfectly good porn with their excrement. My step-brother would always nut on my mags. I'd tell him, "Look, I don't mind you hittin' up my stash, but don't nut on 'em or you'll be banned!"
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Re: How old were you when you discovered masturbation??? [Re: goliath_91710]
#5690967 - 05/30/06 02:38 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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it was a free hustler so yea I jizzed on it
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Re: How old were you when you discovered masturbation??? [Re: goliath_91710]
#5690971 - 05/30/06 02:39 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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goliath_91710 said: Then one day after finishing my Saturday morning paper route and jacking off behind some apartments with a "Mellow Mail" bikini catalog I'd found while on my route, the slime appeared.
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Re: How old were you when you discovered masturbation??? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5691078 - 05/30/06 03:22 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I had heard about it from my friend for a while, and I'd tried to do it but to no avail. I would try to rub one out for a few minutes, get bored and say forget about it. THen one night, I was really horny, in about 9th grade (14 y/o), I finally got it to work. When I busted, I thought I'd broken my wanker but it felt so fucking good. The next morning, I didn't have morning wood like I usually did, and when I went to school, I was like "Tim! I did it, but I haven't had a woody since, I think I broke something!" He was like, chill dude, you'll be fine. And I was.
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Re: How old were you when you discovered masturbation??? [Re: Amatoxin]
#5691081 - 05/30/06 03:24 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I was a young man of 43 years
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Re: How old were you when you discovered masturbation??? [Re: danamine]
#5691087 - 05/30/06 03:26 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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14 in 9th grade, I was 14 in 7th.
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Re: How old were you when you discovered masturbation??? [Re: BLAST_420]
#5691103 - 05/30/06 03:33 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I was getting laid in 9th grade.
I think I was 9 when I first discovered masturbation.In the shower.
Around 13 when I started to have to clean up afterwords.
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Re: How old were you when you discovered masturbation??? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#5691160 - 05/30/06 03:51 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said: whats masturbation?
I see, so you masturbate so often its more like breathing for you... you dont even know youre doin it unless someone reminds you. "Hey man, your masturbating! In walmart!!"
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Re: How old were you when you discovered masturbation??? [Re: aNeway2sayHooray]
#5691176 - 05/30/06 03:58 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I was 12, and it was close to the end of 6th grade, like the second to last day of school or something. I was awake but still laying in bed and I took off my pants because I liked being nude. I knew that nudity was pleasurable for sexual reasons, but I was still sketchy on all the specific mechanics of it. I knew about jacking off, but until then I had only tried it a few times and it was boring and without orgasm. I would rather enjoy the sensual feeling of laying in bed nude than yank on my penis like a fool.
But all of a sudden lying in bed, feeling the sheets on me, the whole yanking on my penis thing didn't sound so bad. So I went at it and thought well damn, this feels good. Then I nutted.
I thought I had done something terrible that should never be done again or I would go to hell. So all through 7th grade I would get wet dreams like a madman. Waking up with semen everywhere got old real fast, and I picked up masturbating again in 8th grade right before Christmas, when in my English class we were reading Romeo & Juliet. That might sound lame, but it's true. There were NICE females in that class, and I've always had a vivid imagination, and I thought the R&J story was hot as hell for some reason. Keep in mind that I had no access to porn at all at the time.
Damn, anonymity kicks ass.
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Re: How old were you when you discovered masturbation??? [Re: quillini]
#5691196 - 05/30/06 04:04 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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So did you ever jerk off in class?
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Re: How old were you when you discovered masturbation??? [Re: quillini]
#5691197 - 05/30/06 04:04 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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i was 11ish....i found one of my brothers playboys and started to look through it and then got a boner...then masturbating felt like the natural thing to do...good times, good times
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Re: How old were you when you discovered masturbation??? [Re: quillini]
#5691203 - 05/30/06 04:07 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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masturbation = no wet dreams
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Re: How old were you when you discovered masturbation??? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5691223 - 05/30/06 04:12 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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HELLA_TIGHT said: So did you ever jerk off in class?
Nah, some other kid got caught doing that and he became a pariah because of it. I still spot this guy in my hometown sometimes, just randomly walking around, still bearing the shame of his indiscretion. It's sad. Damned if I would put myself in such a position when I could just as easily wait until shower time.
These girls were delicious. But in class I managed to settle for undressing them with my eyes.
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Re: How old were you when you discovered masturbation??? [Re: BLAST_420]
#5691229 - 05/30/06 04:13 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I was probably 8 or 9.
Then I bought a fleshlight.
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Re: How old were you when you discovered masturbation??? [Re: quillini]
#5691236 - 05/30/06 04:15 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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my friend got head in class
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Re: How old were you when you discovered masturbation??? [Re: BLAST_420]
#5691275 - 05/30/06 04:27 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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i tried a long while before then but couldn't figure out a way to release my sexual desires. i tried using sheets and stuff too and it felt real good but wasn't the right trick.
the first discovery was while trying to rub against my legs somehow and it happened almost on accident! then the breakthrough was when using soap..... it would have been better if i discovered lotion though as soap is very rough when you do it constnatly like how young people do.
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Re: How old were you when you discovered masturbation??? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5691284 - 05/30/06 04:30 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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HELLA_TIGHT said: So did you ever jerk off in class?
I jerked off under the desk during a boring physics class when I was 14, LOL
There were loads of hot chicks there but I was extremely discreet, no-one cottoned on
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Re: How old were you when you discovered masturbation??? [Re: Amatoxin]
#5691304 - 05/30/06 04:33 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I used to do that shit in class even when I was in 7-8 grade. I was probably 12 or something, I would look at some girl in class that was starting to grow boobs or something and start dreaming that we were the only ones in the room and I was fucking her brains out.. sad.
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