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InvisibleSwami
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I'll post where I want to post.
    #679285 - 06/14/02 06:48 PM (21 years, 9 months ago)

Ill post where I want to post.
This line from Effed got a tune going in my head. Borrowing from shroomism's three word story, I got to get this song out and I need yawls' help:

I'll Post Where I Want to Post copyright 2002: Swami, Effed & friendz
(updeat funky tempo with a rebellious snarl)

I'll post where I want to post (backup chicks: Oh, yeaah ah ah)

I"ll be who I wanna be. (black bass dude: No doubt about it.)



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The proof is in the pudding.

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Anonymous

Re: I'll post where I want to post. [Re: Swami]
    #679292 - 06/14/02 06:52 PM (21 years, 9 months ago)

Hahahaha

No one's gonna stop me (Black bass dude: dontcha know its true)

Except maybe the moderators (Chicks: boo hoo hoo)

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Anonymous

Re: I'll post where I want to post. [Re: Swami]
    #679317 - 06/14/02 07:05 PM (21 years, 9 months ago)

Umm make this spiritual or philosophical so I don't have to move it.

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InvisibleGRTUD
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Re: I'll post where I want to post. [Re: Swami]
    #679382 - 06/14/02 08:04 PM (21 years, 9 months ago)

I sasssssssssssid I'll fuckin post where I wanna post! (chicks w/ black bass dude, "Yeah, baby, yeah!")
I'll fuckin post on yo mother's toast, bitch! (Yeah, baby, yeah!)


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"New shit has come to light..."

Edited by GRTUD (06/14/02 08:05 PM)

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InvisibleSclorch
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Re: I'll post where I want to post. [Re: ]
    #679455 - 06/14/02 09:56 PM (21 years, 9 months ago)

Shroomism: Umm make this spiritual or philosophical so I don't have to move it.

Well, this post is clearly spiritual...
I get this rhythmic feeling of empowerment that pulsates through my body at about 60 bpm... wait, that's my heartbeat. This must mean... THE SONG IS MY HEARTBEAT!!!
Holy Shnikees!

Somehow Swami's song has hijacked part of my nervous system and is controlling my cardiac muscles. IT'S MAGIC!!
Swami is a magician... I knew it. Not one of those lousy TV magicians like Blaine and Copperfield. Swami's REALLY a magician. He cast some spell on my body with WORDS... the lyrics to his song.
Oh SHIT... that means he can control my cardiac output and... egads... my life...
YOU BASTARD SWAMI!! Let me be FREE!
How could you do such a horrible thing?! Do what you will to my mind... but for God's? sake man, release your grip on my body!! I'm begging you... freedom... I'll do anything...
*sobbing uncontrollably*


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Note: In desperate need of a cure...

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InvisibleSwami
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Re: I'll post where I want to post. [Re: Sclorch]
    #679486 - 06/14/02 11:07 PM (21 years, 9 months ago)

Nice continuation, sclorchster.

*starts snapping fingers*

How could you do such a horrible thing?! (Black bass dude: Oh, the shame of it all... )

Do what you will to my mind... (Back-up chicks: oooh, take me now, baby )

but for God's sake man (Black bass dude: In the name of the Father... )

release your grip on my body!! (Back-up chicks: Let him go, let him go-o-o-o now )

I'm begging you... freedom... (Back-up chicks: set him free, set his spirit free, yeah! )

I'll do anything... *sobbing uncontrollably* (Back-up chicks: but you don't hafta - cuz we'll give you everything you nee-e-e-eed )


Sclorch - that is very deep. It as if you embody the spirit of the last 5 generations:

The disjointed and rebellious beat poetry of the 50's
The trusting naivete and innocence of the 60's
The soul and gospel of the 70's
The sensitivity yet shallowness of the 80's man

And finally culiminating in the spiritual renaissance of the 90's.

I am awed by how you paint a whole man's life struggle with just a few words. Very Zen!







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Anonymous

Re: I'll post where I want to post. [Re: Swami]
    #679573 - 06/15/02 02:53 AM (21 years, 9 months ago)

lol...

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InvisibleSwami
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Re: I'll post where I want to post. [Re: Anonymous]
    #679690 - 06/15/02 05:54 AM (21 years, 9 months ago)

(Shroomism in an authoritarian voice done Hip-Hop style using self-backing vocals with a slap back echo)

Yo, I'm not square,
Yeah I can groove this
Umm, make this spiritual,
And I won't move this.

You know I don't,
Oh I don't hate you,
But please, please,
Don't make me moderate you. (Back-up chicks: Oh let him be, might-y moder-a-tor)

I 'm not one to stand
Stand on decorum,
But you be posting
In the wrong forum!

I'm open minded,
I'm not myopic,
But for the sake of all,
Please stay on topic.

(Black bass dude: Yo, loosen up bro. It ain't no thing)

(Back-up chicks: Just let him be, just let him sing!)

*Heavily flanged drum fill with descending toms*

Then back to chorus:

I'll post where I wanna post... etc.





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Anonymous

Re: I'll post where I want to post. [Re: Swami]
    #680136 - 06/15/02 11:02 AM (21 years, 9 months ago)

Heh.. that's the stuff

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InvisibleGRTUD
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Re: I'll post where I want to post. [Re: Swami]
    #680797 - 06/15/02 04:48 PM (21 years, 9 months ago)

"Let's do alittle dance with the host,,
Party and post with yooooou,
Smokin, tokin', postin', (BBD,"Damn straight")
He'll post where he wants to post" (Chicks, " He's postinnnn'")


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