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hot48yearolds
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Re: 2 Liner Joke Thread

[Re: Jfisher]
#6013511 - 08/30/06 09:12 PM (20 years, 7 days ago)

What kind of bee makes milk?

A boo bee

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Gumby
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Re: 2 Liner Joke Thread

[Re: CosmicFool]
#6013638 - 08/30/06 09:32 PM (20 years, 7 days ago)

CosmicFool said:

wasn't Helen Keller blind and def... how'd she hear the phone... why would she answer the phone... or even better why did she own a phone?

Damn you and your logical argument! :smirk:

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DNKYD
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Re: 2 Liner Joke Thread

[Re: CosmicFool]
#6013733 - 08/30/06 09:51 PM (20 years, 7 days ago)

CosmicFool said:

wasn't Helen Keller blind and def... how'd she hear the phone... why would she answer the phone... or even better why did she own a phone?

I would hate to go see a stand-up comic with you.

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rockytop83
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Re: 2 Liner Joke Thread

[Re: DNKYD]
#6013970 - 08/30/06 10:49 PM (20 years, 7 days ago)

you know what moth balls smell like?

Howd you get there little legs apart?

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Hyper_Panda_GO
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Re: 2 Liner Joke Thread

[Re: rockytop83]
#6014052 - 08/30/06 11:23 PM (20 years, 7 days ago)

Want to hear a real funny joke?

Women's rights

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Kerbouchard
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Registered: 03/18/06
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Re: 2 Liner Joke Thread

[Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
#6014079 - 08/30/06 11:30 PM (20 years, 7 days ago)

this thread has two good lol'ers
:rofl2:

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hot48yearolds
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Re: 2 Liner Joke Thread

[Re: Kerbouchard]
#6015527 - 08/31/06 01:55 PM (20 years, 6 days ago)

another one

Black people

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Dark_Lord
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Re: 2 Liner Joke Thread

[Re: hot48yearolds]
#6015572 - 08/31/06 02:07 PM (20 years, 6 days ago)

why didnt hitler drink?

he was a mean drunk

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