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God spoke to me today.
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She told me to get my feet off of the coffee table and take out the trash before the garbage truck got to the house.


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Sincerely,

Skeptikos

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Re: God spoke to me today. [Re: Skeptikos]
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too bad she didn't do it for you.


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"Gently return to the simple physical sensation of the breath. Then do it again, and again, and again. Somewhere in this process, you will come face-to-face with the sudden and shocking realization that you are completely crazy. Your mind is a shrieking, gibbering madhouse on wheels." - ven. henepola gunaratana

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Re: God spoke to me today. [Re: alsey]
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Is god hot? :borfase:


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Re: God spoke to me today. [Re: dr0mni]
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I'd tap it :wink:


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As the life of a candle,
my wick will burn out.
But, the fire of my mind
shall beam into infinite.

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Re: God spoke to me today. [Re: alsey]
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alsey said:
too bad she didn't do it for you.


That would have been a miracle. God doesn't perform miracles these days, she leaves that to the makers of modern appliances and cleaning products who advertise their products on infomercials.


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Skeptikos

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Re: God spoke to me today. [Re: dr0mni]
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dr0mni said:
Is god hot? :borfase:


Yes, I find myself moaning her name during periods of intense sexual pleasure.  Blessed is he who cums in the name of The Lord.


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Skeptikos

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Re: God spoke to me today. [Re: Skeptikos]
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lol


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"It is easier to teach a computer to play chess than to build a mudpie."Sherry Turkle Life on the Screen: Identity in the Age of the Internet
"Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts"-Einstein
:mrt: I pity the fool who break traffic laws with $870,000 of drugs in the car.      -mo0nlite_sonata
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Re: God spoke to me today. [Re: Skeptikos]
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Funny on one level, and then, upon closer investigation, sexual ecstasy IS the way that a majority of humans momentarily transcend themselves and make the verbal 'ejaculation' "GOD!" at the moment of sexual ejaculation. Funny turn-around  :laugh:

"Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord..."

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Re: God spoke to me today. [Re: MarkostheGnostic]
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sure what you heard was not your intuition?

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Re: God spoke to me today. [Re: MarkostheGnostic]
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Sex is how humans transcend themselves to "GOD" but then the church preaches celibacy. Such bullshit... No offense to anyone but Jesus was a pimp. A multi million dollar pimp IMO but rich in spirit not coins.
OF course, how could he perform those miracles if he was not active sexually. Perhaps the spirit sexed him in his dreams... maybe he never slept with a 'human' he sure as hell was pushing a fat cock though( sorry to be blunt)


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Re: God spoke to me today. [Re: lwo]
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thats fucking hilarious man

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