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Today's funny story
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In sign language class today we had a test. A kid came to class today that had not come the last 4 times. I told him he was going to fail the test. He says ?no way! My girlfriend is deaf I know this stuff by heart!? So the teacher graded our tests and the kid did not just fail it he got a big fat ZERO. So I looked at him and said ?some girlfriend.? This made the kid flip out. He started yelling (which did not matter cause our T is deaf) he threw a book at me(and missed) which the teacher saw and kicked his ass out of class.

Would you have reacted like he had? Don?t you think that was an over reaction? I was totally just joking around.

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Re: Today's funny story [Re: Retired]
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If my girl was really deaf and I got a zero, I'd pummel you to the floor. I'd also reconsider taking the course again next semester.


He assaulted you, you had all rights to kick his ass if you wanted. Ah, hindsight...

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Re: Today's funny story [Re: Adden]
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I did not need to kick his ass he is a dumb fuck. I just think it is so funny when someone is full of themselves and you just watch them trip and fall flat on their face.

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Re: Today's funny story [Re: Retired]
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Tradenmar said:
I did not need to kick his ass he is a dumb fuck. I just think it is so funny when someone is full of themselves and you just watch them trip and fall flat on their face.



damn, your a dick.


But that's just like ... my oppinion man.

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Re: Today's funny story [Re: TheDudeAbides]
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a dick? i dont think he was a dick in this situation, it is really annoying hear people brag about stuff, but its extremely funny to watch them suck at w/e they were bragging about


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May God have mercy upon my enemies, because i won't.

General George S. Patton
:paranoid:

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Re: Today's funny story [Re: thegatewaydrug]
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I suppose, but he did kind of rub it in his face....Am I right?

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Re: Today's funny story [Re: thegatewaydrug]
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so true to see someone trip on their dick is a laugh riot!

the dude it might have been dick if i did not say it completly unseriously.

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Re: Today's funny story [Re: Retired]
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It's sad to see people so dumb and fragile that they become viscious like animals or something.


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Guts and danger, Airborne Ranger...

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Re: Today's funny story [Re: thegatewaydrug]
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thegatewaydrug said:
a dick? i dont think he was a dick in this situation, it is really annoying hear people brag about stuff, but its extremely funny to watch them suck at w/e they were bragging about


That's my take on the story as well.

And Dude, please refrain from calling people a dick.

Thanks


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The bus came by and I got on that's when it all began!


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Re: Today's funny story [Re: Ripple]
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his girlfriend probly signs in handbonics, so he was signing in 'street'


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On a mission to prove that the truth gets you no where.
They tried the truth, It didn't work. Then they wrote the bible. 

Only the foolish fear the inevitable.

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Re: Today's funny story [Re: Retired]
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Tradenmar said:
He started yelling (which did not matter cause our T is deaf)



I'm still laughing about that. hahahahaha

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Re: Today's funny story [Re: Retired]
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Things he should have written: "I may have failed your test, but at least I can hear"


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Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man

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Re: Today's funny story [Re: SoopaX]
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yeah it was a good time i do not expect to see him in class again.

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Re: Today's funny story [Re: Retired]
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damn it must be a boring relationship he has with his girlfriend, then, if they can't understand each other!


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Re: Today's funny story [Re: Phychotron]
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Phychotron said:
his girlfriend probly signs in handbonics, so he was signing in 'street'


I think that is a great comment!

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Re: Today's funny story [Re: Retired]
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you should beat the shit out of him AND his girlfriend. then poke her eyes out so she can't see either. *screw that deaf slut.

*trying not to cuss here serryzzz.


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Edited by HELLA_TIGHT (05/14/05 09:48 AM)

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Re: Today's funny story [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
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*deaf and blind

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Re: Today's funny story [Re: Adom]
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well i'm talking pretense here.


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Re: Today's funny story [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
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ahhhh, ha!

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Re: Today's funny story [Re: Adom]
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I found some morels growing in my backyard while mowing my lawn, but I ran over them with my lawnmower. There wasn't many though.


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