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Today's funny story
    #4167342 - 05/12/05 06:31 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

In sign language class today we had a test. A kid came to class today that had not come the last 4 times. I told him he was going to fail the test. He says ?no way! My girlfriend is deaf I know this stuff by heart!? So the teacher graded our tests and the kid did not just fail it he got a big fat ZERO. So I looked at him and said ?some girlfriend.? This made the kid flip out. He started yelling (which did not matter cause our T is deaf) he threw a book at me(and missed) which the teacher saw and kicked his ass out of class.

Would you have reacted like he had? Don?t you think that was an over reaction? I was totally just joking around.


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Re: Today's funny story [Re: Retired]
    #4167354 - 05/12/05 06:33 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

If my girl was really deaf and I got a zero, I'd pummel you to the floor. I'd also reconsider taking the course again next semester.


He assaulted you, you had all rights to kick his ass if you wanted. Ah, hindsight...


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Re: Today's funny story [Re: Adden]
    #4167364 - 05/12/05 06:37 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

I did not need to kick his ass he is a dumb fuck. I just think it is so funny when someone is full of themselves and you just watch them trip and fall flat on their face.


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Re: Today's funny story [Re: Retired]
    #4167389 - 05/12/05 06:44 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Tradenmar said:
I did not need to kick his ass he is a dumb fuck. I just think it is so funny when someone is full of themselves and you just watch them trip and fall flat on their face.





damn, your a dick.


But that's just like ... my oppinion man.


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Re: Today's funny story [Re: TheDudeAbides]
    #4167424 - 05/12/05 06:54 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

a dick? i dont think he was a dick in this situation, it is really annoying hear people brag about stuff, but its extremely funny to watch them suck at w/e they were bragging about


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Re: Today's funny story [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4167458 - 05/12/05 07:01 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

I suppose, but he did kind of rub it in his face....Am I right?


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Re: Today's funny story [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4167460 - 05/12/05 07:02 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

so true to see someone trip on their dick is a laugh riot!

the dude it might have been dick if i did not say it completly unseriously.


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Re: Today's funny story [Re: Retired]
    #4167485 - 05/12/05 07:10 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

It's sad to see people so dumb and fragile that they become viscious like animals or something.


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Re: Today's funny story [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4167524 - 05/12/05 07:19 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

thegatewaydrug said:
a dick? i dont think he was a dick in this situation, it is really annoying hear people brag about stuff, but its extremely funny to watch them suck at w/e they were bragging about




That's my take on the story as well.

And Dude, please refrain from calling people a dick.

Thanks


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Re: Today's funny story [Re: Ripple]
    #4167963 - 05/12/05 09:12 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

his girlfriend probly signs in handbonics, so he was signing in 'street'


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Re: Today's funny story [Re: Retired]
    #4167982 - 05/12/05 09:15 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Tradenmar said:
He started yelling (which did not matter cause our T is deaf)





I'm still laughing about that. hahahahaha


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Re: Today's funny story [Re: Retired]
    #4167989 - 05/12/05 09:17 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Things he should have written: "I may have failed your test, but at least I can hear"


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Re: Today's funny story [Re: SoopaX]
    #4169827 - 05/13/05 08:24 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

yeah it was a good time i do not expect to see him in class again.


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Re: Today's funny story [Re: Retired]
    #4169841 - 05/13/05 08:32 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

damn it must be a boring relationship he has with his girlfriend, then, if they can't understand each other!


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Re: Today's funny story [Re: Phychotron]
    #4173787 - 05/14/05 09:11 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Phychotron said:
his girlfriend probly signs in handbonics, so he was signing in 'street'




I think that is a great comment!


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Re: Today's funny story [Re: Retired]
    #4173837 - 05/14/05 09:46 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

you should beat the shit out of him AND his girlfriend. then poke her eyes out so she can't see either. *screw that deaf slut.

*trying not to cuss here serryzzz.


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Re: Today's funny story [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4173850 - 05/14/05 09:54 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

*deaf and blind


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Re: Today's funny story [Re: Adom]
    #4173852 - 05/14/05 09:55 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

well i'm talking pretense here.


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Re: Today's funny story [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4173857 - 05/14/05 09:55 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

ahhhh, ha!


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Re: Today's funny story [Re: Adom]
    #4173861 - 05/14/05 09:58 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

I found some morels growing in my backyard while mowing my lawn, but I ran over them with my lawnmower. There wasn't many though.


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