Home | Community | Message Board


FreeSpores.com
Please support our sponsors.

Community >> The Pub

Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Jump to first unread post. Pages: 1 | 2 | Next >  [ show all ]
Offlineummikko
sika joka eilenn? on pelkk?sika

Registered: 04/02/03
Posts: 1,222
Loc: Finland
Last seen: 6 years, 6 months
HELP NEEDED - Can't get my girlfriend to take the dogs out
    #4518094 - 08/10/05 02:19 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

It's her turn to take our dogs out for a walk. She refuses. She has firmly attached herself to the couch with her hands, toes and teeth.
I have tried threats, bribery, blackmail, physical force, tickling, cold water and removal of blanket, but she wont budge. It's raining outside and I really don't feel like taking the bastards out myself. Ideas are needed fast, this is urgent as my girlfriend is falling asleep and if this happens then there is no hope for me. :wink:


--------------------
"All substances are poisons; there is none which is not a poison. The right dose differentiates a poison and a remedy." -Paracelsius


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Invisiblethegatewaydrug
my burning sunwill some dayrise

Registered: 11/16/04
Posts: 6,987
Loc: wherever i may roam
Re: HELP NEEDED - Can't get my girlfriend to take the dogs out [Re: ummikko]
    #4518132 - 08/10/05 02:33 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

lots of ice and cold water.. if that doesnt work BURN THE COUCH DOWN:evil:

actually wut would be REALLY fun to do is get a stun gun:lol: just the zapping noise will probly scare her off the couch:thumbup: (just get like a 100k stun gun)


--------------------
May God have mercy upon my enemies, because i won't.

General George S. Patton
:paranoid:


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleMOTH
Wild Woman
 User Gallery

Registered: 06/06/03
Posts: 23,359
Loc: In the jungle
Re: HELP NEEDED - Can't get my girlfriend to take the dogs out [Re: ummikko]
    #4518134 - 08/10/05 02:33 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

I just feel bad for the dogs. One of you should take them out.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Invisiblemoog
Stranger

Registered: 02/15/05
Posts: 1,296
Re: HELP NEEDED - Can't get my girlfriend to take the dogs out [Re: ummikko]
    #4518139 - 08/10/05 02:35 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

yeah, think of the dogs. tell her to stop being so selfish.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleTYL3R
Male User Gallery

Registered: 11/19/04
Posts: 17,473
Loc: Chico
Re: HELP NEEDED - Can't get my girlfriend to take the dogs out [Re: ummikko]
    #4518145 - 08/10/05 02:37 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Chapelle's Show said: IS WAYNE BRANDY GONNA HAFTA CHOCK-ABITCH ?




Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Invisiblethegatewaydrug
my burning sunwill some dayrise

Registered: 11/16/04
Posts: 6,987
Loc: wherever i may roam
Re: HELP NEEDED - Can't get my girlfriend to take the dogs out [Re: TYL3R]
    #4518149 - 08/10/05 02:39 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

:lol:


--------------------
May God have mercy upon my enemies, because i won't.

General George S. Patton
:paranoid:


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineMagicalMystery
turn off yourmind

Registered: 07/27/05
Posts: 1,740
Loc: Here, there and everywher...
Last seen: 11 years, 25 days
Re: HELP NEEDED - Can't get my girlfriend to take the dogs out [Re: ummikko]
    #4518150 - 08/10/05 02:39 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Fling poop on her.


--------------------

"Men trained in arms from their infancy, and animated by the love of liberty, will afford neither a cheap or easy conquest."
From the Declaration of the Continental Congress

"We can have peace and security only as long as we band together to preserve that most priceless possession, our inheritance of European blood."
Charles A. Lindbergh,"Aviation, Geography, and Race", Reader's Digest, Nov. 1939

"We must secure the existance of our people and a future for White children."
David Lane


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Invisiblepeeper
Stranger

Registered: 01/07/05
Posts: 1,423
Loc: Tennessee
Re: HELP NEEDED - Can't get my girlfriend to take the dogs out [Re: TYL3R]
    #4518152 - 08/10/05 02:39 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Taking the dogs out should not really be this big of a deal. I hope you guys don't have kids.


--------------------


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Invisiblethegatewaydrug
my burning sunwill some dayrise

Registered: 11/16/04
Posts: 6,987
Loc: wherever i may roam
Re: HELP NEEDED - Can't get my girlfriend to take the dogs out [Re: peeper]
    #4518169 - 08/10/05 02:43 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

:werd:


--------------------
May God have mercy upon my enemies, because i won't.

General George S. Patton
:paranoid:


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleMeatSpace
Stranger
 User Gallery

Registered: 12/10/04
Posts: 10,460
Re: HELP NEEDED - Can't get my girlfriend to take the dogs out [Re: ummikko]
    #4518178 - 08/10/05 02:46 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

let the dogs go out while you wait in the doorway.
They won't wanna stay out either.


--------------------
:crankey:
/    l    \__:thumbup: ... Hi, I'm Crankey, and I approve this message.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Offlineummikko
sika joka eilenn? on pelkk?sika

Registered: 04/02/03
Posts: 1,222
Loc: Finland
Last seen: 6 years, 6 months
Re: HELP NEEDED - Can't get my girlfriend to take the dogs out [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4518194 - 08/10/05 02:50 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

I like the stun gun idea. Can't get one one the spot, but she'll be in for a big suprise the next time this happens :jedi:. I'll just admit defeat and lick my wounds FOR NOW. :evil:

(Don't worry people. If somebody didn't get it, this was not meant to be a very serious thread. We don't neglect our dogs, I'll be taking them out once I finish writing this post :rolleyes:)


--------------------
"All substances are poisons; there is none which is not a poison. The right dose differentiates a poison and a remedy." -Paracelsius


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineboOM
Female User Gallery

Registered: 06/26/99
Posts: 5,355
Last seen: 1 month, 8 hours
Re: HELP NEEDED - Can't get my girlfriend to take the dogs out [Re: ummikko]
    #4518201 - 08/10/05 02:51 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

THREATEN TO FEED HER A BAG OF SALMIAKKI...oh wait...that probably wouldn't work :grin:

or just tell her you're going to make her go on one of those copterline helicopters to tallinn and THEN she'll take the dogs out :P


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Invisiblethegatewaydrug
my burning sunwill some dayrise

Registered: 11/16/04
Posts: 6,987
Loc: wherever i may roam
Re: HELP NEEDED - Can't get my girlfriend to take the dogs out [Re: ummikko]
    #4518212 - 08/10/05 02:55 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

theres gotta be a certain respect level though. if shes really not taking the dogs out and its "her turn" that bitch best get off her lazy ass:grin: defiantly buy a stun gun though, i used to play aroudn with those all that time when i had girls over haha theyd freak the fuck out


--------------------
May God have mercy upon my enemies, because i won't.

General George S. Patton
:paranoid:


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleAliceDee
-L S D-
Male
Registered: 08/10/03
Posts: 3,957
Re: HELP NEEDED - Can't get my girlfriend to take the dogs out [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4518220 - 08/10/05 02:57 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

wait till it stops raining.. i wouldnt take my dog out either if it was raining..


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Invisiblepeeper
Stranger

Registered: 01/07/05
Posts: 1,423
Loc: Tennessee
Re: HELP NEEDED - Can't get my girlfriend to take the dogs out [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4518231 - 08/10/05 02:59 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

One time to get my husband up all I had to do is say " Oh my god what the hell happened to the car. He got up real fast.


--------------------


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Invisiblethegatewaydrug
my burning sunwill some dayrise

Registered: 11/16/04
Posts: 6,987
Loc: wherever i may roam
Re: HELP NEEDED - Can't get my girlfriend to take the dogs out [Re: peeper]
    #4518237 - 08/10/05 03:00 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

:lol: there ya go. u just gotta know wut makes them tick


--------------------
May God have mercy upon my enemies, because i won't.

General George S. Patton
:paranoid:


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Offlineummikko
sika joka eilenn? on pelkk?sika

Registered: 04/02/03
Posts: 1,222
Loc: Finland
Last seen: 6 years, 6 months
Re: HELP NEEDED - Can't get my girlfriend to take the dogs out [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4518420 - 08/10/05 04:02 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

thegatewaydrug said:
theres gotta be a certain respect level though.




Now, my friend, we have reached the core of the problem. Are stun guns expensive? :grin:


--------------------
"All substances are poisons; there is none which is not a poison. The right dose differentiates a poison and a remedy." -Paracelsius


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Invisiblethegatewaydrug
my burning sunwill some dayrise

Registered: 11/16/04
Posts: 6,987
Loc: wherever i may roam
Re: HELP NEEDED - Can't get my girlfriend to take the dogs out [Re: ummikko]
    #4518446 - 08/10/05 04:07 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

naw u can get a 100k for like 15-20 bucks. depends on where u get it, if u go internet plan on spending 20 on the stun gun and 10 on s/h:smirk: if u go to a place to guy it then yea itll probly be about 20 bucks


--------------------
May God have mercy upon my enemies, because i won't.

General George S. Patton
:paranoid:


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisiblePrisoner#1M
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!
 User Gallery

Registered: 01/22/03
Posts: 191,639
Loc: Pvt. Pubfag NutSuck
Re: HELP NEEDED - Can't get my girlfriend to take the dogs out [Re: ummikko]
    #4518879 - 08/10/05 06:20 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

ummikko said:
She refuses.




kick her in the balls


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Offlinedrtyfrnk
PresidentialCandidate 2008
Male

Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 01/24/05
Posts: 2,961
Loc: Ontario, Canada
Last seen: 7 years, 1 month
Re: HELP NEEDED - Can't get my girlfriend to take the dogs out [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #4518941 - 08/10/05 06:37 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

:rotfl:

give her a mushroom slap across the forehead, I'm sure that'll motivate her enough.


--------------------
It's Krang, Bitch!  :krang:


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Jump to top. Pages: 1 | 2 | Next >  [ show all ]

Community >> The Pub

Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* Funny picture of my dog Godspeed 743 17 06/14/05 08:47 PM
by gdman
* He needs a name: thePatient 558 7 11/28/03 11:26 PM
by mntlfngrs
* Family dog died today :( GumbyM 456 14 11/24/08 03:15 PM
by smokeybear
* The Dog's Bollocks
( 1 2 all )
Madtowntripper 549 22 04/19/09 04:22 PM
by homebaked
* Dog hair acidistic 516 9 04/22/08 10:12 PM
by DragonChaser
* what type of sense of humor do you have?
( 1 2 3 4 5 all )
Cannabischarlie 2,757 98 08/01/08 04:11 PM
by Cannabischarlie
* The shroomery dog haters club
( 1 2 all )
lavod 3,184 39 11/28/08 03:00 PM
by Bridgeburner
* Silly question,do you think animals have a sense of humor?
( 1 2 all )
DrunkenAttempt 1,397 21 01/06/09 01:51 PM
by Cowgold

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
769 topic views. 23 members, 139 guests and 41 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Toggle Favorite | Print Topic | Stats ]
Search this thread:
Azarius
Please support our sponsors.

Copyright 1997-2016 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.041 seconds spending 0.006 seconds on 16 queries.