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HELP NEEDED - Can't get my girlfriend to take the dogs out
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It's her turn to take our dogs out for a walk. She refuses. She has firmly attached herself to the couch with her hands, toes and teeth.
I have tried threats, bribery, blackmail, physical force, tickling, cold water and removal of blanket, but she wont budge. It's raining outside and I really don't feel like taking the bastards out myself. Ideas are needed fast, this is urgent as my girlfriend is falling asleep and if this happens then there is no hope for me. :wink:


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Re: HELP NEEDED - Can't get my girlfriend to take the dogs out [Re: ummikko]
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lots of ice and cold water.. if that doesnt work BURN THE COUCH DOWN:evil:

actually wut would be REALLY fun to do is get a stun gun:lol: just the zapping noise will probly scare her off the couch:thumbup: (just get like a 100k stun gun)


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May God have mercy upon my enemies, because i won't.

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Re: HELP NEEDED - Can't get my girlfriend to take the dogs out [Re: ummikko]
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I just feel bad for the dogs. One of you should take them out.

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Re: HELP NEEDED - Can't get my girlfriend to take the dogs out [Re: ummikko]
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yeah, think of the dogs. tell her to stop being so selfish.

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Re: HELP NEEDED - Can't get my girlfriend to take the dogs out [Re: ummikko]
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Quote:
Chapelle's Show said: IS WAYNE BRANDY GONNA HAFTA CHOCK-ABITCH ?


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Re: HELP NEEDED - Can't get my girlfriend to take the dogs out [Re: TYL3R]
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:lol:


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Re: HELP NEEDED - Can't get my girlfriend to take the dogs out [Re: ummikko]
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Fling poop on her.


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Re: HELP NEEDED - Can't get my girlfriend to take the dogs out [Re: TYL3R]
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Taking the dogs out should not really be this big of a deal. I hope you guys don't have kids.

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Re: HELP NEEDED - Can't get my girlfriend to take the dogs out [Re: peeper]
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:werd:


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Re: HELP NEEDED - Can't get my girlfriend to take the dogs out [Re: ummikko]
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let the dogs go out while you wait in the doorway.
They won't wanna stay out either.


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Re: HELP NEEDED - Can't get my girlfriend to take the dogs out [Re: thegatewaydrug]
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I like the stun gun idea. Can't get one one the spot, but she'll be in for a big suprise the next time this happens :jedi:. I'll just admit defeat and lick my wounds FOR NOW. :evil:

(Don't worry people. If somebody didn't get it, this was not meant to be a very serious thread. We don't neglect our dogs, I'll be taking them out once I finish writing this post :rolleyes:)


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Re: HELP NEEDED - Can't get my girlfriend to take the dogs out [Re: ummikko]
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THREATEN TO FEED HER A BAG OF SALMIAKKI...oh wait...that probably wouldn't work :grin:

or just tell her you're going to make her go on one of those copterline helicopters to tallinn and THEN she'll take the dogs out :P

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Re: HELP NEEDED - Can't get my girlfriend to take the dogs out [Re: ummikko]
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theres gotta be a certain respect level though. if shes really not taking the dogs out and its "her turn" that bitch best get off her lazy ass:grin: defiantly buy a stun gun though, i used to play aroudn with those all that time when i had girls over haha theyd freak the fuck out


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Re: HELP NEEDED - Can't get my girlfriend to take the dogs out [Re: thegatewaydrug]
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wait till it stops raining.. i wouldnt take my dog out either if it was raining..

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Re: HELP NEEDED - Can't get my girlfriend to take the dogs out [Re: thegatewaydrug]
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One time to get my husband up all I had to do is say " Oh my god what the hell happened to the car. He got up real fast.

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Re: HELP NEEDED - Can't get my girlfriend to take the dogs out [Re: peeper]
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:lol: there ya go. u just gotta know wut makes them tick


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Re: HELP NEEDED - Can't get my girlfriend to take the dogs out [Re: thegatewaydrug]
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thegatewaydrug said:
theres gotta be a certain respect level though.


Now, my friend, we have reached the core of the problem. Are stun guns expensive? :grin:


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Re: HELP NEEDED - Can't get my girlfriend to take the dogs out [Re: ummikko]
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naw u can get a 100k for like 15-20 bucks. depends on where u get it, if u go internet plan on spending 20 on the stun gun and 10 on s/h:smirk: if u go to a place to guy it then yea itll probly be about 20 bucks


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Re: HELP NEEDED - Can't get my girlfriend to take the dogs out [Re: ummikko]
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ummikko said:
She refuses.


kick her in the balls


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Re: HELP NEEDED - Can't get my girlfriend to take the dogs out [Re: Prisoner#1]
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:rotfl:

give her a mushroom slap across the forehead, I'm sure that'll motivate her enough.


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