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Re: You lazy fuck, you [Re: Frog]
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Frog said:
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Cyber said:I have no law background, but I have a photographic memory and have read the USC, The Local Penal Code, Blackmans Law Dictionary, and have access to Westlaw, And I did stay at a holiday inn!  :grin:



A little light bed-time reading?  :grin:

What does the holiday inn have to do with law???

Having a photographic memory is very helpful.



Sorry the holiday inn was a joke. There commercials always have a guy doing something off the wall like winning a game show and when asked where he went to college he responds that he did not get out of the 6th grade, but he staid at a holiday inn once. :wink:

The memory has been vary helpful.

As funny as it sounds, I got tired of the cops telling me what the law said. The look on there face when you can quote it to them is worth it.

For example:

Officer: "Will you consent to us searching the vehicle?"

Me: "No, I do not consent to a search!"

Officer: "What do you have to hide?"

Me: "Nothing, I personally object to allowing a person or state employee to search my positions with out a warrant."

Officer: "If you do not consent to a search, Ill arrest you and impound your vehicle. Then we will search it at the station."

Me: "Penal code article 59.03 Subsection 4 states that the search and seizure mush be incident to a lawful arrest, lawful search, or lawful search incident to arrest. If you arrest me for this minor traffic violation with the soul intent of searching my vehicle ill not only press local charges, ill also file federal charges against both you and your partner under USC title 18, part 1, chapter 13, section 241 for conspiring to intimidate me with the intent being to deprive me of my 4th Amendment rights. If found guilty you will be facing 10 years in the federal prison!"

At this point the officer normally shuts up and ether hands me a ticket or lets me go with a warning. The latter being more common.
It has been suggested that they may think me to be an attorney and not wanting to press there luck with a ticket.

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Re: You lazy fuck, you [Re: Cyber]
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:lol: 

Nice, Cyber.


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Re: You lazy fuck, you [Re: Frog]
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Frog, I hope a motivated fisherman eats your chicken legs.
I wonder how well you'd cope if your kids were brutally murdered. Guess some of 'you' would call yourself a lazy fuck. or you'd just blow off their deaths and, being the hardworker bee that you are, you'd channel it into the courtroom and bee come that much more productive( after an "appropiate" amount of time spent in mourning). Then you could add that to your selfrighteous resume.
Sterotype all u want. at least I can list 2 seperate avenues an individual could follow. And the possibilities are endless.
I see enough suffering out here on the streets to make a soul puke. I may find a way to channel it to you for a day or 2.

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Re: You lazy fuck, you [Re: hsalf]
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hsalf said:
Frog, I hope a motivated fisherman eats your chicken legs.
I wonder how well you'd cope if your kids were brutally murdered. Guess some of 'you' would call yourself a lazy fuck. or you'd just blow off their deaths and, being the hardworker bee that you are, you'd channel it into the courtroom and bee come that much more productive( after an "appropiate" amount of time spent in mourning). Then you could add that to your selfrighteous resume.
Sterotype all u want. at least I can list 2 seperate avenues an individual could follow. And the possibilities are endless.
I see enough suffering out here on the streets to make a soul puke. I may find a way to channel it to you for a day or 2.



Holy crap, hsalf, wtf are you talking about? (Imagine smiley face here)


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Re: You lazy fuck, you [Re: Frog]
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Someone who isn't a lazy fuck like me explain.
Too much blood out here.
We've got some mourning to do.
Despite what the Chief of deaddogs says.
I'll buy a Mercedes next season, or the next, or the next...
If only my spirit was ugly...
soul my gold(en IQ) could shine.
Homeless but sheltered
forever

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Re: You lazy fuck, you [Re: hsalf]
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Frog to try to answer your original question. (In my own terms, because I honestly have not spent enough time in this world to speak for anyone else yet)

Why you gotta label me lazy, just because my goals are different.

I do not beleieve thier is a collective progress in this world, only the same stuff changing.

Only progress in a specific direction is progress.

Without goals it is easy to progress in a 'wasteing away' manner, or progress to sit on the couch and watch tv while eating corner store food.

That being said my real effort go's into finding goals that I can be happy pursuing, and feel fulfilled once completed.

(AND I truley am pleased you could feal gratified with school and a 'respectable' job.)

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Re: You lazy fuck, you [Re: Frog]
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I sympathize with you. I used to cry around about what a raw deal I got before I figured crying wasn't going to change a damn thing and that if I wanted to really live then I better get about doing it. I went back to college, while raising 3 kids, at 35 and it wasn't easy...it was fun to challenge myself, though. My wife, who recieved her degree at age 32,(while raising kids)is now finishing up her masters and a rank one teaching certification. She plans to get her Phd afterwards. Me...I want to immerse myself in more programming classes. Damn straight...if you got kids it takes more time and effort. I remember seeing these 18 years olds complaining that they didn't have time to study while I am maxing the tests out pulling down
an A...while raising kids and working. Lifes too short for minimum wage.


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Re: You lazy fuck, you [Re: Frog]
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life's too short NOT to be lazy!


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Re: You lazy fuck, you [Re: jux]
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Lifes to loooooooooong NOT to be lazy. After all, ya can't take the material goods and titles with you.

If I didn't have a daughter to raise, there is this beach on Jost Van Dyke in the BVI's I could easily waste my life away at.  :tongue:

However, I agree with the essense of what frog is saying. Those who complain that they have nothing acomplished in life while watching Jerry Springer munching on cheetoos in their underwear need a bitch slap.


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Re: You lazy fuck, you [Re: gettinjiggywithit]
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I want to die with a wide range of experiences under my belt...minimum wage won't get you that.


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"A warrior is a hunter. He calculates everything. That's control. Once his calculations are over, he acts. He lets go. That's abandon. A warrior is not a leaf at the mercy of the wind. No one can push him; no one can make him do things against himself or against his better judgment. A warrior is tuned to survive, and he survives in the best of all possible fashions." ― Carlos Castaneda

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Re: You lazy fuck, you [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
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Right! The post is about the guy who wants tons of experiences, who only dreams of having them while living on well fare and feeling sorry for himself. Frog is calling HIM a lazy fuck.

That reminds me, the islands are a great place to have lazy after noon fucks.


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Re: You lazy fuck, you [Re: hsalf]
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hsalf said:
Someone who isn't a lazy fuck like me explain.
Too much blood out here.
We've got some mourning to do.
Despite what the Chief of deaddogs says.
I'll buy a Mercedes next season, or the next, or the next...
If only my spirit was ugly...
soul my gold(en IQ) could shine.
Homeless but sheltered
forever



Whatever.  Just don't "channel" my way, k?  :grin:  I've had enough shit in my life.  Don't need it channeled at me.  I've paid my dues, ya know?


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The day will come when, after harnessing the ether, the winds, the tides, gravitation, we shall harness for God the energies of love. And, on that day, for the second time in the history of the world, man will have discovered fire.  -Teilard

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Re: You lazy fuck, you [Re: RedEyeSamurai]
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RedEyeSamurai said:
Frog to try to answer your original question.  (In my own terms, because I honestly have not spent enough time in this world to speak for anyone else yet)

Why you gotta label me lazy, just because my goals are different.



See, people are coming out, defensive of their positions.  I'm not saying that if someone who does things differently from the way I have done things is lazy.  I'm saying that if, basically, you have a good mind, and you aren't schizophrenic, you could make a go of anything if you (a generic "you") weren't so lazy.  This is a limited class of people, when you think about it.  Fuck, y'all are so damned defensive. 

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I do not beleieve thier is a collective progress in this world, only the same stuff changing. 

Only progress in a specific direction is progress.



I have no fucking clue what you are talking about.

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Without goals it is easy to progress in a 'wasteing away' manner, or progress to sit on the couch and watch tv while eating corner store food.



Then someone should get some goals.  :grin:

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That being said my real effort go's into finding goals that I can be happy pursuing, and feel fulfilled once completed.

(AND I truley am pleased you could feal gratified with school and a 'respectable' job.)



Me, too.  But again, I don't think that the way I did things is the right way for everyone.  In fact, when someone tells me that they have thought about being an attorney, I try to dissuade that person.  I'm all for a person finding what he's going to be happy doing, even if it's being a janitor, because that person will be happier doing what he loves rather than doing what he hates, just to make money.

I'm only saying, with this thread, if you're an able-bodied person, and you aren't too fucked up ( :grin: ), DO SOMETHING!!


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The day will come when, after harnessing the ether, the winds, the tides, gravitation, we shall harness for God the energies of love. And, on that day, for the second time in the history of the world, man will have discovered fire.  -Teilard

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Re: You lazy fuck, you [Re: Frog]
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Can someone summarize for me what this thread is all about?
It's really long and I don't have time to read every post.

Thanks.

-Jell


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Re: You lazy fuck, you [Re: Jellric]
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Jellric said:
Can someone summarize for me what this thread is all about?
It's really long and I don't have time to read every post.

Thanks.

-Jell



This thread is, quite extensively, concerning the migratory and mating habits of the goldfinch. Glad to help. :wink:

Feel smug now, do ya? :lol: :wink:

:headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :satansmoking:
Peace. :mushroom2:


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I wouldn't fear
For I've never known completeness
Like being here
Wrapped in the warmth of you
Loving every breath of you

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Re: You lazy fuck, you [Re: Frog]
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Hey don't worry I won't condemn you - I was just asking a few questions pertinent to the topic.

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I don't believe in looking for limitations. I believe in looking for possibilities and opportunities. I was once a high school drop-out blacking out from drinking almost nightly and a single mother on welfare. I think if one tries just a little bit, one can get out of a bad or bleak situation and do something.





You spent 'x' amount of time (probably near a decade) in the kind of situation of one of the 'lazy fuckers' you are criticising. You dropped out of high school.....too fucking hard? And worked on essentially a minimum wage job for 10 odd years and claiming welfare (sponge!) - before you gained the impetus to search yourself for your true will(lucky you got sacked for being a pissed lazy fuck!). You must therefore remember that time, and also remember that you have had different periods in you life, in many of which you were the intelligent, underachieving, drunk with no direction who just worked a minimum wage job and could see no way out - a textbook (so called) 'lazy fucker' not making the most of your potential.

Restricted for all that time by limitations that must have been very real to you during that time, and then by a turn of fate - a vacumn allowed the space for inspiration to creep in and your psychological state changed - limitations crumbled, and became unreal because you looked for and found an opportunity. The universe and the mind can be tricky like that.

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  There was this guy in our office recently who was a lazy fuck. He wanted a lot of money, but he didn't want to work for it. He was smart. He could have gone to school himself to be a lawyer, but he told me it would take too long. In the meantime, he's fucking with people.

What do you think is his internal or external limitation? And how am I being narrow, uncompassionate and self-righteous?




In that individual case I certainly don't think you are being narrow, uncompassionate and self-righteous.
Was he on minimum wage though?  :wink:
Sounds like one of his present 'limitations' might be a lack of :heart: if all he does is fuck with people (whatever that entails sounds awful!). Poor guy. Unlucky people...

However in stereotyping the swathe of people that aren't achieving their dreams, and for whatever reason find it 'too fucking hard', as 'lazy fucks' I think you may well be being a little narrow, uncompassionate and self-righteous. This may not have been your intention but it's certainly what came across from your initial post - i.e. what separates 'lazy fuckers' (underlings with a personality defect) from  those like you (the great achiever with the magic quality - me! me! me!).

Edited by CJay (11/05/04 06:08 AM)

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Re: You lazy fuck, you [Re: CJay]
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CJay said:
You spent 'x' amount of time (probably near a decade) in the kind of situation of one of the 'lazy fuckers' you are criticising. You dropped out of high school.....too fucking hard? And worked on essentially a minimum wage job for 10 odd years and claiming welfare (sponge!) - before you gained the impetus to search yourself for your true will(lucky you got sacked for being a pissed lazy fuck!). You must therefore remember that time, and also remember that you have had different periods in you life, in many of which you were the intelligent, underachieving, drunk with no direction who just worked a minimum wage job and could see no way out - a textbook (so called) 'lazy fucker' not making the most of your potential.




Um, I think I already said something like this in a couple of different posts.  I already said that I was at one time a lazy fuck.  Oh, or did you just want a chance to say it, too???  :grin:

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Restricted for all that time by limitations that must have been very real to you during that time, and then by a turn of fate - a vacumn allowed the space for inspiration to creep in and your psychological state changed - limitations crumbled, and became unreal because you looked for and found an opportunity. The universe and the mind can be tricky like that.



And I hope some day all the other lazy fucks find the inspiration they need to do something.  And it wasn't "fate".  It was me getting off my ass and just simply DOING SOMETHING useful with myself.  I was tired of the way I was living and wanted to change, and I did.

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  There was this guy in our office recently who was a lazy fuck. He wanted a lot of money, but he didn't want to work for it. He was smart. He could have gone to school himself to be a lawyer, but he told me it would take too long. In the meantime, he's fucking with people.

What do you think is his internal or external limitation? And how am I being narrow, uncompassionate and self-righteous?




In that individual case I certainly don't think you are being narrow, uncompassionate and self-righteous.
Was he on minimum wage though?  :wink:
Sounds like one of his present 'limitations' might be a lack of :heart: if all he does is fuck with people (whatever that entails sounds awful!). Poor guy. Unlucky people...[/qoute]

That guy truly is a lazy fuck.  He rips people off, he lies, cheats, etc.  He even stoops to pretending to be a lawyer and collects money.  Poor guy?  What's poor about him?  Those are his choices.  I would not live that way, so it's difficult to have empathy for him. 

Are you a liberal, by any chance?  In general, liberals say "let's feel sorry for everyone, and give them money if they're poor, because these poor, poor people can't do it themselves."

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However in stereotyping the swathe of people that aren't achieving their dreams, and for whatever reason find it 'too fucking hard', as 'lazy fucks' I think you may well be being a little narrow, uncompassionate and self-righteous. This may not have been your intention but it's certainly what came across from your initial post - i.e. what separates 'lazy fuckers' (underlings with a personality defect) from  those like you (the great achiever with the magic quality - me! me! me!).



I'm so sorry for taking pride in what I accomplished.  I should only consider myself to be like everyone else.  We are all the same.  We are all even.  I am no better than someone who is sitting around watching T.V. all day, drinking, and doing nothing with his life.  I shouldn't expect him to change, or try to make him change.  I should just feel sorry for him. 

Hmmm.  Wierd.


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The day will come when, after harnessing the ether, the winds, the tides, gravitation, we shall harness for God the energies of love. And, on that day, for the second time in the history of the world, man will have discovered fire.  -Teilard

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Re: You lazy fuck, you [Re: fireworks_god]
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fireworks_god said:
Jellric said:
Can someone summarize for me what this thread is all about?
It's really long and I don't have time to read every post.

Thanks.

-Jell



This thread is, quite extensively, concerning the migratory and mating habits of the goldfinch. Glad to help. :wink:

Feel smug now, do ya? :lol: :wink:

:headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :satansmoking:
Peace. :mushroom2:



:lol:

Jel, I stupidly wrote about my accomplishments when I wrote that some people are lazy fucks who sit around and do nothing when they could work hard etc. 

I am a bad person for thinking highly of myself and my accomplishments, and I am a bad person for not having empathy for someone who is a lazy fuck.  I have no empathy, or compassion, and I think way too highly of myself. 

I think that sums things up.  :rolleyes:


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The day will come when, after harnessing the ether, the winds, the tides, gravitation, we shall harness for God the energies of love. And, on that day, for the second time in the history of the world, man will have discovered fire.  -Teilard

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Re: You lazy fuck, you [Re: Frog]
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lazy, fain?ant, idle, indolent, slothful
These adjectives mean not disposed to exertion, work, or activity.
what if you think of being lazy as say an activity?
are even doing an activity being lazy? or does it make laziness 'impossible' in that context?


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Re: You lazy fuck, you [Re: Gomp]
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I was thinking about that while I was working out this morning, and what you have written, Gomp, is pertinent.

This thread was about "lazy fucks".  It's about people who are lazy, faineant, idle, indolent and slothful.  It's not about people who have psychological problems and are unable to function in the world. 

And I suppose "laziness" is an act of "being", so then yes, I guess it would be an activity?  :grin:  But is that a useful activity?


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The day will come when, after harnessing the ether, the winds, the tides, gravitation, we shall harness for God the energies of love. And, on that day, for the second time in the history of the world, man will have discovered fire.  -Teilard

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