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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: quake235]
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This lavotories occupied


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For most of the normies out there, an operating system is just a bootloader for Google Chrome.

And I don't know what the mantis is praying for
But he's probably just thanking the Lord
That he don't live in a home
And he don't got a phone
And he don't sit around all angry and bored
(He's just a bug)

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: gopher]
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That’s how you get STD’s, Sitting on the toilet before the other guy gets off of it!

Have you guys ever been to jail? That’s what the spray bottle is for…. It’s not for the toilet seat, it’s to get Carl’s dumbass to hurry up and pinch it off!

It gets kinda freaky in there! Lol

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Enjoil] * 5
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                                                      psilohuasca is da wae
                                                                gnome sayin'?

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Primal Glitch] * 3
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The deliriant one is awesome!!


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:nyan: LGBT - Love God Before Tradition :nyan:

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Asante] * 1
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Broccoli is the plural of Broccolus.

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Baby_Hitler]
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The alpha whore looks tasty af and I am confused as to the joke?  Are people calling what appears to be a nutella cookie sandwhich rolled in coconut flakes an alhpa whore? So lost, so hungry

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Sugabearcrisp]
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The letter 'R' is a vowel.




You know I'm right.

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Sugabearcrisp] * 2
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Sugarbearcrisp said:
The alpha whore looks tasty af and I am confused as to the joke?  Are people calling what appears to be a nutella cookie sandwhich rolled in coconut flakes an alhpa whore? So lost, so hungry


I was wondering how many people would get that one  :smilingpuppy:
it's called an alfajor


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Primal Glitch]
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: viraldrome]
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Truth that!


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personal empowerment for the world

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Asante]
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Hella quite simply…


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Amanita86] * 2
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I see a ton of simpin on this board all the time.


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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man. -- George Bernard Shaw

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Patlal]
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Full of fresh air Lays! :crankey:

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
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I accidentally yelled

Take it off

At the girl at staples, that's my funnies for the day


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For most of the normies out there, an operating system is just a bootloader for Google Chrome.

And I don't know what the mantis is praying for
But he's probably just thanking the Lord
That he don't live in a home
And he don't got a phone
And he don't sit around all angry and bored
(He's just a bug)

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: viraldrome] * 3
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https://www.tiktok.com/@chunkysdead/video/7049174802979933486

My clench got that gorilla grip (grip)
Watch out, I’ll take off your tip (tip)
Vice grip right below the hip (hip)
Crack like a potato chip (chip)

My clench game, is the best in the biz
None you others can clench a booty like this
My clench game strong
Your clench game wrong
Step aside King Kong
Make room for queen Ong

My clench breaks chopsticks, fish sticks, and chick’s lips (chick’s lips)
Going in strong like bricks
By the time they done bottom feeding
They coming out all crushed up like cake mix

You’re the minion and I’m the master
Squeeze game sweet, call me the nutcracker
I clеnch so hard I rip your dick off
Since you a simp that gets your dick off

Total ablation, castration, sedation
Shit so firе they call it cremation
And yes, I’ll take your bank donation
Leave it crashed like a cracker station


:canthelpbutlaugh: :bathtub40lol:

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