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Re: Cultivation
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Well, try jumping off a really tall building into a fast moving river and then post your result....then ill tell you if its anything like cultivating mushrooms.

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No way. The only similarity is that they both hurt really badly. Jumping.... duh. But the mushrooms hurt only because everytime one is picked the person who is picking them imagines that the cake/casing is their body and the mushroom is their penis (because they slightly resemble penises). Ripping off your penis is bad enough; but then you go on to dry them; and then eat them. Imagine eating your own mummified penis... pretty painful huh. Or even worse the grower might sell their mushrooms to others; there is no telling what another person might do with your mummified penis.
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i'ma lockin this thread and throwing away the kay

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