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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 3 [Re: Azure Essence] * 4
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 3 [Re: NWlight]
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Family Feud funnies

"Name a place a woman might call heaven on earth?"




something you pass around


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 3 [Re: trekie]
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On the subject of funny Family Feud guesses, I remember watching this episode on The Game Show Network.



I watched it in a block of episodes and realized they have to film like half-a-dozen in a row because the contestants clothes didn't change between episodes.


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 3 [Re: mytehdogizflying]
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Same with Jeopardy. Some contestants play like 3-4 games in a day.

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 3 [Re: mytehdogizflying]
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mytehdogizflying said:
On the subject of funny Family Feud guesses, I remember watching this episode on The Game Show Network.



I watched it in a block of episodes and realized they have to film like half-a-dozen in a row because the contestants clothes didn't change between episodes.


LOL, "Thank go our daughters were slut and drug abusers in college!"

The BongThong sisters.

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 3 [Re: Azure Essence]
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This is a re-post, but when it comes to game show appearances,
this dude takes the cake:


If I cannot think of anything worthwhile to do with the 15 minutes
of fame that Warhol promised me, then this is the sort of thing that
I'd like to use mine on.

JD


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 3 [Re: Javadog]
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 3 [Re: ChRnZN]
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:whathesaid::hahthatsrich: please tell me that fox news pic is not real.

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 3 [Re: funegi] * 1
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 3 [Re: Mad_Larkin]
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=nrI7QUJfkvI

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 3 [Re: Bodhi of Ankou] * 5
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A CHRISTIAN DEMOCRAT:  You have two cows.  You keep one and give one to your neighbor.

A SOCIALIST:  You have two cows.  The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.

AN AMERICAN REPUBLICAN:  You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So what?

AN AMERICAN DEMOCRAT:  You have two cows.  Your neighbor has none.  You feel guilty for being successful.  You vote people into office who tax your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax.  The people you voted for then take the tax money and buy a cow and give it to your neighbor. You feel righteous.

A COMMUNIST:  You have two cows.  The government seizes both and provides you with milk.

A FASCIST:  You have two cows.  The government seizes both and sells you the milk. You join the underground and start a campaign of sabotage.

DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE:  You have two cows.  The government taxes you to the point you have to sell both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from your government.

CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE:  You have two cows.  You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.

BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE:  You have two cows.  The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, then pours the milk down the drain.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:  You have two cows.  You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.  You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION:  You have two cows.  You go on strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION:  You have two cows.  You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION:  You have two cows.  You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

A BRITISH CORPORATION:  You have two cows.  They are mad.  They die. Pass the shepherd's pie, please.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:  You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:  You have two cows.  You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 12 cows.  You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION:  You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.

A BRAZILIAN CORPORATION:  You have two cows.  You enter into a partnership with an American corporation.  Soon you have 1000 cows and the American corporation declares bankruptcy.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION:  You have two cows.  You worship both of them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION:  You have two cows.  You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported on them.

AN ISRAELI CORPORATION:  There are these two Jewish cows, right?  They open a milk factory, an ice cream store, and then sell the movie rights. They send their calves to Harvard to become doctors. So, who needs people?

AN ARKANSAS CORPORATION:  You have two cows.  That one on the left is kinda cute.


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 3 [Re: Constantine]
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Awesome. Kinda reminds me of this shirt I saw.



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 3 [Re: Versicolor]
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Gooruism: the shit is a lie, it's actually goo


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 3 [Re: g00ru]
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http://i.imgur.com/3pR2CLa.gif

IDK how to post .gifs but this is hilarious!

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 3 [Re: itsthedank]
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What the fuck is this :lolsy:


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 3 [Re: blackhawk]
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Just click the picture button above the text box and paste the URL into it, hit enter.  :thumbup:

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 3 [Re: itsthedank]
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itsthedank said:
http://i.imgur.com/3pR2CLa.gif

IDK how to post .gifs but this is hilarious!




get image location or upload it to a site, and put it in the url box 3rd from the right


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 3 [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
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Hilarious! Yet I still don't understand how it's possible.


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 3 [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
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Bodhi of Ankou said:



:lmafo:

:rofldrunk:

:lol:


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