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Re: I'm an eighteen year old virgin [Re: Anonymous #24]
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maybe you should give a doll show to show her how stupid that sounds...

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Re: I'm an eighteen year old virgin [Re: Anonymous #21]
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Down to fuck?
Hit me up           

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Re: I'm an eighteen year old virgin [Re: Anonymous #25]
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25 is a 40 year old man  :beavis1:

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Re: I'm an eighteen year old virgin [Re: Anonymous #21]
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Jeez. Just now, she was bitching about how insecure she was over her tiny breasts (cup Aa) , and i was like "dude fuck that shit, I wouldn't change you if I could"

And then she's all like: "well the world doesn't revolve around you"

I mean, what the fuck's that supposed to mean; that she want's to look appealing to other men?
Check out how way too fucking nice I am to this little cunt, and how ungrateful she is towards me! :facepalm:

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Re: I'm an eighteen year old virgin [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Anonymous #7 said:
Anonymous #5 said:
Drink more



Terrible advice, Anon #5.

It'll happen when it happens.  I'm to the point where that now that I have had sex, I don't want to have sex with anyone else unless I would want them to bare my children.  It's a big deal, in that aspect, to me.

bb's is srs. rurr srs.




i feel like this too..

i was a virgin until i was 23....now i have had sex with two girls this year and i LOVE one of them...

sex isnt that great if you dont care about the person in my little experience...

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Re: I'm an eighteen year old virgin [Re: Anonymous #13]
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Anonymous #13 said:
Women go for nice guys, but trust me, it takes them a while to actually believe you're not faking it. Been with my woman for 5 months so far and she still isn't sued to being with a guy who treats her right.



QFT

my girl is so scared bc of how wonderful i treat her...she is like amazed that i am so sweet and everything to her...

its like easy as fuck to me bc of how much i love her..

hope she gives in and lets me have her heart...she already has mine..

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Re: I'm an eighteen year old virgin [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Some people make it sound like you can't have a good life without spreading your haploid DNA into every hole that has haploid DNA inside. And your life will be especially bad if you don't get it done within a certain time frame!

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Re: I'm an eighteen year old virgin [Re: Anonymous #27]
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count me in the 18 year old virgin club...

...though i seem to be the only one who cares

ugh :facepalm:

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Re: I'm an eighteen year old virgin [Re: Anonymous #16]
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Anonymous #16 said:
Anonymous #12 said:
How the hell can you have a relationship, without having sex? To me that is the driving force of the relationship.



When you grow up a bit, you'll find that women have minds, and that minds are as hot as pussies.



what a mindfuck!

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Re: I'm an eighteen year old virgin [Re: Anonymous #29]
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you should just have sex. its not a big deal and its awesome.

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Re: I'm an eighteen year old virgin [Re: Anonymous #30]
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Sex honestly is NOT that big of a deal.
Don't wait for that special someone. Not only if things don't work out will you be crushed, but do a favor to your future partner and get good.

Would you wait to learn how to dance on your wedding night, and suck? Or would it be better to practice and get perfect so you can blow their mind?

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Re: I'm an eighteen year old virgin [Re: Anonymous #31]
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Quote:
QFT

my girl is so scared bc of how wonderful i treat her...she is like amazed that i am so sweet and everything to her...

its like easy as fuck to me bc of how much i love her..

hope she gives in and lets me have her heart...she already has mine..



Man bro i think your giving in toooooo much. Maybe shes different, idk. But you act like that with her, shes gonna get bord and walk away.
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Jeez. Just now, she was bitching about how insecure she was over her tiny breasts (cup Aa) , and i was like "dude fuck that shit, I wouldn't change you if I could"

And then she's all like: "well the world doesn't revolve around you"

I mean, what the fuck's that supposed to mean; that she want's to look appealing to other men?
Check out how way too fucking nice I am to this little cunt, a



Wow what an insecure bitch. Just for that, you should give her compliments in rare occasions.

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Re: I'm an eighteen year old virgin [Re: Anonymous #31]
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Anonymous #31 said:
Sex honestly is NOT that big of a deal.
Don't wait for that special someone. Not only if things don't work out will you be crushed, but do a favor to your future partner and get good.

Would you wait to learn how to dance on your wedding night, and suck? Or would it be better to practice and get perfect so you can blow their mind?



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Re: I'm an eighteen year old virgin [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Maybe your gay?

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Re: I'm an eighteen year old virgin [Re: Anonymous #32]
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Dude.. your time will come. People start fucking way too young.

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Re: I'm an eighteen year old virgin [Re: Anonymous #33]
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im the last virgin of all my friends. fuck my life.

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Re: I'm an eighteen year old virgin [Re: Anonymous #28]
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Anonymous #28 said:
im the last virgin of all my friends. fuck my life.



If you fuck your life...technically, your not a virgin anymore!

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Re: I'm an eighteen year old virgin [Re: Anonymous #33]
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Now that I'm finally not a virgin anymore, I started suffering from erectile dysfunction, jeopardising my current relationship with a sexy girl who's into anal. Fuck my life.

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Re: I'm an eighteen year old virgin [Re: Anonymous #24]
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SEX IS IMPORTANT

IT DOESNT MATTER IF YOU ARE A VIRGIN, YOU COULD START FUCKING BITCHES EASILY IF YOU TRIED

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Re: I'm an eighteen year old virgin [Re: Anonymous #34]
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I lost mine when I was 15 and I'd only been with the guy for a couple of months. Now, we're still together today. Looking back, I'm really glad I lost it to someone special.

But I think waiting until you're married or w/e is stupid. I think it's best just to lose it to someone you won't regret. I have friends who've had sex with completely disgusting people (inside and out), and they really regret it.

In my opinion, regret is one of the worst feelings. You've just got to ask yourself "Am I going to regret fucking this person or am I going to regret not fucking this person?" Annnd there's your answer.

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